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posted by fyngyrz on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:06PM   Printer-friendly
from the mark-down-mark-up dept.

The Washington Post has a retrospective on 14 years of Mark Zuckerberg saying sorry, not sorry:

From the moment the Facebook founder entered the public eye in 2003 for creating a Harvard student hot-or-not rating site, he's been apologizing. So we collected this abbreviated history of his public mea culpas.

See also:
Why Zuckerberg's 14-Year Apology Tour Hasn't Fixed Facebook.


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  • (Score: 5, Insightful) by bradley13 on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:12PM (23 children)

    by bradley13 (3053) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:12PM (#665455) Homepage Journal

    Zuckerberg is a classic sociopath. Of course he's "sorry", as in "sorry he got caught".

    He used to be more honest, when he called his first customers "dumbfucks" for trusting him. He's added a few layers of polish since then, but he's still the same guy: eager to share his customers' private information for the right price.

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    • (Score: 5, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:20PM (3 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:20PM (#665458)

      Zuckerberg is a classic sociopath. Of course he's "sorry", as in "sorry he got caught".

      Pretty much every other person in that room on the day of questioning is of the exact same ilk.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:58PM (2 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:58PM (#665478)

        So who wins the shit fight? Does congress have enough shit on Zuck to cause him trouble, or does he have enough compromising information (in the FB archives, naturally) to scare the congress-critters into leaving him alone?

        It's really sad when the national debate of the day turns into a race to the bottom.

        • (Score: 2) by frojack on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:12PM (1 child)

          by frojack (1554) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:12PM (#665481) Journal

          Congress doesn't need "shit" on you to cause you trouble. They just have to pass intelligent laws to protect people. (Not holding my breath).

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          • (Score: 3, Insightful) by bob_super on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:29PM

            by bob_super (1357) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:29PM (#665489)

            Congress doesn't need "shit" on you to cause you trouble. They just have to threaten to pass laws to get people to "contribute".

    • (Score: 3, Insightful) by richtopia on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:20PM (17 children)

      by richtopia (3160) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:20PM (#665459) Homepage Journal

      Zuckerberg is a classic sociopath. Of course he's "sorry", as in "sorry he got caught".

      He used to be more honest, when he called his first customers product "dumbfucks" for trusting him. He's added a few layers of polish since then, but he's still the same guy: eager to share his customers' products' private information for the right price.

      Fixed

      • (Score: 5, Funny) by krishnoid on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:13PM (8 children)

        by krishnoid (1156) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:13PM (#665483)

        Blah blah blah, you're all missing the point. I forgive him for all of that, if it's even necessary, but for writing the whole website in PHP ... I just can't.

        • (Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:30PM (7 children)

          by MichaelDavidCrawford (2339) Subscriber Badge <mdcrawford@gmail.com> on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:30PM (#665530) Homepage Journal

          PHP.

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          • (Score: 3, Insightful) by Nerdfest on Wednesday April 11 2018, @09:09PM

            by Nerdfest (80) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @09:09PM (#665550)

            It doesn't deserve capital letters. It should be lower case, in Comic Sans.

          • (Score: 2) by TheRaven on Thursday April 12 2018, @06:12AM (4 children)

            by TheRaven (270) on Thursday April 12 2018, @06:12AM (#665769) Journal
            Facebook has a very impressive compiler team. They've figured out that it's cheaper to employ 10,000 cheap code monkeys and 100 compiler engineers to transform the crappy code that they write into something that runs fast than it is to employ 5,000 competent software developers. They do keep repeating the same mistakes though - first with PHP and then they wrote all of their mobile apps in JavaScript and found that they needed to write a faster JavaScript implementation to make performance not such there as well.
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            • (Score: 2) by Wootery on Thursday April 12 2018, @09:09AM (3 children)

              by Wootery (2341) on Thursday April 12 2018, @09:09AM (#665813)

              Facebook wrote a JavaScript engine? I thought they just moved away from JavaScript and toward native mobile apps.

