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posted by janrinok on Sunday November 21 2021, @01:17PM   Printer-friendly
from the demon-drink dept.

Arthur T Knackerbracket has processed the following story:

At least 25 people in two states were likely poisoned by toxic batches of the "Re2al ," including five children who suffered acute liver failure and one person who died.

The toxic water made headlines earlier this year when health investigators initially linked alkalized water sold by Nevada-based water company Real Water to severe illnesses in five children in Clark County, Nevada. But the new report from the CDC offers the most complete look at the identified cases and illnesses.

The saga began in November and December of 2020, when the five children—ranging in age from seven months to five years—became severely ill with acute liver failure after drinking the water. They were hospitalized and later transferred to a children's hospital for a potential liver transplant—though they all subsequently recovered without a transplant. Local health officials investigating the unusual cluster found that family members had also been sickened. The only common link between the cases was the alkalized water, which Real Water claimed was a healthier alternative to tap water.

In mid-March, the Food and Drug Administration contacted Real Water about the cases and urged the company to recall their water, which was sold in multiple states, including Nevada, California, Utah, and Arizona. Real Water agreed to issue the recall. However, by the end of the month, the FDA reported that retailers were still selling the potentially dangerous water, and the regulator tried to warn consumers directly. By then, Nevada health officials had linked the water to six additional cases, including three more children, bringing the total to 11.

Now, according to the new report, the tally has increased to 25: 18 probable cases and four suspected cases in Nevada, as well as three probable cases in California.

All 21 probable cases ended up hospitalized, and 18 required intensive care. One woman in her 60s with underlying medical conditions died of complications from her liver inflammation.


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  • (Score: 4, Interesting) by Opportunist on Sunday November 21 2021, @02:33PM (34 children)

    by Opportunist (5545) on Sunday November 21 2021, @02:33PM (#1198324)

    I always thought their main reason to exist was exactly to keep snakeoil peddlers from selling harmful snakeoil.

    It's already bad enough that they can sell snakeoil that's just harmful to your wallets, but at least they shouldn't be harmful to your health.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @02:39PM (16 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @02:39PM (#1198325)

      I saw a different brand of alkalized water in the clearance section after reading this story.

      • (Score: 2) by Opportunist on Sunday November 21 2021, @02:51PM (15 children)

        by Opportunist (5545) on Sunday November 21 2021, @02:51PM (#1198328)

        Who the hell would want to drink water that tastes soapy?

        • (Score: 3, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @03:03PM (13 children)

          by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @03:03PM (#1198330)

          Who the hell would want to eat horse paste?

          • (Score: 1, Informative) by XivLacuna on Sunday November 21 2021, @05:02PM (11 children)

            by XivLacuna (6346) on Sunday November 21 2021, @05:02PM (#1198352)

            I think someone who wasn't able to get their doctor to prescribe human Ivermectin pills might consider Ivermectin horse paste. Plus there was only like four cases of people poisoning themselves with Ivermectin horse paste overdosing. All of that media blasting over a nothing burger. More people ate tide pods and that was another nothing burger.

            • (Score: 5, Insightful) by nitehawk214 on Sunday November 21 2021, @05:18PM (3 children)

              by nitehawk214 (1304) on Sunday November 21 2021, @05:18PM (#1198354)

              But how many of those people died because they took Ivermectin instead of getting vaccinated?

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              • (Score: -1, Troll) by Username on Monday November 22 2021, @09:29AM (2 children)

                by Username (4557) on Monday November 22 2021, @09:29AM (#1198543)

                Zero people have died from taking ivermectin. Especially for haitians with bartiercal pneumonia or brain worms. Well known life saving medicine. They probably will live healthier lives than those who took the vaccine as well, despite living in a county with 0.4% vaccination rate.

                14,506 vaccine related deaths.
                1,793 reports of heart damage.
                0 ivermectin deaths.

                • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @03:21PM (1 child)

                  by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @03:21PM (#1198577)

                  The Pfizer vaccine offers 100% long term protection in children. Ivermectin does not.

                  https://www.statnews.com/2021/11/22/pfizers-covid-19-vaccine-was-100-effective-in-in-kids-in-longer-term-study/ [statnews.com]

                  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @04:25PM

                    by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @04:25PM (#1198593)

                    "If they said it on TV it must be true!"
                    >Ralph_Picking_Nose.jpeg

            • (Score: 5, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @07:51PM

              by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @07:51PM (#1198388)

              When eating tide pods is your defense... you're in trouble.

            • (Score: 5, Interesting) by Booga1 on Sunday November 21 2021, @08:16PM (4 children)

              by Booga1 (6333) on Sunday November 21 2021, @08:16PM (#1198398)

              Ivermectin poisonings are WAY up. So far there have been over 1800 cases this year compared to just about 500 for the same period last year. [jsonline.com]

              It is disingenuous to try to dismiss ivermectin poisoning's as minimal because "only like four cases" happened to be one particular form of the eivermectin being misused.
              The idiots are drinking sheep drench, buying injectable forms, etc... While you can't blame horse paste for every overdose, there are clearly more than "four cases" from ivermectin misuse.

              • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @09:05PM (3 children)

                by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @09:05PM (#1198410)

                Think how much less there would be if doctors would just issue prescriptions for Ivermectin. Ivermectin is a drug that was developed specifically for humans.

                • (Score: 3, Informative) by Booga1 on Sunday November 21 2021, @09:40PM

                  by Booga1 (6333) on Sunday November 21 2021, @09:40PM (#1198424)

                  Ivermectin prescriptions are up. [cdc.gov]

                  People in the U.S. got over 80,000 more prescriptions [cdc.gov] for it this year than last, over 20 times the prior baseline rate for the medicine.
                  Since the overdoses are up about 3x, but the prescriptions are up 20x it looks like most people that want it are actually getting prescriptions.

                • (Score: 5, Informative) by FatPhil on Monday November 22 2021, @07:15AM (1 child)

                  by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Monday November 22 2021, @07:15AM (#1198522) Homepage
                  False. It was developed specifically for animals. After it demonstrated great success there, it was repackaged as Mectizan as a human drug but with no changes to the formulation.

                  It's also almost useless against CoViD, there's literally no point in prescribing it for anyone who's not at high risk of a parasitic infection. Sure, some studies in some parts of the world have shown decreased covid deaths, but they were places with high incidences of systemic parasitic infection. Ivermectin was most likely fixing the parasite problem, nothing more, and people with weakened immune systems from the virus found that very useful. Joe Public who doesn't walk around barefoot, work hands-on in a field, or drink shitty water are simply not going to benefit from its use. (There - I made it back on-topic again.)

                  But don't let facts get in the way of a good drool.
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                  • (Score: -1, Troll) by VLM on Monday November 22 2021, @02:48PM

                    by VLM (445) on Monday November 22 2021, @02:48PM (#1198571)

                    It's also almost useless against CoViD

                    Well its usefulness seems to depend entirely on ones political leanings and nobody never looks at the medical journal reviews, OR they only quote 1 of 75 studies that supports their perspective the best.

                    Or its just a situation of the vax clot shot is the communion wafer of the D party and ivermectin is the communion wafer of the R party and all that matters is demonstrating group affiliation.

                    There's also the dirty little secret that the govt has approved plenty of prescription medicines with lower effectiveness than ivermectin. Its definitely no silver bullet, but its better at its job than a lot of stuff that has been approved for other diseases.

                    Then there's the interesting side dish that covid really only kills VERY sick people or VERY old people. In my demographic, asymptomatic is very likely and its just a minor cold, so why would someone under 50 and athletic take ivermectin, we're not even going to get sick. If you're 85 its a near death sentence and those people would be ideal candidates for medication but they're too old to read a label or remember if they took it or not, so they F it all up.

