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posted by chromas on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:07AM   Printer-friendly
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Emoji 12.0 brings us waffles, more diversity, suggestive "finger pinch" glyph

There's a push for more diversity with this new emoji release. We have emojis for deaf people in three genders (male, female, and genderless) and five skin tones, an ear with a hearing aid, people in motorized and unmotorized wheelchairs, prosthetic arms and legs, a guide dog and a service dog, and people with a probing cane. There are actually only 59 distinct new emoji types in this release, but everything that depicts a human comes in five skin tones and three genders, which pumps up the numbers. You can really see this with the "People holding hands" emoji, which is completely configurable for a total of 70 possible combinations.

The emoji that's causing the most buzz is "pinching hand." Emojipedia's example shows a thumb and pointer finger with a small distance between them, which could also be interpreted as a hand signal for "small." People are already coming up with, uh, "suggestive" uses for such a glyph, and if the actual implementations follow Emojipedia's design, the glyph could end up on the naughty list next to peach and eggplant.

Thank you, Emojesus. ✝

By the way, what happened to calling it Unicode 12.0? Maybe they'll call it that in June.

Unicode Consortium blog post. Also at Emojipedia and 9to5Mac.

Previously: 38 New Emojis to be Introduced in 2016
Unicode Considering 67 New Emoji for 2016
Unicode 9.0 Serves up Bacon Emoji, 71 others, and Six New Scripts
Unicode 10.0's New Emojis
Stink Over Frowning Poo Emoji at the Unicode Consortium

Related: Apple's New iPhone X will let You Control the Poo Emoji with Your Face
Google CEO Drops Everything to Fix Cheeseburger Emoji
Microsoft Briefly Left Holding the Gun Emoji
Battle of the Bagel Emoji


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38 New Emojis to be Introduced in 2016 37 comments

The candidate list for Unicode 9 is taking shape, with the final list of new emojis scheduled for approval in mid-2016.

38 emoji characters have been accepted as candidates for the 2016 Unicode update, including Face Palm, Selfie, Shrug, Fingers Crossed, and Pregnant Woman.


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Unicode Considering 67 New Emoji for 2016 50 comments

From Arstechnica:

While all new emoji options are welcomed, the Unicode 9.0 emoji class may not be as game changing as its predecessor based on this initial glance. This past June, Unicode 8.0 saw the consortium finally add skin tone modifiers for face emoji. That brought much needed diversity to the selection after Apple lobbied for such changes more than a year earlier.

Final decisions for what emoji are bundled with Unicode 9.0 won't be announced until June 2016. That's the end of a long journey for would-be emoji, a process that begins with submitters making sure any proposed Unicode addition isn't already in the expansive list of existing characters, the list of characters on track for inclusion, or the list of characters that have been rejected (among the forever deceased: Klingon script). You've then got to fill out a proposal form authoritatively establishing your character's significance, any relationships to current Unicode characters, and "the name and contact information for a company or individual who would agree to provide a computerized font... for publication of the standard." These proposals are then screened, sent to committee, and finally defended and revised by the original submitter as needed until they are accepted or rejected.

What do fellow SN users think about emoji in Unicode? Should Unicode contain emoji at all? Should Unicode only contain a handful of basic emoji like happy face and sad face? Or should Unicode contain every pictogram and hieroglyph known to man :wistful philosophical east asian male face indicating deep thought about trivial issues: ?


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Unicode 9.0 Serves up Bacon Emoji, 71 others, and Six New Scripts 40 comments

The Register is reporting the upcoming release of Unicode 9.0:

On 21 June, the world will become a slightly more agreeable place with the release of Unicode 9.0 - not because the standard will offer "Arabic characters to support Bravanese and Warsh, which are used in North and West Africa, along with Pakistani Quranic marks" and "significant updates to segmentation algorithms", but rather for the inclusion of a bacon emoji.

For the curious, emojipedia has offered their renditions of these for your perusal.

Thanks to the work of TheMightyBuzzard, SoylentNews supports UTF-8 character encoding. This would be a good time to consider finding an updated Unicode font to embrace these additions.

Though it may seem like we are falling back to an age of Egyptian hieroglyphics, there are some more prosaic changes as well. The Unicode 9.0 Summary follows.

[Continues...]

Unicode 10.0's New Emojis 34 comments

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/nov/12/new-emojis-to-include-breastfeeding-a-hijab-and-the-lotus-position

The consortium that approves emojis has signed off on 56 new ones, including a woman breastfeeding a baby, a woman wearing a hijab and a "gender-inclusive" child, adult and older adult.

Among the other emoji that will be released in 2017 by Unicode are a face vomiting, a head exploding and a man and woman practising yoga. A flying saucer, vampire and T-rex also made the cut, as did a sandwich, broccoli and a pair of socks.

Unicode 10.0 will also include 285 hentaigana (obsolete/historical variants of Japanese hiragana) and 3 additional Zanabazar Square characters.


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Apple's New iPhone X will let You Control the Poo Emoji with Your Face 27 comments

The $999 iPhone X costs more than many laptops. Among the changes in store is the ability to project face movements onto emoji.

Apple's new iPhone X will allow users to do something we never dared dream would be possible with a handheld device.

It lets you take control of the poo emoji with your own face.

That's right, the animated pile of excrement, which is among the most popular methods of communication for millennials, can be controlled with the tech giant's new Face ID feature.

The fine article has an example of animoji demonstrated at an Apple conference.