              • (Score: 2) by TheRaven on Thursday April 12 2018, @09:27AM (2 children)

                by TheRaven (270) on Thursday April 12 2018, @09:27AM (#665821) Journal
                Their 'native' apps include a huge blob of JavaScript code running in a Facebook customised JavaScript engine.
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                • (Score: 2) by Wootery on Thursday April 12 2018, @11:59AM (1 child)

                  by Wootery (2341) on Thursday April 12 2018, @11:59AM (#665863)

                  What secret sauce do they have that outperforms the JavaScript engines from Google/Mozilla/Apple?

                  I'm not seeing anything like a Facebook JavaScript compiler from a quick web search - what's it called?

                  • (Score: 3, Informative) by TheRaven on Friday April 13 2018, @07:37AM

                    by TheRaven (270) on Friday April 13 2018, @07:37AM (#666352) Journal

                    What secret sauce do they have that outperforms the JavaScript engines from Google/Mozilla/Apple?

                    Different optimisations for different use cases. Their code all uses one (apparently, very flexible but pretty terrible for performance) framework and so is all written in a specific style. Most JavaScript engines have to deal with code from a variety of different sources and care about geomean performance across a large range of benchmarks. Facebook's has to deal with code from a single source and cares about performance for that one codebase. This lets it do a bunch of things that aren't worth the effort for anyone else, because most code doesn't do the stupid things if they care about performance (see previous point about Facebook hiring cheap developers), and it can skip things that other VMs do that optimise cases that are common in general but not in their codebase.

                    I'm not seeing anything like a Facebook JavaScript compiler from a quick web search - what's it called?

                    I don't think they distribute it. One of my students worked on it before he came to do an MPhil.

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          • (Score: 2) by JeanCroix on Thursday April 12 2018, @05:36PM

            by JeanCroix (573) on Thursday April 12 2018, @05:36PM (#666053)
            ...Pointy-Haired Protocol?
      • (Score: 2, Disagree) by bob_super on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:33PM (6 children)

        by bob_super (1357) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:33PM (#665490)

        > customers product

        For the umpteenth time, the term you're looking for is "consumer".

        • (Score: 2, Disagree) by fritsd on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:18PM (5 children)

          by fritsd (4586) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:18PM (#665519) Journal

          I disagree; the Facebook consumers are people like the ones that paid Cambridge Analytica. They purchase and use the data sets that Facebook has collected and analyzed.

          • (Score: 2) by bob_super on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:27PM (4 children)

            by bob_super (1357) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:27PM (#665527)

            You are wrong.
            Customers hand Facebook money : ads and data people
            Consumers use the service.

            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @09:18PM (2 children)

              by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @09:18PM (#665554)

              Except that Facebook's "users" are not users, but useds. They are used by Facebook.

              • (Score: 2) by bob_super on Wednesday April 11 2018, @09:58PM (1 child)

                by bob_super (1357) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @09:58PM (#665573)

                Why do you say "except" ?
                It was already true in TV and radio : customers access the consumers via the service; the service uses its consumers to make a profit. News at 11.

                • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 12 2018, @06:50AM

                  by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 12 2018, @06:50AM (#665784)

                  Because people who allow themselves to be used by Facebook are better described as "useds", "suckers", or some other such term.

            • (Score: 1) by fritsd on Thursday April 12 2018, @03:39PM

              by fritsd (4586) on Thursday April 12 2018, @03:39PM (#665972) Journal

              Oh allright, I think I see what you mean.

      • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:16PM

        by FatPhil (863) <pc-soylentNO@SPAMasdf.fi> on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:16PM (#665518) Homepage
        > he called his first customers productraw materials "dumbfucks" for trusting him It was too early, they weren't formed into products yet.
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    • (Score: 4, Insightful) by DannyB on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:31PM

      by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:31PM (#665531) Journal

      I would like to apologize to those who feel they have had their personal privacy compromised.

      I sincerely regret that those who were harmed by my actions had to discover that it was me who was to blame.

      I ask for your forgiveness and pledge that in the future I will not get caught doing anything like this ever again.

      I am deeply sorry that my bad judgment and poor choice of actions resulted in personal embarrassment for myself and those who helped me in selling your personal information to the highest (and lowest) bidder. However please feel free to blame those who coded the actual implementation.

