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posted by martyb on Tuesday June 28 2016, @04:27AM   Printer-friendly
from the save-me-from-myself dept.

ESPN.com reports Johnny Manziel's attorney has withdrawn from his domestic violence case after inadvertently sending a text message to The Associated Press saying "Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle," as part of a proposed plea deal. Between the rumor that Manziel spent over $1,000 at a drug paraphernalia store and his own father describing his son as "a druggie", Manziel's football career seems to be over.

Have you seen other inadvertently-sent messages leading to firings or professional embarrassment? Is there a technological solution to this human problem?


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  • (Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2016, @04:37AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2016, @04:37AM (#366833)

    Welcome, we love you, we hate you
    We love you, we want you, we need you
    We wish we were like you
    They say you're a saint
    You're a whore, you're a sinner
    That he had you, made you
    He can't live without you

    Would you confess if we asked
    That you nurture the urge
    To declare that it's time
    To settle down with a man of your own
    You want a baby, a family
    A piece of security

    Shut your mouth, try not to panic
    Just shut your mouth, if you can do it
    Shut your mouth, try not to panic
    Just shut your mouth, if you can do it
    Just shut your mouth

    What's your opinion of the dire situation
    In our land here, our guest here
    Of course, you'll be nice here
    How do you feel about God and religion
    Are you good people, bad people
    Guess it doesn't matter, people

    Your place, my place
    Make her bring that famous face
    You got some, you want some
    You wanna let me get you some
    We know your music but of course we'd never buy it
    It's too fake man, right man, we don't give a fucking damn

    Shut your mouth, try not to panic

    Just shut your mouth, if you can do it
    Shut your mouth, try not to panic
    Just shut your mouth, if you can do it

    I hear you say it, play it smart girl, win the game love
    Give 'em what they want, what they want to see and
    You could be a big star, you could go far, make a landmark
    What have you been reading, you smart girl? Win the game love
    Give 'em what they want, what they want to see and
    You could be a big star, you could go far
    Make a landmark, make a shit load

    And the world spins by, with everybody moaning
    Pissing, bitching and everyone is shitting
    On their friends, on their love
    On their oaths, on their honor
    On their graves, on their mouths
    And their words say nothing

    Shut your mouth, try not to panic
    Just shut your mouth, if you can do it
    Shut your mouth, try not to panic
    Just shut your mouth, if you can do it
    Just shut your mouth

    I wanted to say something
    (Oh shut your mouth)
    I wanted to say something
    (Just shut your mouth)
    I wanted to say something
    (Oh shut your mouth)
    I wanted to be something
    (Just shut your mouth)

  • (Score: 1, Offtopic) by aristarchus on Tuesday June 28 2016, @05:07AM

    by aristarchus (2645) on Tuesday June 28 2016, @05:07AM (#366837) Journal

    I just wish that when people post lyrics, that they either give a link to a torrent or a youtube fiasco, or identify the composer, band, and name of the tune? Is this too much to ask? Try keeping 2400 years of music straight in you your head! Not easy! Enough to make you Brexit!

    • (Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2016, @05:50AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2016, @05:50AM (#366865)

      Jesus Christ, you want your spam and troll posts to be pre-labeled for you, too? How about a helpful warning on every rickroll or goatsee link?

      • (Score: 1, Offtopic) by aristarchus on Tuesday June 28 2016, @06:09AM

        by aristarchus (2645) on Tuesday June 28 2016, @06:09AM (#366879) Journal

        Mahatma Ganeshi! Yes!

        How about a helpful warning on every rickroll or goatsee link?

        This would be so helpful! Especially for those new to the niceties of the Internets! If you could provide such for all and sundry, a great service would be provided to the universe, and you would acquire much good karma, possibly being reborn in the Western Pure Land of No Internet Connectivity. But I suspect you are not serious, so, expletive you!

  • (Score: 1) by Scruffy Beard 2 on Tuesday June 28 2016, @05:21AM

    by Scruffy Beard 2 (6030) on Tuesday June 28 2016, @05:21AM (#366846)

    I was going to link to Silent Circle [silentcircle.com] or Open Whisper systems [whispersystems.org]:
    But then it occured to me that you can still fat-finger your contact list, and securely send your text to the wrong recipient.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2016, @03:24PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2016, @03:24PM (#367111)

    When you could send your boss a page to call... LGBT hotline, Aids hotline, CIA, etc.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2016, @11:42PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2016, @11:42PM (#367333)

    Husband and wife were in tax trouble. Their lawyer wrote an incriminating letter to them, but "by accident" sent it to the authorities. I suspect one spouse wanted to plead for forgiveness from the government but couldn't convince the other. The mis-sent letter was just a ploy.