Check YouTube for an example of the Face2Face algorithm — published on Mar 17, 2016 — where real-time face movement is projected onto George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Donald Trump.


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Google CEO Drops Everything to Fix Cheeseburger Emoji 47 comments

The cheese on Google's version of the cheeseburger emoji is in the WRONG PLACE and that is problematic:

Responding to criticism about the placement of cheese on Google's version of the cheeseburger emoji, Google CEO Sundar Pichai said that he would take a look at the issue immediately. "Will drop everything else we are doing and address on Monday :) if folks can agree on the correct way to do this!" Pichai tweeted.

Pichai was responding to author Thomas Baekdal, who pointed out the difference in cheese placement between Apple's and Google's cheeseburger emojis. "I think we need to have a discussion about how Google's burger emoji is placing the cheese underneath the burger, which Apple puts on top," Baekdal tweeted.

The tweet ignited a debate about where the different ingredients of a cheeseburger belong. Among all the different cheeseburger emoji variants offered by various tech companies, Google's is the only version to place the cheese below the meat, according to images of cheeseburger emojis from Apple, Google, Samsung, Facebook and others, as seen on Emojipedia. It's generally accepted that cheeseburger cheese should be placed directly on the meat patty for optimal melting.

🍔🍕🍖🍗🍟🍩 🏃💨 🇺🇸 💩🚽

Unicode 11 emoji candidates, scheduled for June 2018.

Also at Brisbane Times and New Zealand Herald.

Previously: Tweet Emoji 4 Pizza: #Epitome of #Convenience
38 New Emojis to be Introduced in 2016
Unicode Considering 67 New Emoji for 2016
Unicode 9.0 Serves up Bacon Emoji, 71 others, and Six New Scripts
Apple Urged to Rethink Gun Emoji Change
Unicode 10.0's New Emojis
Apple's New iPhone X will let You Control the Poo Emoji with Your Face


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Stink Over Frowning Poo Emoji at the Unicode Consortium 47 comments

A couple of the people deciding the fate of new emojis in the Unicode standards are upset over the latest pile of crap:

The argument over the emoji is between developers working with the Emoji Subcommittee of the Unicode Consortium, the nonprofit corporation that develops, maintains and promotes software internationalization standards. The committee is currently considering implementing a number of new emojis next year, but the frowning poo emoji alone has caused some members to become rather upset.

According to documents obtained by Buzzfeed, objections have been made on the grounds that the proposed emoji is a poor choice. "Organic waste isn't cute ... It is bad enough that the [Emoji Subcommittee] came up with it, but it beggars belief that the [Unicode Technical Committee] actually approved it ... The idea that our 5 committees would sanction further cute graphic characters based on this should embarrass absolutely everyone who votes yes on such an excrescence," one person wrote. "Will we have a CRYING PILE OF POO next? PILE OF POO WITH TONGUE STICKING OUT? PILE OF POO WITH QUESTION MARKS FOR EYES? PILE OF POO WITH KARAOKE MIC?"

Another person wrote, "I'm concerned that this character will open the floodgates for an open-ended set of PILE OF POO emoji with emotions, such as CRYING PILE OF POO, PILE OF POO WITH LOOK OF TRIUMPH, PILE OF POO SCREAMING IN FEAR, etc. Is there really any need to add a range of emotions to PILE OF POO? I personally think that changing PILE OF POO to a de facto SMILING PILE OF POO was wrong, but adding F|FROWNING PILE OF POO as a counterpart is even worse. If this is accepted then there will be no neutral, expressionless PILE OF POO, so at least a PILE OF POO WITH NO FACE would be required to be encoded to restore some balance."

I linked the Unicode 11 emoji candidates last time, but did not notice Frowning Pile Of Poo. This could be solved if they allowed any emoji to be used as a modifier for another emoji. Bar Of Soap + Frowning Pile Of Poo = Frowning Clean Pile of Poo or Frowning Poo-Covered Bar of Soap.

Also at Boing Boing.

Previously: Apple's New iPhone X will let You Control the Poo Emoji with Your Face
Google CEO Drops Everything to Fix Cheeseburger Emoji


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Microsoft Briefly Left Holding the Gun Emoji 68 comments

The pistol emoji ― 🔫 ― is being phasered out, or turned into a water pistol:

Google is the latest company to ditch the pistol with a new emoji update for Android users. The switch to a bright orange and yellow water gun, rolling out now, mimics changes made by Apple, WhatsApp, Twitter, and Samsung over the last few years. That leaves Microsoft as the only major platform with the realistic handgun emoji. True, Facebook still uses it, but a spokesperson for the company confirmed to Emojipedia that it would also be replacing its gun emoji with a toy water gun. The Verge has reached out to Microsoft for comment.

[...] Ironically, Microsoft initially displayed the gun emoji as a toy, but changed it to a revolver in 2016 as part of its emoji redesign project. With Google's (and Facebook's) latest move, Microsoft's gun emoji puts it at philosophical odds with the other giant tech companies based in the US where gun violence is a major concern. As we previously noted, in 2016 Apple successfully pushed to remove the rifle icon from the standardized collection of emoji.

However, later on the day The Verge's article was published, Microsoft revealed that it is jumping on the trend as well:

We are in the process of evolving our emojis to reflect our values and the feedback we've received. Here's a preview: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbqXVKBU0AAdXLk.jpg

Also at BBC and USA Today.