      I take full responsibility for my negligence and lack of diligent care to ensure the privacy and confidentiality of our actions in selling your information. You have my personal assurance that I will be more careful next time.

      To all of those who were hurt by my inappropriate, selfish and thoughtless actions I would like to humbly offer my sincerest indifference.

      -- Zuckerbooger

      --
      People today are educated enough to repeat what they are taught but not to question what they are taught.
  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:24PM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:24PM (#665460)

    ... twice = shame on ME.

    Anyone who trusts this piece of garbage now has himself or herself to blame.

    Only a fool would trust Zuckerberg.

    And that really is all there is to it.

    • (Score: 2) by DannyB on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:34PM (1 child)

      by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:34PM (#665534) Journal

      Only a fool would trust Zuckerberg.

      Many of us said that a decade and a half ago.

      So what does that make the people who trusted him since then?

      Do I have to create a Facebook account in order to participate in #DeleteFacebook? I don't think I'll bother. The act of deleting cancels out the action of creating an account -- thus preserving the status quo of never having had an account.

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      People today are educated enough to repeat what they are taught but not to question what they are taught.
      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 12 2018, @03:35AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 12 2018, @03:35AM (#665725)

        greater than all past genocides combined.

        People who voluntarily interacted with these companies need to be purged from the gene pool. Their bones piled up as monuments to their stupidity. Those who survive the purges need to be reminded of what purpose they served and what personal fortitude they need to have so that one day in the future they too will not do something so stupid as to warrant joining the pile.

  • (Score: 2) by SomeGuy on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:34PM (5 children)

    by SomeGuy (5632) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:34PM (#665464)

    As my mother used to scream at the top of her lungs with her mouth-dick piercing my skull until my soul bled from my ears: DON'T SAY YOU'RE SORRY UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

    • (Score: 2, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:40PM (1 child)

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:40PM (#665468)

      her mouth-dick

      say what now
      that's your mother you're talking about

      • (Score: 3, Funny) by SomeGuy on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:39PM

        by SomeGuy (5632) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:39PM (#665496)

        You ever see the movie "Alien"? Kind of like that but not as pleasant.

    • (Score: 3, Touché) by frojack on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:40PM (1 child)

      by frojack (1554) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:40PM (#665469) Journal

      You should have listened.

      My 1st boss use to say "Sorry is found in the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis". I learned to listen very quickly.

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      • (Score: 3, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:44PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:44PM (#665500)

        “You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
        "Why, what did she tell you?"
        "I don't know, I didn't listen.”

    • (Score: 3, Funny) by Azuma Hazuki on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:36PM

      by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:36PM (#665493) Journal

      Is your mom the Queen Alien or what?

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  • (Score: 5, Insightful) by Snospar on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:37PM (6 children)

    by Snospar (5366) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:37PM (#665466)

    We all know that Zuckerberg will do this again and again. Next time perhaps the crooks will empty thousands of peoples bank accounts at once - after all they've got a data store that the phishers would dream about. And yet the impact of "Delete Facebook" is "insignificant" because people can't live without it!

    I appear to be living without it just fine and always have. Not meant to sound smug, just stating the fact that life without Facebook is possible. Life with real privacy is getting harder and harder, why hand all the information to these morons for free?

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    • (Score: 5, Insightful) by frojack on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:43PM

      by frojack (1554) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:43PM (#665471) Journal

      He's learned its easier to get forgiveness than permission. Of course he will do it again. The rules about what is permissible are defined by the dimensions to which he can push the envelop without getting push-back.

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    • (Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:08PM (1 child)

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:08PM (#665514)

      https://www.vogue.com/article/mark-zuckerberg-senate-hearing-facebook-social-mission [vogue.com]

      Coverage of the hearing--

      Update: This story was originally titled "At His Senate Hearing, No One Reminds Mark Zuckerberg That He Started Facebook to Rate Users’ Hotness," but has since been changed to reflect the fact that someone finally did. On day two of his testimony on Capitol Hill, Representative Billy Long, a Republican from Missouri, was the first to mention Facemash.com, the website Zuckerberg first created at Harvard in order to compare photos of his classmates and allow users to rate their looks.. In an awkward exchange, Long asked Zuckerberg what Facemash is and whether it is still up and running. Zuckerberg called it a "prank website" in response, and claimed that it "has nothing to do with Facebook."

