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Nutaku - the site which fulfills all your hentai browser gaming needs - promises the "world's first adult gaming esports tournament" with the Lewd Gaming Championship. I suppose it was only a matter of time before somebody decided to bring esports and anime boobs together.
This tournament is sponsored by YouPorn, and offers a $25,000 prize pool for 64-players in a single-elimination tournament in Tits 'n' Tanks. Further format and qualification details are still on the way. All participants will also receive a YouPorn Premium membership, which - I'm told - offers exclusive content, HD video, and an ad-free viewing experience.
Source: https://www.pcgamesn.com/nutaku-lewd-gaming-championship
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The World's First Porno Esports Tournament is Coming, Courtesy of Nutaku and YouPorn
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 16 2018, @04:49PM
Anime push-up bras have been bringing anime boobs together since anime and hentai burst onto the scene.
(Score: 4, Informative) by bob_super on Monday July 16 2018, @04:50PM (6 children)
It's missing the important links, and now my search engine will think things about me:
https://www.nutaku.net/games/app/tits-n-tanks/ [nutaku.net]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1SVOijnZZw [youtube.com]
(Do I need to specify NSFW ?)
(Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 16 2018, @06:02PM (5 children)
I'm sure ethanol and realDonald will be 1st and 2nd place in the finals.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday July 16 2018, @07:10PM (3 children)
EF maybe, he's still a spring chicken. rDT's reflexes are probably worse than mine at his age though. Sucks for us.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by shortscreen on Monday July 16 2018, @07:19PM (2 children)
It's a cell phone game. No reflexes needed, unless you play it while walking/driving.
(Score: 3, Funny) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday July 16 2018, @07:29PM (1 child)
Oh, good. Wouldn't want the tweens left out just because they've never used anything with an interface more complex than something a monkey could grok.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Tuesday July 17 2018, @06:24PM
The interface isn't very complex. It's trying to play a video game with only 1 hand that causes the problems.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 16 2018, @08:52PM
I'm guessing because they'll fuck each other.
(Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Monday July 16 2018, @06:12PM
I guess they would get more viewers with live-action sports. :-)
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
(Score: 2) by Snow on Monday July 16 2018, @06:32PM (2 children)
Is this a masturbating contest?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 16 2018, @06:54PM
See #707979 above.
(Score: 3, Funny) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday July 16 2018, @07:13PM
Nah, I'd already have signed up if it were. Why not win a prize for something I was going to be doing anyway?
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 5, Funny) by ilsa on Monday July 16 2018, @07:28PM (3 children)
They totally missed an opportunity there. It should have been a single emanation tournament.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday July 16 2018, @07:30PM (2 children)
They obviously don't have our editors' gift with amusingly timed typos.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Interesting) by ilsa on Monday July 16 2018, @07:38PM (1 child)
My absolute favorite... someone was talking about SymbianOS, but instead of a link to http://www.symbian.com [symbian.com] , they put in a links to http://www.sybian.com [sybian.com] .(NSFW)
Much hilarity ensued.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday July 16 2018, @07:56PM
Oh, damn, I missed that one! That's even better than the Alzheimer's Cock [soylentnews.org].
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 17 2018, @01:10AM
Now bring the cup and try to not spill it.