posted by
Fnord666
on Friday December 06 2019, @12:11PM
from the now-you-can't-ask-who-cut-the-cheese dept.
from the now-you-can't-ask-who-cut-the-cheese dept.
Ahhh, we've waited our entire life for this. A hot cheese dispenser gun thingy! It's easy to use, affordable, and will deck out any dish you pair it with. Pour it on your nachos, tacos, crackers, or doodle it on any of your favorite foods and voila! You'll have yourself a food masterpiece! 'Instantly improve any dish by dousing it with this hot cheese dispensing gun. After filling the hollow cartridge with your favorite cheese, the gun will quickly heat up and melt the cheese so that you can easily spray it over any dish, or simply create fun cheesy doodles.
Could this be the most brilliant use of electricity ever assembled? Yes, I believe it could.
Source: http://canyouactually.com/cheese-dispenser/
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(Score: 4, Funny) by Pslytely Psycho on Friday December 06 2019, @01:01PM (2 children)
A hot cheese caulk gun.
The point future historians will mark as the moment the decline of western civilization became irreversible.....
Alex Jones lawyer inspires new TV series: CSI Moron Division.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @01:11PM (1 child)
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @03:14PM
Needs an air compressor so you can spray the cheese on everything.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @01:03PM
That's just Cheesy!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @01:28PM (4 children)
90% of everything is crap.
Always is, always has been.
Though I posit that this percentage is even higher in items sporting a "as seen on TV" symbol.
(Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Friday December 06 2019, @05:10PM (3 children)
Ever since I've first seen "as seen on national TV" in spam mails (a long time ago, before automatic spam filters), I've wondered: Are there really people who think that having seen something on TV is a sign of quality?
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
(Score: 2) by barbara hudson on Saturday December 07 2019, @03:30AM (2 children)
SoylentNews is social media. Says so right in the slogan. Soylentnews is people, not tech.
(Score: 2) by Pslytely Psycho on Saturday December 07 2019, @03:56AM (1 child)
Reagan wasn't that bad...... 🤣
Alex Jones lawyer inspires new TV series: CSI Moron Division.
(Score: 1) by khallow on Saturday December 07 2019, @12:12PM
(Score: 2) by All Your Lawn Are Belong To Us on Friday December 06 2019, @02:50PM (7 children)
... Soak a can of Cheese Whiz in a hot water bath before using. QED.
Actually, at a cost of $30.00 on Amazon, I wonder at what point the cost of cheese and power would catch up to buying Cheese Whiz. I also wonder how hard it is to use. I wonder if a hot can of Cheese Whiz would actually dispense product or just dribble out oil. I also wonder why Amazon says this item is frequently bought with, "Die Hard: The Authorized Coloring and Activity Book by Twentieth Century Fox, Paperback, $8.29."
What I've learned is I wonder about too many things, including if there is a secret Cheese Whiz - Bruce Willis conspiracy.
This sig for rent.
(Score: 2) by Freeman on Friday December 06 2019, @03:51PM (6 children)
I wouldn't recommend heating up a pressurized can.
Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 06 2019, @05:08PM (4 children)
Which is precisely why you were never a Mythbuster.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Freeman on Friday December 06 2019, @05:42PM (3 children)
'eh, I just believe in having all of my fingers and toes. Also, I'm quite partial to seeing out of both eyes.
Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 06 2019, @06:57PM (2 children)
You've got spares, whiner.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Funny) by Freeman on Friday December 06 2019, @07:12PM (1 child)
Sounds like the beginnings of a great Monty Python sketch.
Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 06 2019, @09:03PM
High praise, sir. I am humbled.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @05:55PM
No experience with cheez-wiz. Sometimes I paint things with rattle cans -- aerosol spray paint, ball bearing inside the can rattles when shaking. Unless it's already a hot day, I preheat the can under hot tap water (~120F / 50C)--most cans list this as the maximum storage temperature. Much better results than spray painting with the can at room temperature.
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Friday December 06 2019, @03:21PM (1 child)
I'm going to celebrate by having some Wine and Cheese whiz!
Why is it that when I hold a stick, everyone begins to look like a pinata?
(Score: 2) by barbara hudson on Saturday December 07 2019, @03:33AM
SoylentNews is social media. Says so right in the slogan. Soylentnews is people, not tech.
(Score: 2) by Barenflimski on Friday December 06 2019, @04:22PM (2 children)
I think back to the days when we'd clean the cheese vat out. We always found bug parts every week (usually crickets) and sometimes mouse carcasses.
I'm so glad there are lots of people that enjoy it as I never want to have to touch the stuff for the rest of my life. I enjoy my protein from 80% chicken patties.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 06 2019, @05:15PM
Cheese is really more of an energy source than a protein source because of the awesome fat content.