Previously: Apple Changes "Pistol" Emoji From Revolver to Toy Water Gun
Apple Urged to Rethink Gun Emoji Change
Twitter Changes Revolver Emoji to Water Pistol Emoji

Related: Kids Are Facing Criminal Charges for Using Emoji


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Battle of the Bagel Emoji 30 comments

Tacos, dumplings, bagels: the complicated politics of food emoji

Like all emoji, the bagel emoji is a tiny cartoon representation of its namesake, which is, again, a bagel. It is round like a bagel and brown like a bagel. It appears to be a plain bagel, which is not the best kind of bagel but also not the worst. It is a blank slate of a bagel —arguably, the bagel-iest kind of bagel, if not the most visually interesting. It is depicted sliced in half, and dry. Is this a good way to eat a bagel? No. Still, the image is very successful at doing its job, which is to communicate the concept of "bagel."

Bagel enthusiasts, though, were very upset. "Take a look at this clearly machine-cut monstrosity with its stiff and bready interior, which couldn't possibly be redeemed by a few minutes in a toaster," lamented Nikita Richardson at Grub Street. (Redemption is the only reason a bagel should ever be toasted, according to true bagel originalists; to toast a fresh bagel is a symptom of what former New York Times food critic and current culinary curmudgeon Mimi Sheraton calls a "decline in the craft of bagel making.")

[...] Part of the bagelmoji ire, explains Heather Schwedel at Slate, is a performance of discerning taste. "People want to demonstrate that they, unlike those emoji rubes, know from good bagels," she writes, noting that with much of the outcry coming from New York, "there may be some geographic snobbery going on too." A good way to prove you are a true New Yorker is to be extremely opinionated about bagels, whether real or pixelated.

[...] But as Jeremy Burge, the founder of Emojipedia and creator of World Emoji Day, told CNN, people want to see themselves in their tiny icons. "Some of the most vocal requests for new emojis are about representation," he said. The dumpling, the taco, and the pan of paella, for example, all had extremely popular backing. Linguists may not consider emoji a language, Jennifer 8. Lee, the driving force behind the dumpling emoji, told the Atlantic, but "for people who use them, it's almost like fighting for a word that [shows] you exist. When you come up with a word to describe your population, it's a very powerful thing."

Related: Apple's New iPhone X will let You Control the Poo Emoji with Your Face
Google CEO Drops Everything to Fix Cheeseburger Emoji
Microsoft Briefly Left Holding the Gun Emoji


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Google Unveils 53 Gender Fluid Emoji 195 comments

Exclusive: Google releases 53 gender fluid emoji

[As emojis] become more inclusive, each becomes less universal. Jennifer Daniel, designer at Google, thinks about this deep irony at the heart of visual language all the time. She traces it back to the age-old problem with the male bathroom symbol. "That person could be man, woman, anyone," she says. "But they had to add a little detail, that dress, and suddenly that person symbol doesn't mean person anymore; it means man. And that culture means a man-centered culture."

While Daniel can't fix our bathroom signage, as the director of Android emojis, she can fix another problem: The lack of gender-neutral symbols in texting. She can give us the zombies, merpeople, children, weightlifters that are neither male nor female. "We're not calling this the non-binary character, the third gender, or an asexual emoji–and not gender neutral. Gender neutral is what you call pants," says Daniel. "But you can create something that feels more inclusive."

Google is launching 53 updated, gender ambiguous emoji as part of a beta release for Pixel smartphones this week (they'll come to all Android Q phones later this year). Whether Google calls them "non-binary" or not, they have been designed to live between the existing male and female emoji and recognize gender as a spectrum. Given that Google collaborates with many of its rivals on emoji, it's likely that Apple and others will release their takes on genderless emoji later this year.

Apple's iOS 13.2 Update Includes 398 New and Inclusive Emoji 36 comments

All the new emoji in iOS 13.2

Apple released iOS 13.2 earlier today, and the update includes 398 new emoji. There's a bunch of brand-new ones (I love the otter) as well as emoji to represent people with disabilities, gender-neutral emoji (following in Google's footsteps), and a new way to select the skin colors of each individual in the holding hands emoji.

The new batch of emojis also help to normalize menstruation:

For too long, those of us with periods and clitorises have been brutally silenced from talking about our cramps and orgasms by Emoji's lack of yonic and vagina-related emojis. While we gab and gossip freely with eggplant dicks, the best digital icon we currently have to talk about periods and vaginas are the taco (no shade to tacos, it just sounds like a joke a 13-year-old boy would make), and the bloody syringe, which feels unnecessarily gruesome (we're trying to teach kids that periods aren't scary).

This dark time has come to an end. Apple has released iOS 13.2, and the update includes 398 new emoji, including a gorgeous menstrual-red blood drop. [...] The collection also includes a luscious, dignified and highly yonic oyster emoji, replete with a pearly clit, for all your sexting and storytelling needs.

Also at Emojipedia and SFGATE.

Previously: Unicode Consortium Adding 230 New Emojis in Emoji 12.0


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Google Redesigns its Emoji to be More Universal and Authentic 39 comments

Google redesigns its emoji to be more universal and authentic

Google is tweaking 992 of its emoji designs to make them more "universal, accessible, and authentic," the company announced today. The new designs will arrive this fall alongside Android 12, but Google says they'll also be available on older versions with apps that use its Appcompat compatibility layer. They're also coming to other Google platforms like Gmail, Chrome OS, Google Chat, and YouTube Live Chat this month.