            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @09:11PM

              by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @09:11PM (#1198413)

              Have you tried the Vegemite flavored horse paste?

          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @07:42PM

            by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @07:42PM (#1198644)

            At least it's apple flavored?

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @07:02PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @07:02PM (#1198376)

          In soviet Russia, alkaline water saponifies you!..... oh, wait, that's everywhere.

    • (Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @04:10PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @04:10PM (#1198343)

      This is what they're supposted to be for, but what they're really for is banning alternatives the profitable, patented drug company products. Won't somebody think of the shareholders?

    • (Score: -1, Flamebait) by fustakrakich on Sunday November 21 2021, @05:55PM (8 children)

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Sunday November 21 2021, @05:55PM (#1198360) Journal

      The FDA is corrupt. That's why they have a problem selling the vaccine too. The secrecy and corruption are what feed the Conspiracy Theory Industrial Complex.

      Urged a recall? Please! They're supposed to order a recall and shut these people down. More corruption, more "conspiracies"...

      --
      La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
      • (Score: 5, Informative) by mcgrew on Sunday November 21 2021, @09:30PM (4 children)

        by mcgrew (701) <publish@mcgrewbooks.com> on Sunday November 21 2021, @09:30PM (#1198418) Homepage Journal

        The FDA is thought to be corrupt by the Q.

        FTFY

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        • (Score: 0, Flamebait) by fustakrakich on Sunday November 21 2021, @10:26PM (2 children)

          by fustakrakich (6150) on Sunday November 21 2021, @10:26PM (#1198430) Journal

          Oh jeeze... The FDA is known to be corrupt long before Q ever existed, CIA, NSA (James Clapper), etc too. But ever since Russiagate, they have become national heroes because they jumped to the "right" conclusions. There has been quite a reversal of magnetic poles since Trump, even though nothing has really changed

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          La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @07:54PM (1 child)

            by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @07:54PM (#1198652)

            Flamebait

            Well there ya go! Democrats are to downmod every comment that contradicts their narrative, which evidently must be protected at all costs.. I hope they're prepared to lose again next year, probably worse than 2010, the path to defeat is well worn.. So knock yourselves out, we understand the catharsis, unfortunately it just pushes people to the "other side", aiding the republican campaign, even helping the Orange Orangutan himself.. Keep up the good work!

            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday November 23 2021, @01:00AM

              by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday November 23 2021, @01:00AM (#1198767)

              Darn Democrats! Down-modding my native born American conspiracy theories and traditional folk medicine! Where is hemo when we need him?

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @03:44PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @03:44PM (#1198585)

          Q is thought to be nuts by the FDA.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @02:24AM (1 child)

        by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @02:24AM (#1198483)

        Flambeau

        *sigh* All these downmods... What's the democrat version of Q?

        • (Score: 2) by kazzie on Monday November 22 2021, @05:37AM

          by kazzie (5309) Subscriber Badge on Monday November 22 2021, @05:37AM (#1198509)

          John de Lancie? I dunno.

      • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @09:03AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @09:03AM (#1198538)

        Flamebait 3!

        Hmm, some moderators really are a bunch of trolls... democrats, what can you do? This is their game

    • (Score: -1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @06:25PM (2 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @06:25PM (#1198370)

      The FDA turned into more of a food marketing agency and less of a consumer protection agency a couple decades ago.

      Pretty much everything in a grocery store, other than what is found in the produce & fresh meat/ fish section & some dairy, is snake-oil, AKA "processed food". During processing the nutrition and fiber from the base ingredients like grains or vegetables is destroyed and high amounts of unhealthy ingredients like sugar, salt, fat, and unheathy oils are added.

      • (Score: 2) by Opportunist on Sunday November 21 2021, @11:46PM (1 child)

        by Opportunist (5545) on Sunday November 21 2021, @11:46PM (#1198453)

        I'm curious, where do you think that sugar and fat comes from. Hint: They're not fully synthetisized, that's more expensive than the actual source...

        • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Monday November 22 2021, @07:20AM

          by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Monday November 22 2021, @07:20AM (#1198524) Homepage
          I'm curious why you think where a chemical comes from is important - the post to which you are following-up certainly didn't. In your world, do molecules have a memory of their history, or something?
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    • (Score: 3, Interesting) by wisnoskij on Sunday November 21 2021, @06:55PM (1 child)

      by wisnoskij (5149) <reversethis-{moc ... ksonsiwnohtanoj}> on Sunday November 21 2021, @06:55PM (#1198374)

      I am also wondering about this. Is water not considered a "food" or something and so subject to less regulation?

      • (Score: 2, Interesting) by VLM on Monday November 22 2021, @02:59PM

        by VLM (445) on Monday November 22 2021, @02:59PM (#1198572)

        One of my classmates in chemistry ended up doing tap water chemistry (not in Flint, LOL) so we've shot the breeze on this topic.

        In his opinion its a tragedy that the EPA regulates your tapwater (his job) and the FDA regulates bottled water, even though 99% of bottled water is just tap water in a bottle. It would seem logical that standards for contamination are ... standard, across bottles or faucets.

        Also there's a "state line" argument where water bottled and sold in the same state does not get federal oversight because presumably the tapwater in my kitchen already gets municipal and state oversight, and the feds are more in the business of national homogenization in case, for example, Utahs state tapwater laws don't mesh well with NYCs muni tapwater regulations when sold as bottled water in NYC. Although in practice nobody would bottle water in Utah and send it to NYC; I think.

        Apparently if you put "water" in the label on the bottle its regulated as bottled water so the FDA got weird as hell about "Vitamin water" type products a couple years ago, but they don't care what kind of shit they put in energy drinks as long as they're not marketed as "water". So they could get out of a lot of regulation by changing the label to "Alkaline energy drink" instead of "alkaline water"

        Another story he tells is the situation with total dissolved solids aka water hardness, is fairly Dilbertian. So in some "deep well" parts of the country the tap water can only be sold as "mineral water" because too much hardness.

        Not entirely sure how much of the above is his after work ramblings vs practical reality.

    • (Score: 5, Informative) by PinkyGigglebrain on Sunday November 21 2021, @07:43PM

      by PinkyGigglebrain (4458) on Sunday November 21 2021, @07:43PM (#1198387)

      The FDA approved the original formula used for the product after evaluating it's safety. so they did their job correctly. At that point it it is the responsibility of the manufacturer to ensure that the product they ship matches the one the FDA originally tested. The FDA also does random testing but unless they get one of the rare contaminated bottles they won't catch them.

      Seems like there was some screw up during manufacturing and more of something than was expected, or a contaminate was added to the water during manufacture. Probably a contaminated batch of one of the ingredients or some left over cleaning chemicals in the fill lines that didn't get flushed properly.

      The latter is most likely since it was such number of people effected relative to the volume of product made during a production run.

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      "Beware those who would deny you Knowledge, For in their hearts they dream themselves your Master."
    • (Score: 5, Insightful) by srobert on Monday November 22 2021, @05:39AM

      by srobert (4803) on Monday November 22 2021, @05:39AM (#1198510)

      Regulations aren't designed to make such incidents impossible. They designed to make them less probable. And they've actually succeeded in doing that. Before we had these sort of regulations, people became ill and died from consuming bad food products so frequently that an incident like this wouldn't be newsworthy.

  • (Score: 5, Insightful) by Rosco P. Coltrane on Sunday November 21 2021, @03:26PM (12 children)

    by Rosco P. Coltrane (4757) on Sunday November 21 2021, @03:26PM (#1198336)

    Anybody with high-school-level knowledge of chemistry should immediately think "drain cleaner" when hearing "alkali", thereby at least researching what's in that water before drinking it. But basic science education in the US is pathetic and getting worse, and American tend to be gullible anyway. So... not really a surprise.