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @10:48PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @10:48PM (#665602)

        The kicker: the photos being rated were copied from Harvard's ID photo database [thecrimson.com] without permission from the students or the university.

        After Zuckerberg closed Facemash, he apparently [archive.org] turned the domain over to Adam D'Angelo [wikipedia.org] who repurposed it:

        Users submit their AIM Buddy Lists to the site. Then, BuddyZoo runs all kinds of analysis on the data [...]

    • (Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:33PM (1 child)

      by MichaelDavidCrawford (2339) Subscriber Badge <mdcrawford@gmail.com> on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:33PM (#665532) Homepage Journal

      You know: just plain folks.

      Folks who only have a smartphone because they're not into computers.

      And that phone has just two apps: Facebook and Facebook Messenger.

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      Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]
      • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @09:23PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @09:23PM (#665558)

        "Regular people" are morons, so that's no surprise. Regardless, whether you're a regular person or an irregular person, you can avoid using Facebook. Despite what some may claim, this does not entail making any significant sacrifices. Stop caring about events that people can only be bothered to advertise on a monstrous surveillance engine. Stop caring about the daily lives of people or family members who live on the other side of the country, or find some other way to contact them. Stop caring about fake Facebook 'friends'. Stop aiding and abetting monstrous surveillance engines. But even if quitting Facebook did require one to make sacrifices, it would be worth it.

    • (Score: 4, Insightful) by HiThere on Thursday April 12 2018, @01:15AM

      by HiThere (866) Subscriber Badge on Thursday April 12 2018, @01:15AM (#665674) Journal

      Yeah. But don't assume that just because you haven't created a Facebook account that they haven't created one for you...which was leaked, it all the information they attached to it.

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      Javascript is what you use to allow unknown third parties to run software you have no idea about on your computer.
  • (Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:53PM (10 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:53PM (#665475)

    No crime has occurred. No contract has been breached. Nobody has been coerced.

    If anything, the victim is Facebook, whose own rules were broken by someone else.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:29PM (9 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:29PM (#665488)

      Presumably, he's sorry for not doing enough to help the CIA.

      He's also sorry that his website has been used to organize teacher and other strikes in the USA and internationally.

      He's sorry that his website allows proles to get together and swap notes and question the official propaganda.

      He's sorry that he hasn't done enough to act as a extra-governmental arm of censorship, propaganda, and narrative control for the elites.

      I almost feel sorry for him. Almost. I'm a bleeding heart. I can't help it. His problem is that he hasn't done enough to align Failbook with the interests of the entrenched ruling class, but he doesn't stand behind principles like free speech either. He's proving that he's just a dumb fuck.

      • (Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:40PM (1 child)

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:40PM (#665497)

        The teachers are trying to get the Men with Guns to hand over more of their plunder; the teachers are part of your governmental problem.

        • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:43PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:43PM (#665499)

          the teachers are part of your governmental problem.

          Not to mention part of your pedophile problem.

      • (Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:35PM

        by MichaelDavidCrawford (2339) Subscriber Badge <mdcrawford@gmail.com> on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:35PM (#665535) Homepage Journal

        Occupy Wall Street and all the local Occupies organized on Facebook and Gmail.

        That's just like organizing in the jail's booking room.

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      • (Score: -1, Redundant) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:44PM (5 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:44PM (#665539)

        The teachers are trying to get the Men with Guns to hand over more of their plunder; the teachers are part of your governmental problem.

        • (Score: 2, Insightful) by Azuma Hazuki on Wednesday April 11 2018, @09:03PM (4 children)

          by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @09:03PM (#665545) Journal

          Wrong thread. And yes, Billy, we know you're still angry at Mrs. Thompson for making you stand in the corner after you dumped paint on Annabelle's chair. Get over it.

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          • (Score: -1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @09:07PM

            by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @09:07PM (#665548)

            Try actually reading the thread some time, "lady".

