posted by
martyb
on Sunday January 13 2019, @07:35PM
from the We-will-fight-them-on-the-couches dept.
from the We-will-fight-them-on-the-couches dept.
NPR covers a recent recruitment campaign by the British military.
Are you a "binge gamer"?
An unfocused office prankster?
A "me me me millennial"?
If so, the British army wants to recruit you.
It's all part of a new advertising campaign unveiled by the U.K. Defense Ministry aimed at 16- to 25-year-olds "looking for a job with purpose," according to a statement.
In videos, radio spots and posters, the advertisements take negative stereotypes about Generation Z — and their predecessors, the notorious millennials — and rebrand them as strengths. Self-centeredness becomes "self-belief," phone obsession becomes "focus" and selfies become "confidence."
The posters are hillarious, worth a peek at the original article.
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British Army Seeks 'Snow Flakes' And 'Me Me Me Millennials' in New Recruiting Campaign
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @07:47PM (3 children)
Propaganda is always hilarious. Can confirm the peek was worth it.
(Score: 5, Insightful) by acid andy on Sunday January 13 2019, @08:57PM
Always, except when it isn't and you don't notice that it's propaganda.
If a cat has kittens, does a rat have rittens, a bat bittens and a mat mittens?
(Score: 2) by driverless on Monday January 14 2019, @01:11AM
And here's a video showing one of the candidates they're aiming for [youtube.com] applying for a job.
(Score: 2) by kazzie on Monday January 14 2019, @09:09AM
Rather than a peek, maybe you should have a proper gander at it.
(Score: 5, Informative) by isostatic on Sunday January 13 2019, @08:03PM (9 children)
The soldier used for the "Snowflake" poster, being a tough squaddie that puts the fear of god into his enemies, was annoyed about being called a snowflake.
So he laughed about it and bought the next round of drinks.
Only kidding. He's thrown his toys out of the pram and is quitting: https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/06/soldier-quit-army-face-used-snowflake-advert-8314549/ [metro.co.uk]
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @08:10PM (4 children)
So the British army is admittedly a bunch of snowflakes.
(Score: 2) by FatPhil on Sunday January 13 2019, @09:08PM (1 child)
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people; the smallest discuss themselves
(Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @10:05PM
The French army are fierce, dedicated tough fighters so will never give ground to an enemy.
(Score: 2, Funny) by Ethanol-fueled on Monday January 14 2019, @12:00AM (1 child)
The British army will go full Monty Python after this next recruiting drive. They will all march in silly-walks.
(Score: 2) by Freeman on Monday January 14 2019, @06:47PM
I don't think of Monty Python when I think Full Monty, but I guess Python just describes it better.
Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"
(Score: 2, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @08:14PM (1 child)
From your link
"the derogatory term snowflake which is used to describe someone being over-emotional, easily offended or unable to deal with opposing opinions."
The irony here is that he quit the army because he was offended and was unable to deal with the consequences of what the army did.
But seriously I would be upset to.
(Score: 3, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @10:25PM
I don't think you quite get how nasty squaddies can be...google bullying in the british army sometime and consider that's only what gets out/reported. It was a bit shitty of the Ruperts to make him a target this way, though it makes one wonder who he pissed off.
Aye, you wonder about the advisability of pissing someone off who has access to automatic weapons....oh, wait, forgot the squaddies only have access to the POS SA80s...(I'm biased, I've fond memories of the FN SLR.)
(Score: 2) by takyon on Sunday January 13 2019, @10:35PM
Why should he continue to work for an organization that painted a target on his back without telling him?
https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/13/couple-smeared-blood-caught-sex-woods-surrounded-chanting-women-8338985/ [metro.co.uk]
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday January 14 2019, @12:03PM
He is choosing to act like a snowflake after being used in a snowflake commercial, despite signing up for all kinds of demeaning activities as his patriotic duty as a soldier?
I don't know the specifics of the UK enlistment contract, but having comprehensively read the US Army one when I decided not to enlist, it includes at their discretion using you for all kinds of experimental medical tests, including vaccines which are not considered safe for civilian use, and any kind of duty that they feel you are suited for. While you may be allowed to choose an MO upon enlistment, they are not in any way required to actually uphold that commitment once you are signed and may discharge you for a variety of offenses, both honorable and dishonorable.
A lot of people I knew got medical discharges or even booted out of basic for not making the cut with no disciplinary issues. So this snowflake quitting over this little advertising campaign is pretty pathetic and makes him sound like a british dandy.
(Score: 5, Funny) by Gaaark on Sunday January 13 2019, @08:25PM (4 children)
Your army needs you and your....errrr....spunk? ! ? ----->....
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---
(Score: 3, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @09:53PM (1 child)
Your army needs your overdeveloped right arm.
(Score: 4, Funny) by looorg on Sunday January 13 2019, @11:46PM
Just imagine how far you could toss the grenades ...
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @10:31PM (1 child)
meme-ified it for you:
https://www.genolve.com/design/socialmedia/memes?creation=fc28223cc203438ce306c3d6a2c72f01 [genolve.com]
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Monday January 14 2019, @12:51AM
That. is. AWWWWESOMMME!
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---
(Score: 4, Touché) by Bot on Sunday January 13 2019, @08:51PM (6 children)
Such font, much misalign, wow, they look like copypasta memes, quite a nice job.
Keep calm and carry on:
Feminists
Your army needs
you
and your toxicity
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(Score: -1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @10:07PM (5 children)
Now now, women have their place in today's armies.
Feminists are needed.
Someone has to be the first meat info the grinder on the battlefield so it may as well be those we won't miss.
(Score: 2, Funny) by Ethanol-fueled on Monday January 14 2019, @12:03AM (4 children)
All armies should permit conjugal visits but only in designated places where both sign consent forms and are sober and unmarried (unless to each other).
But men and women serving together, I've been hearing a lot of super horror-stories and petty revenge tales of he-said, she-said bullshit. A lot of Navy dudes I met, who are married and totally not gay, said that allowing more and more females to serve aboard ships fucked the Navy up.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday January 14 2019, @12:39AM (3 children)
You meet "navy dudes" that are " totally not gay"? Hmmm.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday January 14 2019, @01:35AM
I was also quite taken aback by this statement. I read it and then noticed-- the username. I just couldn't get past his statement, a non-gay man in the Navy? T-thats a tough pill to swallow. I mean I've been with EF since the beginning. Gassing the jews, prostitute shitting his bed, race war now, and it was all just so innocent. But such a misstatement as this I-- I just cannot accept.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday January 14 2019, @07:52AM (1 child)
"IN the Navy!" You know the Rear Admiral wanted to make that song by the Village People the official anthem of the Navy, until someone explained it to him. That someone obviously was not Ethanol_fueled. Carry on, Sailor! Stay away from the Marines.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday January 14 2019, @01:42PM
> You know the Rear Admiral wanted to make that song by the Village People the official anthem of the Navy
Of course he did...
(Score: 2) by Freeman on Monday January 14 2019, @06:52PM
I have no idea who's idea it was, but it's obvious some PR person was like, yeah that's great! While the army guys were probably thinking, whatever works, so long as we get enough recruits. Mix a little stupid with a little apathy, and you get "Demotivational recuritment posters." https://despair.com/collections/demotivators [despair.com] The problem is, they weren't going for sarcasm.
Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"