    • (Score: 5, Informative) by deimtee on Sunday November 21 2021, @04:58PM (3 children)

      by deimtee (3272) on Sunday November 21 2021, @04:58PM (#1198351) Journal

      Last time this came up I found a picture of the label that included the ingredients list. There was nothing on it that would damage the liver, even if they had mistakenly added 10 times what it said on the label. There had to be contaminants in it.

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      If you cough while drinking cheap red wine it really cleans out your sinuses.
      • (Score: 2, Informative) by pTamok on Sunday November 21 2021, @06:33PM

        by pTamok (3042) on Sunday November 21 2021, @06:33PM (#1198371)

        The contaminants could be disease causing organisms.

        While the initial reports said 'non-viral' hepatitis [fda.gov], there's plenty of other waterborne diseases that can cause hepatitis before you start looking at chemical toxins - look at the list under 'Bacterial hepatitis' 'and 'Parasitic hepatitis'' at this Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hepatitis#Infectious. [wikipedia.org]

        Also, the product can be contaminated with chemicals that are not labelled on the ingredients - just like the Mexican originated hand-sanitizer contaminated with methanol [fda.gov].

      • (Score: 2, Interesting) by PinkyGigglebrain on Sunday November 21 2021, @07:52PM

        by PinkyGigglebrain (4458) on Sunday November 21 2021, @07:52PM (#1198389)

        There was nothing on it that would damage the liver,

        Some times too much of a good thing can be deadly too. There are recorded cases of people being killed from drinking too much pure water at once, the water thinned out the electrolytes in their blood and caused cells to burst when they tried to absorb enough H2O to balance. Like putting too much air in a balloon.

        That said I'm with you on it being a contaminate of some kind, it explains the small number of cases relative to the number of bottles in the production run.

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        "Beware those who would deny you Knowledge, For in their hearts they dream themselves your Master."
      • (Score: 4, Insightful) by drussell on Sunday November 21 2021, @08:48PM

        by drussell (2678) on Sunday November 21 2021, @08:48PM (#1198407) Journal

        Indeed... The problem was not the fact that the water was alkaline due to added potassium bicarbonate, it is that the water was contaminated with something that caused hepatitis.

    • (Score: 3, Touché) by PinkyGigglebrain on Sunday November 21 2021, @07:31PM

      by PinkyGigglebrain (4458) on Sunday November 21 2021, @07:31PM (#1198381)

      Anybody with high-school-level knowledge of chemistry should immediately think "drain cleaner" when hearing "alkali"

      and If they had really paid attention they might also think "baking soda" when hearing "alkali"

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    • (Score: 2) by mcgrew on Sunday November 21 2021, @09:33PM (2 children)

      by mcgrew (701) <publish@mcgrewbooks.com> on Sunday November 21 2021, @09:33PM (#1198419) Homepage Journal

      The first thing that came to my mind was baking soda, raises alkalinity without being poisonous. Lye? That just sounds stupid.

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      • (Score: 4, Interesting) by PinkyGigglebrain on Monday November 22 2021, @02:33AM (1 child)

        by PinkyGigglebrain (4458) on Monday November 22 2021, @02:33AM (#1198485)

        Surprisingly there is food grade Lye available. It has it's place in the serious kitchen, cureing fresh picked olives and making pretzels are two that I know off the top of my head. When picked olives are loaded with Oleuropein [wikipedia.org] making them too bitter to eat so they spend about 2 weeks in a lye bath to leech it out and neutralize it. And professional bakeries will give pretzels a quick dip in a lye solution before baking to give them their distinctive crust. However it is recommended the average home baker use a hot baking soda solution for making pretzels due being safer but the results are not as impressive.

