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posted by cmn32480 on Sunday August 30 2015, @05:13PM   Printer-friendly
from the security-is-overrated dept.

This humourous essay [PDF] on modern computer security, I thought would be an interesting read for SN; here's an excerpt.

Security research is the continual process of discovering that your spaceship is a deathtrap. However, as John F. Kennedy once said, "SCREW IT WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON." I cannot live my life in fear because someone named PhreakusMaximus at DefConHat 2014 showed that you can induce peanut allergies at a distance using an SMS message and a lock of your victim's hair. If that's how it is, I accept it and move on. Thinking about security is like thinking about where to ride your motorcycle: the safe places are no fun, and the fun places are not safe. I shall ride wherever my spirit takes me, and I shall find my Gigantic Martian Insect Party, and I will, uh, probably be rent asunder by huge cryptozoological mandibles, but I will die like Thomas Jefferson: free, defiant, and without a security label.

[Also Covered By]: Schneier on Security


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  • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 30 2015, @06:33PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 30 2015, @06:33PM (#229925)
    I guess it being in PDF is part of the humor?
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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 30 2015, @06:48PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 30 2015, @06:48PM (#229929)

    about:config > pdfjs.disabled=[boolean]true?

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 30 2015, @06:49PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 30 2015, @06:49PM (#229930)

    What is wrong with a pdf? Any security flaws associated with it are the fault of document readers i.e. the same developers that unleashed the locust locus that is flash.

    • (Score: 4, Insightful) by Runaway1956 on Sunday August 30 2015, @07:15PM

      by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Sunday August 30 2015, @07:15PM (#229938) Journal

      There are a number of PDF readers, and writers as well. PDF isn't especially secure, nor is it especially insecure. Adobe reader, however, has proven to be terribly insecure.

      $ pacman -Ss PDF
      extra/cups-pdf 2.6.1-2 [installed]
              PDF printer for cups
      extra/evince 3.16.1-1 (gnome)
              Document viewer (PDF, Postscript, djvu, tiff, dvi, XPS, SyncTex support with
              gedit, comics books (cbr,cbz,cb7 and cbt))
      extra/gv 3.7.4-2
              A program to view PostScript and PDF documents
      extra/poppler 0.33.0-1 [installed]
              PDF rendering library based on xpdf 3.0
      extra/poppler-data 0.4.7-1
              Encoding data for the poppler PDF rendering library
      extra/potrace 1.12-1
              Utility for tracing a bitmap (input: PBM,PGM,PPM,BMP; output:
              EPS,PS,PDF,SVG,DXF,PGM,Gimppath,XFig)
      extra/pstoedit 3.70-2
              Translates PostScript and PDF graphics into other vector formats
      extra/qpdf 5.1.3-1 [installed]
              QPDF: A Content-Preserving PDF Transformation System
      extra/texlive-bin 2014.34260-8 [installed]
              TeX Live binaries
      extra/zsh-doc 5.0.8-1
              Info, HTML and PDF format of the ZSH documentation
      community/apvlv 0.1.5-1
              PDF/DJVU/TXT viewer which behaves like Vim
      community/dblatex 0.3.4-2 [installed]
              DocBook (XML and SGML) to DVI, PDF, PostScript converter using latex.
      community/epdfview 0.1.8-6 [installed]
              Lightweight PDF document viewer
      community/erlang-docs 18.0-1
              HTML and PDF documentation for Erlang
      community/gambas3-gb-pdf 3.7.1-2 (gambas3)
              PDF component
      community/impressive 0.11.0b-1
              A fancy PDF presentation program (previously known as KeyJNote).
      community/libharu 2.3.0-1
              C library for generating PDF documents
      community/mupdf 1.7_a-2
              Lightweight PDF and XPS viewer
      community/pdf2djvu 0.8.1-1
              Creates DjVu files from PDF files
      community/pdf2svg 0.2.2-1
              A pdf to svg converter
      community/pdfgrep 1.3.2-1
              A tool to search text in PDF files
      community/pdflib-lite 7.0.5p3-3
              PDF manipulation library.
      community/pdfmod 0.9.1-6
              Simple application for modifying PDF written in C Sharp
      community/pdfsam 2.2.4-1
              A free open source tool to split and merge pdf documents
      community/podofo 0.9.3-1 [installed]
              A C++ library to work with the PDF file format
      community/python-pyx 0.14-1
              Python library for the creation of PostScript and PDF files
      community/python-reportlab 3.2.0-1
              A proven industry-strength PDF generating solution
      community/python2-pdfrw 0.1-3
              Basic PDF file manipulation library
      community/python2-pychart 1.39-8
              Python library for creating Encapsulated Postscript, PDF, PNG, or SVG
              charts.
      community/python2-pyx 0.12.1-2
              Python library for the creation of PostScript and PDF files
      community/python2-reportlab 3.2.0-1
              A proven industry-strength PDF generating solution
      community/python2-rst2pdf 0.93-8
              Create PDFs from simple text markup, no LaTeX required
      community/wkhtmltopdf 0.12.2.1-1
              Command line tools to render HTML into PDF and various image formats
      community/x-docs-pdf 20140422-1
              X documentation
      community/zathura-pdf-mupdf 0.2.8-1
              PDF support for Zathura (MuPDF backend)
      community/zathura-pdf-poppler 0.2.5-2
              Adds pdf support to zathura by using the poppler engine

  • (Score: 2) by Dunbal on Sunday August 30 2015, @10:58PM

    by Dunbal (3515) on Sunday August 30 2015, @10:58PM (#229987)

    Exactly what I thought. Oh the irony. I'm not downloading THAT!

  • (Score: 2) by cafebabe on Monday August 31 2015, @04:09PM

    by cafebabe (894) on Monday August 31 2015, @04:09PM (#230245) Journal

    A Microsoftie publishes a PDF that says not to worry about security? That's a good troll because a Word document would have been too obvious.

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