from the almost-enough-water-for-8-ice-skating-rinks dept.
In Newfoundland, icebergs are harvested and the water used for things such as cosmetics, bottled water, beer, and Vodka.
The company Iceberg Vodka heads out in a boat in the late spring intent on bringing in the icebergs needed to make water for their Vodka in the coming year.
All business as usual, and the water is stored and used as needed. However this past weekend thieves made off with a tractor trailer tanker's worth of the company's iceberg water.
The crime itself would have been a complicated endeavour and it suggests the thief was familiar with the facility.
Those responsible would need access to the building and know just the right gear to pull off the heist.
Thieves drained and made off with the water from one of ten tanks the company keeps in its Port Union, N.L. warehouse.
The remarkable theft of about 30,000 litres of iceberg water...has bewildered the firm’s owners.
Iceberg Vodka's CEO David Meyers noted that:
“I’ve never even considered the possibility of somebody stealing our water … I guess we live in an interesting world.”
For perspective, that much water heading down the freeway carries the same momentum as 7.62 fully filled Zamboni model 545's (not counting the vehicle to haul it)
(Score: 5, Funny) by rigrig on Friday February 15 2019, @02:05PM (7 children)
Thank you submitter, for providing the conversion to "fully filled Zamboni model 545's", I was quite baffled to notice this glaring omission in TFA.
No one remembers the singer.
(Score: 3, Funny) by NateMich on Friday February 15 2019, @03:03PM (3 children)
This is all useless to me if it isn't measured in Olympic-sized swimming pools.
(Score: 3, Informative) by fritsd on Friday February 15 2019, @04:36PM (1 child)
0.012 o.s.p. [theregister.co.uk] (57295 grapefruits).
(Score: 2) by RandomFactor on Friday February 15 2019, @10:57PM
I will use this - Kormac
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(Score: 2) by driverless on Sunday February 17 2019, @02:24AM
I was going to ask to have it in a more relevant unit like 1905 Altman steam cars.
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 15 2019, @03:09PM (2 children)
My mind read it as 7.62 Zamboni model 545. I assumed it was some sort of African SKS.
(Score: 3, Funny) by zocalo on Friday February 15 2019, @03:29PM
UNIX? They're not even circumcised! Savages!
(Score: 2) by driverless on Sunday February 17 2019, @05:22AM
You're thinking of the 7.62 Zastava, a sort of Serbian AKM, not the 7.62 Zamboni. The 7.62 Zamboni was intended to be a light MG, but due to a mistranslation from the Italian ended up being built as a spaghetti extruder instead.
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Friday February 15 2019, @02:43PM (8 children)
30,000 liters of water = 7925 gallons. 66,139 pounds. The typical tractor trailer rig weighs close to 30,000 pounds. So, gross, something like 99,000 pounds. Legal gross weight in the US is 80,000, unless you pay some big money for a permit. That theft would have been busted at the first weigh scale in the US. Of course, the typical tanker on US highways only holds 5,000 gallons. Seems like Newfies have bigger rigs than we have in the states - or they used two trucks, instead of one. Which would make sense, if they had to cross a weigh station scale. Two trucks would be about legal weight, or a little under. But, where do you go from there? Take a ferry to Halifax?
(Score: 3, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 15 2019, @03:04PM (3 children)
It wasn't a heist, it was a liberation. Greenpeace just wanted to put the water back where it came from.
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Friday February 15 2019, @04:14PM (2 children)
Ya know - your answer could just be the right answer. The water wasn't stolen, someone just opened a valve, and let it escape. Just like Free Willy.
(Score: 2) by Freeman on Friday February 15 2019, @06:10PM (1 child)
That's one big Willy.
Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"
(Score: 2) by RandomFactor on Friday February 15 2019, @08:47PM
/s/big/wet/
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(Score: 4, Informative) by dwilson on Friday February 15 2019, @05:53PM (2 children)
In Canada, weight allowances vary from province to province, but are (usually) proportional to the number of tires under the load. More axles = more tires = heavier loads allowed without special permitting.