[...] [The] bikini emoji no longer looks like it's being worn by an invisible person, and the face mask emoji now shows a face with its eyes open. Google says it made this change to reflect the fact that masks have become "a universal way of showing kindness to others" rather than a symbol of someone being sick.

[...] If you're wondering why we've seen such a flurry of emoji news over the past couple of days, it's because this year's World Emoji Day [landed] July 17th.

Related: Google CEO Drops Everything to Fix Cheeseburger Emoji
Microsoft Briefly Left Holding the Gun Emoji
Unicode Consortium Adding 230 New Emojis in Emoji 12.0


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  • (Score: 5, Insightful) by driverless on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:26AM (10 children)

    by driverless (4770) on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:26AM (#797651)

    We're now up to 3,053 total emoji, with no signs of slowing down.

    We now have three times as many useless pre-Sumerian iconographic glyphs as the ancient Egyptians had (about a thousand), and they're busy churning out more as fast as they can dream them up. In the meantime there's no Unicode codepoints for a large range of the historical glyphs because they're too busy masturbating over who can insert the silliest-looking finger symbol into Unicode without anyone noticing that it's all a joke. The Unicode Consortium should just rename itself the Emoji Consortium, and leave the proper character set work to a group that takes the work seriously.

    • (Score: 0, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:41AM (4 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:41AM (#797653)

      Perhaps I missed this. What is an "emoji"?

      • (Score: 4, Insightful) by Arik on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:47AM

        by Arik (4543) on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:47AM (#797654) Journal
        "What is an "emoji"?"

        OP pretty much got it right - they're undefined ideographic symbols (hence "hieroglyphs" is someone accurate - but hieroglyphs at least had defined meanings,) freshly invented and smuggled into the unicode character set inappropriately while real languages are still lacking.

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      • (Score: 4, Insightful) by Nuke on Thursday February 07 2019, @10:51AM (2 children)

        by Nuke (3162) on Thursday February 07 2019, @10:51AM (#797705)

        What is an "emoji"?

        I wonder if this question is really a way of asking WTF is this crap meant to be used for.

        Even supposing I'm a black transgender in an un-motorsed wheelchair, with prosthetic arms and legs, a cane, a guide dog and a hearing aid, why TF and in what circumstances would I want or need to use an emoji for it?

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @11:47AM

          by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @11:47AM (#797713)

          Even supposing I'm a black transgender in an un-motorsed wheelchair, with prosthetic arms and legs, a cane, a guide dog and a hearing aid, why TF and in what circumstances would I want or need to use an emoji for it?

          Wow <emoji:SuperUnluckyDude>

        • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:08PM

          by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:08PM (#797760) Homepage
          Because it's all about *you* nowadays on the modern internet.

          If there's not an emoji for you, then you're being marginalised.

          By the ASCrIIarchy.
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    • (Score: 3, Informative) by SpockLogic on Thursday February 07 2019, @12:41PM

      by SpockLogic (2762) on Thursday February 07 2019, @12:41PM (#797722)

      The emoji that's causing the most buzz is "pinching hand." Emojipedia's example shows a thumb and pointer finger with a small distance between them, which could also be interpreted as a hand signal for "small."

      Ahhhh .... Will this replace the mushroom as the Trump penis emoji?

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      Overreacting is one thing, sticking your head up your ass hoping the problem goes away is another - edIII
    • (Score: 3, Insightful) by FatPhil on Thursday February 07 2019, @01:47PM (2 children)

      by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Thursday February 07 2019, @01:47PM (#797754) Homepage
      +1.
      Do you remember the early 90s, when this kind of shit was just called "clip art"?
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      • (Score: 3, Touché) by driverless on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:33PM (1 child)

        by driverless (4770) on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:33PM (#797764)

        Or Wingdings, and you could say ✈🗐🗐 and 🕱✡👍 and 💣✈ to your heart's content...

        • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:57PM

          by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:57PM (#797776) Homepage
          Yeah, the 90s was the era of wingdings. Clip art actually predates wingdings by half a decade, but was only used in professional environments, there was little on the cheap PC that could make use of it until later, where wingdings was already available. So I supect a lot of people consider clip art an advance, at least in its infinite possible variety, on the rather limited wingdings.
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    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:31PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:31PM (#797763)

      In the meantime there's no Unicode codepoints for a large range of the historical glyphs because they're too busy masturbating over who can insert the silliest-looking finger symbol into Unicode without anyone noticing that it's all a joke

      That's because the "politicians" have taken over at Unicode. They can use the new emojis to grandstand, while the poor researcher waiting for Linear C to get added has no visibility, and is probably a (soon to be) dead white patriarch anyway.

  • (Score: 1) by progo on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:30AM (7 children)

    by progo (6356) on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:30AM (#797671) Homepage

    Is the Unicode Consortium collecting fees for processing requests to add these emoji codepoints? Without looking into it right now, I'm guessing yes that's the only explanation for the huge number we have now.

    • (Score: 2, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:47AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:47AM (#797674)

      No. It's every SJW wanting their own emoji for whatever gender they think they are.

    • (Score: -1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @01:39PM (4 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @01:39PM (#797749)

      Follow the money.
      Or follow the logic. If possible.

      Why is there a female terrorist emoji [emojipedia.org] but no male terrorist emoji?

      • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Thursday February 07 2019, @03:05PM (3 children)

        by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Thursday February 07 2019, @03:05PM (#797779) Homepage
        It's formally "person with headscarf", merely defaulting to female. There exists, through gender composition (using the ZJW character between the two components), a clearly defined encoding for "man with headscarf" https://emojipedia.org/man-with-headscarf/

        Incidentally - check the facebook rendering of the woman with headscarf at your link, I personally find it hilarious!

        Anyway, good dogwhistling, you bigot, it efficiently managed to draw the attention of someone who was swiftly able to prove you wrong.

        But on the flipside, don't get me wrong, not all cultures are equal, and my views on headscarves are neatly summarised by these ex-wearers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVpZ0FZc8SY
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        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @05:30PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @05:30PM (#797853)

          through gender composition (using the ZJW character between the two components)

          Zero Justice Warrior?

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 08 2019, @02:30AM

          by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 08 2019, @02:30AM (#798112)

          You make a good point. That emoji carries the meanings of "bigot" and "intolerance" around here. Based on how people who dress like that act.

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 08 2019, @05:37PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 08 2019, @05:37PM (#798425)

          Man with headscarf looks kawaii.

          Facebook woman with headscarf looks like a cartoon fish.

    • (Score: 3, Interesting) by takyon on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:02PM

      by takyon (881) <takyonNO@SPAMsoylentnews.org> on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:02PM (#797884) Journal

      Women finally get a menstruation emoji [fastcompany.com]

      The menstruation emoji was one fought for by Plan International U.K., a girls’ rights charity that held an online vote for what such an emoji should look like, reports the BBC.

      While the vote decided menstruation should be represented with an emoji that was a pair of underwear marked with blood, that idea was rejected by the Unicode Consortium. Instead, the new menstruation emoji will take the form of a single drop of blood, an alternative Plan International U.K. supports.

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  • (Score: 5, Interesting) by maxwell demon on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:44AM (17 children)

    by maxwell demon (1608) on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:44AM (#797673) Journal

    Clearly the Unicode consortium has lost their mind. Maybe it is time to start over with a new standard? It would also be the opportunity to fix the very few errors the Unicode consortium made in their early times, which cannot be fixed without introducing incompatibilities. A new standard would be free to do those things right, right from the start.

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    • (Score: 3, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:55AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:55AM (#797678)

      That is an excellent idea!!!
      https://xkcd.com/927/ [xkcd.com]

    • (Score: 5, Insightful) by fustakrakich on Thursday February 07 2019, @09:01AM (9 children)

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Thursday February 07 2019, @09:01AM (#797682) Journal

      There is only one worthy standard: ASCII

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      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @11:31AM (7 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @11:31AM (#797710)

        So in your mind, the only worthy standard is one in which you cannot write properly the majority of languages?

        ASCII is great if all you want to do is write programs (and even then, originally Pascal's “:=” assignment operator was only a digraph to be used on machines whose character set lacks the “←” character—one of those lacking character sets is ASCII). ASCII is utterly lacking if you want to write text.

        Also remember that Unicode support was a much-wanted feature early on on this very site (and before on the Green Site, except there nobody listened to user demand). And it certainly wasn't because of emojis.

        • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:37PM (6 children)

          by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:37PM (#797768) Homepage Journal

          Also remember that Unicode support was a much-wanted feature early on on this very site (and before still on the Green Site, except there nobody listened to user demand).

          FTFY. I even offered to show them how to do it after they got new ownership who said they wanted to make it happen.

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          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:42PM (1 child)

            by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:42PM (#797772)

            Well, I stopped visiting the Green Site shortly after this one was launched, so I wouldn't have been able to tell the current status there.

          • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Thursday February 07 2019, @06:56PM (3 children)

            by fustakrakich (6150) on Thursday February 07 2019, @06:56PM (#797881) Journal

            Their singular advantage over this place is the "no-unicode" policy. Unicode is the systemd (emacs?) of text input. It tries to do everything. Shoulda stayed with good old ISO-8859-n:

            "The ISO/IEC 8859 standard is designed for reliable information exchange, not typography" [wikipedia.org]

            Unicode hardly fits that standard. It's to make your twitter posts more catchy.

            Though I have to admit, our very own rDT makes good use of it

            We could have gone with UCS-4, unicode is the compromise to save space, but at what cost? You start bumping into this [mitre.org]. Who needs these kinds of headaches?

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            • (Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:02PM (1 child)

              by maxwell demon (1608) on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:02PM (#797927) Journal

              We could have gone with UCS-4, unicode is the compromise to save space, but at what cost?

              You are confusing Unicode (the complete standard describing everything related to the font, including UCS-4) with UTF8 (the variable-length multi-byte encoding of Unicode characters).

              You start bumping into this [mitre.org].

              The page you linked to is about a decoder for UTF-16, which is again a different encoding.

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              • (Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:03PM

                by maxwell demon (1608) on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:03PM (#797928) Journal

                Noticed only after posting: Where I wrote "font", I of course meant "character set".

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            • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday February 08 2019, @08:19PM

              by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Friday February 08 2019, @08:19PM (#798525) Homepage Journal

              It's not really much of an annoyance from a coding perspective and, aside from everyone's totally understandable initial impulse to do some amateur debugging of my code, we haven't had any abuse of it here worth speaking about. That it allows copy-pasta of text that includes emdashes, non-ascii quotes, and such more than makes up for any headache it's caused.

