| Title | Giant 40-story Tall Gerbil Spotted in the Desert | |
| Date | Wednesday April 01 2015, @07:10PM | |
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| from the you-all-gonna-die dept. | ||
From CNN:
In the desert of Arizona north of Tucson, a 40 story tall gerbil holding a giant wooden scepter has been spotted. It's walking towards Phoenix and is estimated to arrive by tomorrow afternoon. The giant anomaly was first spotted when seismologists went to investigate repetitive events, which turned out to be the footsteps of the giant beast. It stands erect and walks on two legs, and audio recordings and eye-witness accounts report that it is murmuring in an unknown language. The army has been deployed to set up a barricade near Phoenix.
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