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posted by Fnord666 on Tuesday July 14 2020, @10:49PM   Printer-friendly
from the like-a-hot-potato dept.

Microsoft is dropping PHP support from Windows:

PHP 8.0 is due for release in November, but when this major new version appears Windows will not support it.

The company says that bug fixes and security patches will continue to be released for the lifecycles of PHP versions 7.2, 7.3 and 7.4. But when the latest version is released later this year, Microsoft will "not [...] be supporting PHP for Windows in any capacity for version 8.0 and beyond".

[...] No reason has been given for the decision, but it is likely to be down to number of users.

Also At:
Microsoft will not support PHP 8.0 for Windows in 'any capacity'
Microsoft: We're pulling the plug on Windows builds of programming language PHP


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  • (Score: 1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 14 2020, @11:00PM (10 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 14 2020, @11:00PM (#1021539)

    PHP, the millenial version of Perl, but even less useful.

    Hate them both. Death is too good for both of them.

    • (Score: -1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 14 2020, @11:40PM (6 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 14 2020, @11:40PM (#1021551)

      Mod parent up... all millenials should be killed.

      • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 14 2020, @11:42PM (2 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 14 2020, @11:42PM (#1021553)

        #okboomer

        • (Score: 4, Funny) by Revek on Tuesday July 14 2020, @11:52PM (1 child)

          by Revek (5022) on Tuesday July 14 2020, @11:52PM (#1021556)

          #okfetus

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          • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @02:06AM

            by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @02:06AM (#1021645)

            This is literally a case where two trolls = one funny :)

            #okboomer

            #okfetus

            That made my day :)

            -- Ed 791

      • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:10AM (2 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:10AM (#1021568)

        I used to be a sad depressed person taking my anger at life out on others, but Jesus showed me the way. Compassion and love are the only way to build a strong community.

        May you find a place to call home and help heal those emotional wounds.

        Love, light, and support for you during these tough times
        apk

        • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:12AM (1 child)

          by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:12AM (#1021569)

          Says a child sexual molester.

          • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:28AM

            by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:28AM (#1021575)

            Love is like, love, man.

    • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @02:04AM (1 child)

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @02:04AM (#1021641)

      LOL, says the hater.

      1) PHP & Perl are incredibly fucking useful. Say what you want, but I can get tremendous amounts of shit done in PHP, and have. How much right now is being run by PHP? How many sysadmin scripts out there in Perl were executed by a CRON job in the last 1 second?

      Not useful my ass :)

      I use PHP, and hate some of the shit about it. No doubt about its failings. That being said, I can get shit done. Is it as super fucking tight as Catalyst running on OpenBSD? No. Yet, more money than you will ever make in your life was just made by people who are using PHP as the underpinnings of their platforms.

      As for Perl, detractors can eat the peanuts out of my shit. I can't say much about whatever the fuck Perl 6 is, but Perl 5 is a joy for me to work with. Not everything has to be a one-liner, and a journey in self masochism. Ohhhh, and Perl don't give a fuck about your whitespace. Indent whatever way you fucking want.

      Last I checked....... CPAN hasn't been compromised as much as Python repositories have. You know, those external 3rd party dependencies nobody really checks? :) If Python was a whore, it would be crack whore that takes diseased puss leaking penises like they had the cure for cancer.

      By all means though, give me your reasoned detractions for Perl. Not PHP, I will readily stipulate to whatever stupidity you state (Still useful though)

      #youmuthafuckasneedjesus

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @02:11AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @02:11AM (#1021650)

        [quote]1) PHP & Perl are incredibly fucking useful. Say what you want, but I can get tremendous amounts of shit done in PHP, and have. How much right now is being run by PHP? How many sysadmin scripts out there in Perl were executed by a CRON job in the last 1 second?[/quote]
        1) OK thanks. PHP & Perl are not incredibly fucking useful.

        v) Don't know - make your own point.

        19-c) See (v)

    • (Score: 2) by DannyB on Wednesday July 15 2020, @02:18PM

      by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday July 15 2020, @02:18PM (#1021922) Journal

      PHP and Perl have Garbage Collection, yet users of those languages HATE Garbage Collection.

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  • (Score: 1, Interesting) by petecox on Tuesday July 14 2020, @11:46PM (2 children)

    by petecox (3228) on Tuesday July 14 2020, @11:46PM (#1021554)

    In an age of Azure and WSL, their customers running PHP on Windows Server have other options.

    • (Score: 3, Insightful) by leon_the_cat on Tuesday July 14 2020, @11:52PM (1 child)

      by leon_the_cat (10052) on Tuesday July 14 2020, @11:52PM (#1021557) Journal

      Or they can just install it themselves.

      • (Score: 1) by petecox on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:55AM

        by petecox (3228) on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:55AM (#1021592)

        That too but MS won't be there to answer any daft questions one might have for software they didn't write, assuming there was ever a critical mass of PHP admins on Windows Server in the first place.

  • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:02AM (2 children)

    by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:02AM (#1021563) Homepage Journal

    did PHP stop supporting Windows? I would be amused by such a headline.

    "We at PHP have decided to stop supporting a half-baked malware OS which does little more than spy on it's users."

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    • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:06AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:06AM (#1021564)

      It's like a bitch fight between cocksuckers and motherfuckers.

    • (Score: 2) by choose another one on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:24AM

      by choose another one (515) on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:24AM (#1021574)

      Nope, PHP will continue to be intrinsically insecure on every OS (secure or not) that it is on now.

      MS will just no longer provide official support for PHP's insecurities - I wasn't even aware that they did, would've figured they had more than enough insecurity of their own making to support.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:41AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 15 2020, @12:41AM (#1021584)

    It's an awesome language for the internet of 1998.

    But... What does it have to do with Microsoft? Microsoft does not develop PHP. And Microsoft doesn't really have market share in web servers, although IIS does technically still exist. What support exactly are they removing?

  • (Score: 5, Informative) by beernutz on Wednesday July 15 2020, @03:10AM

    by beernutz (4365) on Wednesday July 15 2020, @03:10AM (#1021683)

    From BleepingComputer:

    For some possibly missing context, Microsoft runs https://windows.php.net [php.net] and produces all the official builds of PHP for Windows.
    If you run `php.exe`, or `mod_php7.dll` or whatever the websapi versions are actually called, then you either use Microsoft's own builds of PHP or you're compiling it yourself.

    This message means Microsoft aren't going to produce official builds for PHP 8 onwards.

    This message does NOT mean that nobody will.

  • (Score: 2) by Bot on Wednesday July 15 2020, @05:57PM

    by Bot (3902) on Wednesday July 15 2020, @05:57PM (#1022021) Journal

    M$ implementation of X is a multistrate heap of bad design decisions with erratic syntax and performance needing endless security hole plugging.
    Therefore M$ implementation of PHP is PHP. Use the real mccoy instead.

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