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      • (Score: 2) by Apparition on Thursday February 07 2019, @03:52PM

        by Apparition (6835) on Thursday February 07 2019, @03:52PM (#797806) Journal

        Yep. I'll stick to ISO 8859-15, thanks.

    • (Score: 2) by Pslytely Psycho on Thursday February 07 2019, @01:37PM

      by Pslytely Psycho (1218) on Thursday February 07 2019, @01:37PM (#797748)

      "Clearly the Unicode consortium has lost their mind."

      Randall apparently agrees with you: https://xkcd.com/1953/ [xkcd.com]

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    • (Score: 3, Insightful) by FatPhil on Thursday February 07 2019, @03:34PM (3 children)

      by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Thursday February 07 2019, @03:34PM (#797796) Homepage
      AS someone who has had to deal with way too much unicode at the byte munging level, ignoring all this "payload" nonsense, I wish they'd have made the ode suffix-free, so that it's uniquely decodable. As it currently stands, you can't decode a character until you've seen the start of the next character, or received a terminator. The name "suffix-free" implies that no character is encoded by a sequence that is the addition of a suffix to the encoding of another character.

      For example, the English language is evidently not suffix-free. You cannot infer "I love you" after you've seen the "I love you" part of "I love you, but not as much as I used to, and I've found someone else, and I've also changed the locks. Don't try and contact me again, or I'll get a restraining order from the courts".

      However, consider the composition of accented characters in TeX (which are based on the old DEC 'compose character' sequences on VT terminals, which I'm familiar with, I'm not familiar with TeX, so might fuck up these examples, however, details don't matter, only principles). E.g.:
      In ``H\^otel'', you read the ``H'', that's a known character, you stash that away and continue.
      Then you get a ``\'' and know that you've got an escaped sequence for composition.
      Then you read the ``^'', and you know that ``\^'' isn't an encoding of anything, so you continue.
      Next you read the ``o'', and you know that ``\^o'' is the encoding of an o-circumflex ô, which you stash.
      blah, blah, blah, you've parsed ``Hôtel''.

      You unambiguously know that you've arrived at the end of an encoding of a character because the modifiers are placed *before* the base character.

      Unicode's all "chef female", "vampire male black", presently, rather than "female chef" or "black male vampire", which would be suffix-free. (Because "female" and "black" are not nouns, they're adjectives - if you think that "female" can only mean "female person", then you're speciesist, and a bad person - and as such "female"/"black"/etc. should only ever be used as a modifier.) Not that this infantile communicate-with-images bullshit should be in a revamped unicode anyway, of course.
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      • (Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:30PM (1 child)

        by maxwell demon (1608) on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:30PM (#797903) Journal

        I wish they'd have made the ode suffix-free, so that it's uniquely decodable.

        Exactly; that's one of the errors I was thinking of. The irony is that they went to great lengths to make UTF8 suffix-free, and then they spoiled it with the combining characters.

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        • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Thursday February 07 2019, @11:10PM

          by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Thursday February 07 2019, @11:10PM (#798049) Homepage
          The "they"s are different. One was a respected top-notch computer scientist, the rest were, well, let's not go there, but there is an emoji for it...
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      • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday February 08 2019, @08:20PM

        by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Friday February 08 2019, @08:20PM (#798527) Homepage Journal

        Damnit, now I'm going to have to watch Blackula again.

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    • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:15PM

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:15PM (#797892) Journal

      I stand corrected, UCS-4 might be acceptable, if not exactly "efficient".

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  • (Score: 4, Funny) by pipedwho on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:53AM (1 child)

    by pipedwho (2032) on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:53AM (#797677)

    🖕

    • (Score: 2) by Pslytely Psycho on Thursday February 07 2019, @01:43PM

      by Pslytely Psycho (1218) on Thursday February 07 2019, @01:43PM (#797751)

      Cool, you think I'm number one! Groovy!

      Hey, it's all about the interpretation....

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  • (Score: 3, Interesting) by rigrig on Thursday February 07 2019, @10:48AM (5 children)

    by rigrig (5129) <soylentnews@tubul.net> on Thursday February 07 2019, @10:48AM (#797703) Homepage

    everything that depicts a human comes in five skin tones and three genders

    While this is true, the Unicode people were smart enough to not assign them all codepoints:
    There are only 23 emoji considered to have explicit gender appearance [unicode.org].
    All the other cruft is just a neutral emoji followed by a modifier, and there are some rules for glueing them together with the "Zero Width Joiner" character.

    After that it's up to the implementer to decide if they really want to add a gazillion icons, or just fall back to smiley-yellow-icon + square-of-skin-tone +gender-symbol.
    And let's face it: if this wasn't possible, the standard wouldn't be usable by all the big companies that need to keep their SJW chatters happy.

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    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @11:33AM (1 child)

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @11:33AM (#797711)

      If those are modifiers, can I also have a female brown question mark? :-)

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 08 2019, @02:27AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 08 2019, @02:27AM (#798110)

        Sure
        I'd like an intersex rainbow colored 3/4 height question mark that truly represents the inner me

    • (Score: 1) by pTamok on Thursday February 07 2019, @12:49PM

      by pTamok (3042) on Thursday February 07 2019, @12:49PM (#797724)

      everything that depicts a human comes in five skin tones and three genders

      While this is true, the Unicode people were smart enough to not assign them all codepoints:
      There are only 23 emoji considered to have explicit gender appearance [unicode.org].
      All the other cruft is just a neutral emoji followed by a modifier, and there are some rules for glueing them together with the "Zero Width Joiner" character.