From the volumes you've provided (5,000 US gallons), I'm guessing your "typical tractor-trailer rig" is a tandem axle tractor with tandem-axle trailer.
A tri-drive tractor unit pulling a set of super-B's [tremcar.com] would easily move 30 cubes of water. In weight it would be well under the limit, and in volume 30 cubes is just less than half of what the trailers can hold.
Lastly, since I am an actual Canadian and not one of the fictional american's-impression-of-a-Canadian, I'll forgo the zamboni conversion and note that 30 cubes of water is 30 metric tonnes, those being the two units we actually use when moving fluid by truck or pipe. (We use 'cube' as shorthand for 'cubic metre', which is 1,000 litres but less cumbersome in conversation. One metric tonne is of course 1,000 kilograms. Volume and mass, respectively.)
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(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Friday February 15 2019, @06:39PM
I've used up all my mod points today, sorry. I should have thought of dual trailers. Never pulled them, but I've seen enough of them.
(Score: 2) by RandomFactor on Friday February 15 2019, @08:50PM
Hopefully I get renewed for another season.
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(Score: 2) by dry on Saturday February 16 2019, @05:22AM
30,000 litres is close to 6608 gallons, at 10 lbs a gallon, 66080 ibs, or 30,000Kgs or 30 tonnes.. Canadian article, so Canadian units, which is why the Zamboni reference instead of some foreign unit like Libraries of Congress.
Tried to look up the regulations but in true Newfie fashion, only available by payment. For inter-provincial, a B-train can mass up to 62,500 Kg gross, regular semi-trailer up to 46,500, that will allow the truck and trailer itself to mass 32,000 Kgs if a B-train and regular semi, 16,500 kgs or 36,300 lbs. So one big truck or a B-train, probably a C-train as well.
https://www.todaystrucking.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/files/legacy_images/MOUSizeamdWeight_2005.pdf [todaystrucking.com]
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 15 2019, @03:21PM
I guess that's one way to make the books balance.
(Score: 3, Insightful) by Phoenix666 on Friday February 15 2019, @03:33PM (4 children)
Why would they steal water? Newfoundland does not lack for water. It's not the Sahara. Also, the thieves will probably spend more on gas carting the stuff around then they would ever get from selling it. It makes about as much sense as stealing air that some company has bottled.
Washington DC delenda est.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 15 2019, @04:01PM
As much sense as harvesting the iceberg in the first place.
(Score: 2) by Snow on Friday February 15 2019, @04:15PM
How do you sell 30,000L of stolen iceburg water?
Kajiji?
(Score: 3, Redundant) by J053 on Friday February 15 2019, @11:28PM
(Score: 2) by jb on Saturday February 16 2019, @05:28AM
Perhaps they were thirsty?
(Score: 5, Insightful) by inertnet on Friday February 15 2019, @03:50PM (2 children)
Have they checked for leaks? Would be a much more plausible explanation. Or maybe the thieves thought they were stealing vodka.
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Friday February 15 2019, @04:16PM (1 child)
That makes sense too. 7000 gallons of vodka would last most of us several lifetimes. Now, if we were talking about Scotch whiskey, I could generate some genuine interest!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday February 16 2019, @06:00AM
seven thousand gallons of vodka would barely support a tiny russian hamlet for a year. Is there a russian community in Newfoundland? I'd check for very angry sober people.
(Score: 1) by nitehawk214 on Friday February 15 2019, @05:55PM (1 child)
Why not falsely claim water is from a glacier instead of stealing actual glacier water?
"Don't you ever miss the days when you used to be nostalgic?" -Loiosh
(Score: 3, Touché) by Osamabobama on Friday February 15 2019, @06:30PM
*iceberg. Glaciers are politically charged, but icebergs are fair game.
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(Score: -1, Redundant) by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 15 2019, @08:23PM
thought it was vodka not water.