          • (Score: -1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @11:15PM (2 children)

            by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @11:15PM (#665617)

            Try actually reading the thread some time, "lady".

            • (Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Thursday April 12 2018, @02:07AM

              by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Thursday April 12 2018, @02:07AM (#665704) Journal

              Posting it twice doesn't make it any more true, Billy.

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            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 12 2018, @03:32AM

              by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 12 2018, @03:32AM (#665724)

              Triggered!

              omgomgomg, are those scare quotes?! lol!

  • (Score: 5, Interesting) by Snotnose on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:10PM (5 children)

    by Snotnose (1623) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:10PM (#665515)

    I never made an account. At first because I didn't see the point, then because I didn't want them harvesting all my personal info. But due to their shadowing I'm 99% sure they have a pretty good dossier on me that's just as complete as one of their schmucks customers.

    Zuck the Fuck told Congress I can opt out. How? I don't have a FB account. How exactly do I opt out of something I never signed up for in the first place?

    Fuck FB and Zuck, I hope they both disappear within my lifetime.

    --
    Why shouldn't we judge a book by it's cover? It's got the author, title, and a summary of what the book's about.
    • (Score: 3, Insightful) by looorg on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:27PM (4 children)

      by looorg (578) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:27PM (#665526)

      From what I read about the hearing today this was one of the issues that wasn't raised, one among many others. I to assume there is a massive shadow-profile on me. I never had an account, I keep getting emails from them from idiots that gave FB access to their email-phonebook. Plus I'm sure people that I do know that do have FB sometimes have me in pictures and such. Plus it's fairly safe to assume that they can build a fairly good profile on you just based on your friends, if they are friends you are going to have things in common, be around the same age and social status and other markers. So they could know or assume quite a lot without me actually going there to verify it for them.

      This would be the question then wouldn't it. How do you opt out without announcing yourself in the first place. So you have to sign up, tie all their data together only to be able to opt out? One could argue that if you don't use FB why does it matter how much data they have on you? Clearly they share that with other companies and organizations on a daily basis so even if FB doesn't use the data to serve me pages other fuckers get my data as they trade it around like as if it was herpes at a swingersparty (or so I assume).

      • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:44PM (1 child)

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:44PM (#665538)

        Nuke from orbit? That ought to work, assuming you get all the FB data centers at the same time.

        • (Score: 2) by looorg on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:52PM

          by looorg (578) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:52PM (#665541)

          Facebook is like a cockroach or a twinkie, that shit will survive everything.

      • (Score: 3, Interesting) by looorg on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:50PM

        by looorg (578) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @08:50PM (#665540)

        ... and when I said today I meant yesterday. Apparently during day 2 they did ask about Shadow profiles and Zuck claimed total ignorance and started to talk about other things that nobody apparently understood and we learned nothing really. Except that there are "shadow profiles" but they don't call them that and that they gather data on everyone or all the stuff they can find for security reasons. I guess everyone that hasn't signed up for FB yet is a potential security threat they have to keep in a special database. Until they do sign up at which case they transition from horrible luddite to most valued customer .. or merchandise ... or that is the moment in which you transition from known unknown to product?

      • (Score: 4, Informative) by HiThere on Thursday April 12 2018, @01:19AM

        by HiThere (866) Subscriber Badge on Thursday April 12 2018, @01:19AM (#665677) Journal

        Did you read the article earlier about how he had been donating (bribing) over half the legislators that ended up on that committee?

        How strange that the questions were softball.

        --
        Javascript is what you use to allow unknown third parties to run software you have no idea about on your computer.
  • (Score: 2) by Gaaark on Wednesday April 11 2018, @10:42PM

    by Gaaark (41) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @10:42PM (#665599) Journal

    Zuck sounds like a Canadian wid all dese apologies, eh!

    I'm sorry Zucks an idiot.
    I'm sorry facefuck is awful.
    I'm sorry facefuck steals.
    I'm sorry facefuck knows more about me than I like, even though I have no account.
    I'm sorry facefuck hasn't gone under yet.

    I'm sorry.
    I Am Canadian.

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