      After that it's up to the implementer to decide if they really want to add a gazillion icons, or just fall back to smiley-yellow-icon + square-of-skin-tone +gender-symbol.
      And let's face it: if this wasn't possible, the standard wouldn't be usable by all the big companies that need to keep their SJW chatters happy.

      Mmm. The emoji skin-tone modifiers [wikipedia.org] are based on the Fitzpatrick scale [wikipedia.org], but don't implement it exactly. Albinos and other people who 'always burn, never tan' are not represented and are, instead, lumped in with the next level on the scale "usually burns, tans minimally". They certainly do not have yellow skin. At the other end of the scale, people with Dinkaid [humanphenotypes.net], Sudanid [humanphenotypes.net], Senegalid [humanphenotypes.net], and Nilotid [humanphenotypes.net] phenotypes are also not represented: they can have skin described as 'ebony'; 'blue-black' [4tololo.ru]; 'charcoal-black' - such as the models Khoudia Diop [wordpress.com], Nyakim Gatwech [vagabomb.com], and others.

      It might actually have been better to have allowed an RGB modifier so people can choose whatever hue they want. I'd probably choose Medium Purple [w3schools.com], as no-one has that skin-colour, and it has never been used as a racial slur.

    • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:36PM (1 child)

      by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:36PM (#797767) Homepage
      Yeah, the multiplying of representations through modifiers is an interesting one. However, one whose implementation clearly makes no sense. As someone mathematically literate, I can factor numbers, and the numbers I'm seeing don't factor sensibly. E.g. from TFA:

      '"People holding hands" in all 70 gender and skin color combinations.'

      If one person has X possibilities, then 2 people have X^2 possibilities. 70 isn't a square.

      Unless they're not providing symmetry, so AB is the same as BA. HOwever, that necessarily forces one party to be positioned before the other. Which imposes an ordering, which would be triggeringly bad (unless it's the female always before the male, which is just peachy, no problems there). (They do have precedent - c.f. U+1F46D, U+1F46C, U+1F46B, in particular that final one varaiously described as both "woman and man holding hands" and "MAN AND WOMAN HOLDING HANDS" in the same section of the standard) However, in that case the number of glyphs should be a multiple of 3. 70 is not a multiple of 3.

      Wanna know a unicode fact? The original pile of poo was stinky and had flies flying around it. It was not polished and happy, like it is nowadays. Which is ironic, because unicode used to be polished and made lots of people happy, but now it stinks.
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      • (Score: 2) by rigrig on Thursday February 07 2019, @10:55PM

        by rigrig (5129) <soylentnews@tubul.net> on Thursday February 07 2019, @10:55PM (#798036) Homepage

        from TFA:
        '"People holding hands" in all 70 gender and skin color combinations.'

        TFA is wrong, there are 70 new combinations, "women holding hands", "woman and man holding hands" and "men holding hands" already exist.

        And to complicate things:
        * You get "persons holding hands", or "[woman/man] and [woman/man] holding hands", bot not "person and woman..." or "person and man..."
        * You only get "woman and man...", not "man and woman..."
        * You get either no skin colors at all (i.e. smiley-yellow), or a color for both persons
        * For "[persons/women/men] holding hands" you only get one variant of every skin color combination, but for "woman and man..." you get both light-dark and dark-light

        Presumably vendors will implement the missing mirror variants anyway by flipping the image.

        The Women Holding Hands: Dark Skin Tone, Light Skin Tone emoji is a sequence of the 👩 Woman, 🏿 Emoji Modifier Fitzpatrick Type-6, 🤝 Handshake, 👩 Woman and 🏻 Emoji Modifier Fitzpatrick Type-1-2 emojis. These are combined using a zero width joiner between each character and display as a single emoji on supported platforms.

        So it might make sense if your software just works for any case of [person/man/woman]{color}[handshake][person/man/woman]{color}

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  • (Score: 2) by stretch611 on Thursday February 07 2019, @12:52PM (2 children)

    by stretch611 (6199) on Thursday February 07 2019, @12:52PM (#797726)

    The emoji that's causing the most buzz is "pinching hand." Emojipedia's example shows a thumb and pointer finger with a small distance between them, which could also be interpreted as a hand signal for "small." People are already coming up with, uh, "suggestive" uses for such a glyph, and if the actual implementations follow Emojipedia's design, the glyph could end up on the naughty list next to peach and eggplant.

    i.e. SMALL PENIS

    And to add to the "NSFW" content... they are also adding a emoji for a period [usatoday.com]. (And it does not refer to a punctuation mark.)

    Not that many people outside of teens and pre-teens actually care about emojis. 💩

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    • (Score: 2) by realDonaldTrump on Monday February 11 2019, @09:22PM (1 child)

      by realDonaldTrump (6614) on Monday February 11 2019, @09:22PM (#799755) Homepage Journal

      Too bad we didn't have that one 2 years ago.

      "This was the largest audience to ever witness an Inauguration -- PERIOD -- in person and around the globe." Sean Spicer.

      • (Score: 2) by stretch611 on Monday February 11 2019, @10:41PM

        by stretch611 (6199) on Monday February 11 2019, @10:41PM (#799799)

        Well the other emoji works even better for you on account of your small "hands"

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  • (Score: 5, Insightful) by SomeGuy on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:23PM (6 children)

    by SomeGuy (5632) on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:23PM (#797762)

    Thank you, Emojesus. ✝

    Is there any way to block this retarded mis-use of font rendering?

