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on Saturday January 21 2017, @07:23AM
from the never-underestimate-the-power-of-bacon dept.
from the never-underestimate-the-power-of-bacon dept.
Bacon News: Woman Says Bacon Helped Her Celebrate 109 Years
A 109-year-old woman from southern Illinois has some advice for living a long life.
"I never smoked a cigarette in my life, I never drank liquor in my life, and I had one husband for 43 years," said Ruth Benjamin. "And I love bacon!
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(Score: 3, Informative) by drussell on Saturday January 21 2017, @09:00AM
bacon++
(Score: 2) by takyon on Saturday January 21 2017, @02:33PM
Bacon-Eating Woman Dies at Young Age of 109, Bacon Shaved Off Years of Her Life!
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(Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday January 21 2017, @03:59PM
All the other bacon eaters who died prematurely aren't around to credit bacon for their early deaths. This is literally a case of survivor bias. [wikipedia.org]
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday January 21 2017, @06:06PM
Liquor
Guns
Bacon
Tits