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posted by cmn32480 on Tuesday May 24 2016, @12:16AM   Printer-friendly
from the there-is-a-joke-here-someplace dept.

Sexual conflict between males and females can lead to changes in the shape of their genitals, according to research on burying beetles by scientists at the University of Exeter.

The study, published in the journal Evolution, provides new evidence that conflict over how often mating takes place can lead to males evolving longer penis-like organs and females larger 'claws' on their genitalia, within ten generations.

Genital shape varies enormously across the animal kingdom compared, for instance, to body shape. One reason for this may be that the shapes of male and female genitalia co-evolve as a result of sexual conflict. Dr Megan Head, one of the authors of the new study said: "It takes two to tango, so when changes in shape in one sex leads to corresponding changes in the other sex this is known as co-evolution."

Mixed results: males have longer penises, females have claws on their vaginas. Which part of that is bad is left as an exercise for the reader.

Selection on an antagonistic behavioral trait can drive rapid genital coevolution in the burying beetle, Nicrophorus vespilloides (open, DOI: 10.1111/evo.12938)


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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by jdavidb on Tuesday May 24 2016, @01:03AM

    by jdavidb (5690) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @01:03AM (#350087) Homepage Journal
    From the "fun Soylent News headlines to share with your wife" department.
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    • (Score: 2) by choose another one on Tuesday May 24 2016, @09:12AM

      by choose another one (515) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday May 24 2016, @09:12AM (#350211)

      Hmmm, you mean like: *smack* see honey, sexual *smack* conflict *smack* _does_ cause *smack* genitals to change shape *smack*

      • (Score: 2) by jdavidb on Tuesday May 24 2016, @12:47PM

        by jdavidb (5690) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @12:47PM (#350267) Homepage Journal
        That's not actually how the conversation went for us, but I suppose that might work, too.
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  • (Score: 2) by krishnoid on Tuesday May 24 2016, @01:08AM

    by krishnoid (1156) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @01:08AM (#350090)

    Which part of that is bad is left as an exercise for the reader.

    The movie [rogerebert.com], probably.

    • (Score: 2) by fishybell on Tuesday May 24 2016, @01:24AM

      by fishybell (3156) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @01:24AM (#350094)

      My thoughts are the galgamex [youtube.com]. We must never forget them.

    • (Score: 1) by Scruffy Beard 2 on Tuesday May 24 2016, @01:24AM

      by Scruffy Beard 2 (6030) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @01:24AM (#350095)

      So I have been putting off fixing my "normal" computer, and as such have things like Javascript enabled.

      That website pushed the load average on my computer up to 9. I had to switch to the text console to kill the browser.

  • (Score: 2) by ilPapa on Tuesday May 24 2016, @01:08AM

    by ilPapa (2366) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @01:08AM (#350091) Journal

    females have claws on their vaginas

    I knew it.

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    • (Score: 3, Funny) by Tork on Tuesday May 24 2016, @01:50AM

      by Tork (3914) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday May 24 2016, @01:50AM (#350101)
      Heh. Still a virgin, huh.
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      • (Score: 4, Touché) by ilPapa on Tuesday May 24 2016, @02:16AM

        by ilPapa (2366) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @02:16AM (#350112) Journal

        Heh. Still a virgin, huh.

        I'm saving myself.

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        • (Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Tuesday May 24 2016, @03:56PM

          by Phoenix666 (552) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @03:56PM (#350349) Journal

          I'm saving myself.

          Unless you're a praying mantis, why?

          OK, in case you're earnest, there's part of "saving yourself" that does make sense. In the realm of physical intimacy there is truly nothing that is as meaningful as doing that with someone you love and respect as a person. It's validating to you as a being to bring that much happiness and contentment to another being you truly care about.

          But there is also such a thing as context, and in learning what you like about another person on a physical and emotional level. You can't really know that until you have explored and experienced. If you save yourself to the exclusion of all others, and then make a profound commitment to another person in the form of marriage or children, only to find out that you really, really need something that your partner will not provide, then you have done everyone, including yourself, a profound disservice.