    I find this symbol offensive as it represents lies, bullshit, and mental child molestation.

    Too busy to look it up, but there had better be something to represent atheism in there somewhere. Not that atheists really have or need need some logo.

    What they need now is an emoji with an animated "under construction" sign and "best viewed in Microsoft Internet Explorer 3" button. Back when they were just graphics, it was not so hard to block things.

    Probably the next step to do is start accepting corporate logos. Religious logos are close enough to that anyway. Golden arches character? Who wouldn't want to get payed every time they post a Twitter(R)(TM) or Facebook(R)(TM) logo? Here is a Carl's Jr and Brawndo logo! It has electrolytes! It's what Unicode craves!

    Oh, how about an emoji for "consumetard"? Oh, wait, that is pretty much the entire Unicode these days.

    • (Score: 3, Insightful) by FatPhil on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:46PM (5 children)

      by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:46PM (#797773) Homepage
      Surely the atheist emoji is the zero-width breaking space? However, there's been an ASCII symbol available since pre-ASCII (specifically ITA2 from 1924) for this purpose - NUL.
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      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:53PM (4 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @02:53PM (#797774)

        On your sig:

        If vaccination works, then why doesn't eucharist protect kids against Christianity?

        Most vaccinations only work when injected, not when ingested. ;-)

        • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Thursday February 07 2019, @03:46PM (3 children)

          by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Thursday February 07 2019, @03:46PM (#797800) Homepage
          Arguably the most significant vaccine in the world is the polio one, and since the 60s that's been oral.
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          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:03PM

            by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:03PM (#797885)

            Don't let the joke go unmolested!

          • (Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:40PM (1 child)

            by maxwell demon (1608) on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:40PM (#797911) Journal

            Arguably, one of any number greater than one is not most of them, no matter how significant that one might be..

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  • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @04:17PM (3 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @04:17PM (#797822)

    These idiots are ruining Unicode with all these emojis. Emojis don't belong in the standard!

    • (Score: 2) by takyon on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:04PM (2 children)

      by takyon (881) <takyonNO@SPAMsoylentnews.org> on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:04PM (#797887) Journal

      Are they ruining it? There are many, many empty code points just waiting to be filled. You don't have to use these code points either.

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      • (Score: 2) by darkfeline on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:25PM (1 child)

        by darkfeline (1030) on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:25PM (#797901) Homepage

        Yes, because this affects how language evolves (or devolves as the case seems to be). My anecdotal experience suggests that people have grown much less proficient with using actual words and instead substitute emoji with ill-defined semantics (Twitter is also complicit). Why write a well thought out sentence when you can string together five elementary school level words and tag on a dozen of some icon. For example I often see things like

        New thing announced [party popper] x 20

        When it could just be

        New thing announced

        or

        We are pleased to announce [some actually useful description]

        I can't help but feel like everyone is an elementary schooler on the Internet nowadays. SN is one of the few places I can feel like I'm conversing with adults.

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        • (Score: 2) by takyon on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:39PM

          by takyon (881) <takyonNO@SPAMsoylentnews.org> on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:39PM (#797908) Journal

          That's a "get off my lawn" or "damn kids and their rock music" tier of criticism. It's not Unicode's fault and AOL instant messages, texts, etc. were already vapid, abbreviated nonsense long before emoji-filled tweets hit the scene.

          Idiocracy can be a good thing if it puts your skill set in demand.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @06:08PM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @06:08PM (#797862)

    Good. So how come the standard alphabets are always rendered as black-on-white? Surely that's as segregating and implicitly racist as all the yellow-and-red round faces? I want to be able write in every color of the RGBow!

    • (Score: 1) by pTamok on Thursday February 07 2019, @06:25PM

      by pTamok (3042) on Thursday February 07 2019, @06:25PM (#797869)

      Frankly, adding a possible RGB modifier to every glyph would be useful. Glyphs representing multicoloured items would need to be broken down into individual combining glyphs, each of which could have its own colour. It would provide maximum flexibility, so you could have a green-skinned person with purple hair and white lips. So the people who like to decorate their text could do so, leaving standard, unmodified black and white for people who chose to not use the (optional) RGB modifier. It would solve a lot of problems.
      Obviously, this is far too sensible to be accepted into Unicode.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:27PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @07:27PM (#797902)

    goes the triggered techie

  • (Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Thursday February 07 2019, @11:03PM (1 child)

    by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Thursday February 07 2019, @11:03PM (#798043) Journal

    Seriously, I don't understand why we need emoji as anything more than separate font, especially not formalized in the freaking Unicode standard! What's wrong with plain old smileys, kaomoji, monaa glyphs, and so on?

    I can't help but be reminded of the hospital scene in Idiocracy every time this comes up. Ishtar save us from the smartphone zeitgeist...

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    • (Score: 2) by Pslytely Psycho on Friday February 08 2019, @05:47AM

      by Pslytely Psycho (1218) on Friday February 08 2019, @05:47AM (#798190)

      Idiocracy was not supposed to be a documentary.
      1984 was not supposed to be an instruction manual.

      And yet, with each passing year....

      (I always loved the vapid, slack jawed look on the nurse receptionists face...now reflected in every teenager and young adult as they stare at the cell phone. I wonder, did she realize how prophetic her performance was..?)

      Damn, now I want some Carl's Jr..BIG ASS FRIES!!!

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