Oh, and before anyone brings up low fat cheeses... Just don't. They are plastic abominations that taste like shit and you know they are.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 4, Touché) by maxwell demon on Friday December 06 2019, @05:16PM
Well, had you cleaned the chicken patties van each week, maybe you'd prefer cheese these days.
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
(Score: 2) by datapharmer on Friday December 06 2019, @05:18PM
(Score: 1) by Sulla on Friday December 06 2019, @05:35PM
Why can't they just invent a hot glue gun that actually works
Ceterum censeo Sinae esse delendam
(Score: 2) by Rupert Pupnick on Friday December 06 2019, @05:37PM (5 children)
How do you clean it?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @05:59PM (4 children)
Trichloroethane or methyl ethyl ketone (MEK) ought to clean it right up!
(Score: 2) by istartedi on Friday December 06 2019, @11:49PM (1 child)
I'd go for Fluoroantimonic acid.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday December 07 2019, @05:36AM
> Fluoroantimonic acid.
Reading a little bit about this, sounds like it would dissolve the whole cheez gun, shortly after cleaning it out.
(Score: 1, Troll) by aristarchus on Saturday December 07 2019, @08:06AM (1 child)
And that will shoot down a commercial airplane over Ukranian airspace because it might be of the wrong chemical composition for a chem-trail? But how could we know, until we deployed the vinegar towels on the fans of truth?
QAnon is still in there, turning the wheels of government to what the Lord Gawd Creator Som'abitch meant for it to be. Soon, Ag inspection will only identity whether the thing occurs in the Bible. We will be using "shiboletts" again, since not only can no goyim pronounce the word, but no one would even know the word, since incels tend to be really, really, illiterate and non-educated. Most unerudite, and quite illiterate, beyond reproach, since they would not understand the words. But Runaway1956 would most proudly kill children for you! Presumbably not his own, pathetic specimums they are.
Conspiriate on,AC! Some day your Prince will come, probably not where you wanted him to. Oh, dear! Is this the staging grounds for the Game of Rings? Or the, what is the next one? Forgot the name, and now flames to purge it all.
(At least no one will have to know about that one time with Asprit, under the stadium seats, when she wanted it more than I, and though I know that is no excuse, it is still the case that Lindsey Graham is the love child of Donald, and that none of his children by Ivana are actually his, and Donald was actually born in Jamaica! Not a conspiracy, look it up! Donald Trump is an illegal precedent of the Untied States of America!! Told you, you bastards. and you wouldn't listen!! And, now, once the truth becomes clear, you come crawling up to me like Runaway with the look of love in his eyes. Ewwwww! )
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday December 07 2019, @02:24PM
I (as AC) joked that powerful (but banned) solvents Trichloroethane or methyl ethyl ketone would clean it out.
Ari replied with, "And that will shoot down a commercial airplane over Ukranian airspace..." and something about chem-trails. Either I'm missing a very obscure connection...or I'd like to know where to find the mod for Unhinged.
Oh, and "vinegar towels" leads to this--> https://www.rd.com/home/cleaning-organizing/smelly-towels/ [rd.com] which might be domestically useful.
(Score: 3, Touché) by HiThere on Friday December 06 2019, @06:57PM (1 child)
When my favorite cheeses get heated above normal room temperature the oils separate from the cheese. Even a really hot summer day will do this. Probably good for cheese whiz, and other things that can't be made worse.
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(Score: 2) by bart9h on Saturday December 07 2019, @01:34AM
not for good cheese, though
(Score: 1) by Jtmach on Friday December 06 2019, @08:28PM
I guess my weekend plans have changed to modifying my 3d to run on cheese.
Benchy snacks for everyone.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday December 07 2019, @01:05AM
Your device wastes energy, she whines, so you should not use it so there will be more energy and cheese for her generation.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday December 07 2019, @06:55AM
Oblig bacon related xkcd [xkcd.com]
(Score: 1) by jman on Saturday December 07 2019, @12:39PM
Living in Houston for a time, I ran across a place called James Coney Island. They made New York style chili-cheese dogs. Hmm, looked interesting, let's try a couple.
The first clue something was different was when the person behind the counter pulled out two dispenser guns. One for the chili, one for the cheese.
There was something deliciously wrong about the way the chili and cheese came squirting out of that gun, onto the bun, covering up the dog like a pile of pudding.
I tried, I really did, but you just can't eat those things with your hands. Well, unless you're three, in which case everything can be eaten with your hands.
These days I still enjoy a "proper" dog (hard to get some of the ingredients as I'm not in my home town), but must say that restaurant was on to something...