          Sow your wild oats. Revel in the animal side of your existence that will always be with you, and either underpin or undermine your logical mind, and learn what you personally need to be a whole person, self-possessed, content, and additive to humanity.

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          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 24 2016, @06:08PM

            by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 24 2016, @06:08PM (#350425)

            nothing you really need

            Seriously, what? Bukkake? Felching? Gerbils? Hot grits? Furry stuff? Coprophagia?

            Get over yourself. Put marriage first so that you don't wind up lonely and diseased.

            And what if you do try out a few, then decide that you moved on from the best you ever had? What then? You can't go back; people move on. Now you're stuck forever wishing you had stayed with somebody who has now moved on and gotten married and had six kids. You can cry into your beer for the rest of your life and nothing will bring that person back. It'd have been better to never know.

            • (Score: 2) by Immerman on Wednesday May 25 2016, @04:11AM

              by Immerman (3985) on Wednesday May 25 2016, @04:11AM (#350645)

              It had nothing specifically to do with sex, but I recall reading an article recently that suggested that the mathematically optimal strategy for the "average" person to find the best spouse was, as I recall, to date 3-4 people, and then commit to the next person who is at least good enough to qualify as second best. The idea was that the first few partners helped establish a meaningful base for comparison so that you don't end up setting your sights too low, and then you search as best you can.

          • (Score: 2) by ilPapa on Tuesday May 24 2016, @06:44PM

            by ilPapa (2366) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @06:44PM (#350437) Journal

            Nah man, I'm messing with you. I've got a daughter in grad school. I've had sex at least once.

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    • (Score: 2) by driverless on Tuesday May 24 2016, @06:10AM

      by driverless (4770) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @06:10AM (#350160)

      females have claws on their vaginas

      They don't have claws, they have pussy trolls, like Pillowpants.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 24 2016, @06:12PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 24 2016, @06:12PM (#350426)
  • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 24 2016, @02:59AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 24 2016, @02:59AM (#350130)

    Where is Runaway1962? This is right up his, um, alley! No doubt these beetles do this to abort their fetuses, since they are the spawn of Satan! Bettle Bailey. Bettleguese.

    • (Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday May 24 2016, @05:24PM

      by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @05:24PM (#350406) Journal

      Oh, be careful now, you might be accused of flamebaiting or ad-hominem-ing him if you say things like this!!!!!!1111eleventy-one

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  • (Score: 2) by Bogsnoticus on Tuesday May 24 2016, @03:01AM

    by Bogsnoticus (3982) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @03:01AM (#350131)

    Lorena Bobbit caused John's genitals to change shape.

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    • (Score: 2) by MostCynical on Tuesday May 24 2016, @03:15AM

      by MostCynical (2589) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @03:15AM (#350134) Journal

      She didn't use claws to do that, though.

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      • (Score: 2) by looorg on Tuesday May 24 2016, @03:48AM

        by looorg (578) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @03:48AM (#350139)

        But it might have been serrated.

    • (Score: 3, Funny) by driverless on Tuesday May 24 2016, @06:12AM

      by driverless (4770) on Tuesday May 24 2016, @06:12AM (#350163)

      Lorena Bobbit caused John's genitals to change shape.

      Alexis Texas makes my genitals change shape.

  • (Score: 4, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 24 2016, @04:57AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 24 2016, @04:57AM (#350151)

    A boss wants to embarrass his secretary.

    She asks him under which password he wants to encrypt his file. He answers "penis" just to watch her squrim.

    Next thing he sees is his secretary doubled over on the floor. Laughing so hard she can't catch her breath.

    On the computer screen: "Password rejected : Too Short".

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 24 2016, @09:51AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 24 2016, @09:51AM (#350222)

    females larger 'claws' on their genitalia

    This sounds like a job for Rule 34! [rule34.xxx]