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        • (Score: 2) by VLM on Monday November 22 2021, @03:05PM

          by VLM (445) on Monday November 22 2021, @03:05PM (#1198573)

          It has it's place in the serious kitchen, cureing fresh picked olives and making pretzels are two that I know off the top of my head

          Lutefisk. Fing disgusting, but I suppose if you're hungry enough anything is edible. So if salt is precious but you got lots of wood ash, you can use lye to "cure" raw fish the same way civilized people would have used salt.

          You'd think pH screwing around would ruin the proteins and stuff but apparently it does not. Lutefisk is, to me, very smelly kind of like Vietnamese or Roman fish sauce. I've never tried roman fish sauce but I really have no desire to so thats OK.

          Now if you make a spicy beer batter and deep fry it and drink lots of beer to avoid the lutefisk, then the batter and beer taste nice. But not the lutefisk.

          Its the kind of food you'll find if you hear a kantele (its a musical stringed instrument from Finland)

    • (Score: 3, Insightful) by driverless on Monday November 22 2021, @06:50AM (3 children)

      by driverless (4770) on Monday November 22 2021, @06:50AM (#1198520)

      Anybody with high-school-level knowledge of chemistry should immediately think "drain cleaner" when hearing "alkali"

      Anyone with a high-school knowledge of science should immediately think "woo-woo" when hearing "healthier alternative to tap water".

      And since woo-woo is unregulated, there's always the danger of god-knows-what being present in the woo-woo.

      • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Monday November 22 2021, @07:31AM

        by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Monday November 22 2021, @07:31AM (#1198526) Homepage
        Anyone who reads the news should know that there are large swathes of America where the water quality's so questionable that a healthy alternative is something that should actively be sought out.
        https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/31/americas-tap-water-samples-forever-chemicals
        https://www.science.org/content/article/millions-americans-drink-potentially-unsafe-tap-water-how-does-your-county-stack
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      • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @11:41AM (1 child)

        by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @11:41AM (#1198556)

        Some people say they have hard water at the tap.

        I consider it mineral water.

        I am designed to ingest water as commonly available for millions of years, with water coming through sand filters thousands of feet thick ( well and spring water ) being the best.

        Those who want to sell me pills will do their damnedest to convince me their minerals are better.

        Hint...do not drink distilled water. It's pure. But it's not good for you

        • (Score: 2) by VLM on Monday November 22 2021, @03:11PM

          by VLM (445) on Monday November 22 2021, @03:11PM (#1198574)

          Hint...do not drink distilled water. It's pure. But it's not good for you

          Its an urban legend. Your body can't tell if you drink it with food (food has overwhelmingly more minerals than even mineral water, so playing games deep in the decimal places can't have any effect).

          I would give you a pass if you drink it while fasting and peeing out minerals ... in the very long run that might be an issue.

          In a way, carbs are just water plus binder in a chemical sense, so as a form of "concentrated water" if you eat carbs you're probably eating a higher concentration of all kinds of interesting minerals you'd have had in the water that originally grew the plants... Usually good, although some concentrated "stuff" in plants is quite unhealthy. And meat is just a processed higher quality food based on plants, so that goes for meat too. Lots more iron in a burger patty than in many glasses of (normal-ish) water.

  • (Score: 0, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @03:38PM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @03:38PM (#1198340)
    Too bad they weren't based in Florida!
    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @04:25PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @04:25PM (#1198347)

      Recycled diet coke from Mar-a-Lardo.

  • (Score: 5, Funny) by choose another one on Sunday November 21 2021, @04:16PM (9 children)

    by choose another one (515) Subscriber Badge on Sunday November 21 2021, @04:16PM (#1198344)

    If people listened to celebrity foodies like Gwyneth Paltrow they would know that you need to drink your alkaline water with added lemon juice - which obviously neutralizes it.

    Or, you know, just drink plain water...

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @07:33PM (6 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @07:33PM (#1198382)

      That is retarded. Irony is that i could use some alkanized water to help with upset stomach instead of eating calcium tablets. But the way they rolled out this product is retarded.

      • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @09:16PM (5 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @09:16PM (#1198416)

        Never use the "R" word. Use: "developmentally disabled" or "intellectually disadvantaged" or "cerebrally challenged" or "special needs", or something, but never the "R" word. Sheesh.

        • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @10:14PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @10:14PM (#1198427)

          Yeah. Don't be a spazz about it.

        • (Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @10:47PM (1 child)

          by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 21 2021, @10:47PM (#1198440)

          What "r" word?

          • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @12:57AM

            by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @12:57AM (#1198470)

            NigeRR

        • (Score: 2) by Opportunist on Sunday November 21 2021, @11:48PM (1 child)

          by Opportunist (5545) on Sunday November 21 2021, @11:48PM (#1198454)

          If something is retarded, it's retarded.

          Stop sugarcoating it. Like the late George Carlin said in his "soft language" bit, if we still called it shell shock, those veterans would probably have gotten the aid they needed. And if we finally start to call stupid people retarded again, they have a chance to finally understand that they're stupid. Instead of feeling "special".

          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @12:49AM

            by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @12:49AM (#1198467)

            Even the black eye peas took 'let's get retarded in here' out of their song
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg [youtube.com]

    • (Score: 2) by driverless on Monday November 22 2021, @06:57AM

      by driverless (4770) on Monday November 22 2021, @06:57AM (#1198521)

      If people listened to celebrity foodies like Gwyneth Paltrow they would know that you need to drink your alkaline water with added lemon juice - which obviously neutralizes it.

      Or, you know, just drink plain water...

      Hey, that's not plain water, it's homeopathic roast pork!

    • (Score: 2) by VLM on Monday November 22 2021, @03:21PM

      by VLM (445) on Monday November 22 2021, @03:21PM (#1198578)

      If people listened to celebrity foodies like Gwyneth Paltrow

      Yeah I'd rather hear some bozo actress lecture me about politics, oh wait they already do that stuff. Well back to talking about brain surgery with my plumber.

      Anyway if you want a serious answer the alkaline water thing got started after the BPA plastics stuff. Ironically BPA is more soluble in higher pH, but once BPA is banned... So the marketing push (true or false) is that acid to neutral water leaches out more "stuff" over months sitting on the hot shelf than alkaline water would in the same conditions. Equally pure water poured into two plastic bottles WOULD have come out more contaminated if alkaline back when BPA was legal, but now its supposedly flipped and acidic water (you know, carbonated soda...) supposedly comes out more contaminated after two years on the shelf or whatever.

      Is any of it true? Well, its marketing, so ... The BPA solubility vs pH thing is indeed true, so its only been "safe" to market alkaline water since BPA was banned some years back...

      I would be curious about food poisoning and contamination from "normal" sources (not whatever made all the article people sick). Most rots and infections and stuff tend to lower pH, think saurkraut fermentation. If you brew, pH always drops as yeast ferments. "everyone" supposedly uses density / specific gravity to determine when fermentation flatlines but I've heard of people graphing pH to determine when fermentation ends. Surely its cheaper and simpler to measure specific gravity than pH, but maybe pH works too... Anyway, yeah, if you could move your water's pH two points up or down, I superficially guess maybe fewer bacteria and stuff can live at a higher pH so it should be safer? Although not too many people get food poisoning from bottled water under any conditions anyway.

  • (Score: 2) by drussell on Sunday November 21 2021, @05:58PM

    by drussell (2678) on Sunday November 21 2021, @05:58PM (#1198361) Journal

    This has been discussed here a couple times before, but the only link I can find was the thread from April 2021:

    https://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=21/04/01/2257259 [soylentnews.org]

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @12:23AM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @12:23AM (#1198462)

    Is "alkalai water" a Mormon thing? https://www.wonkette.com/the-snake-oil-bulletin-putting-the-moran-in-mormon [wonkette.com]

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @01:44AM (1 child)

      by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @01:44AM (#1198475)

      It's a branding thing,
      sellers brainstormed how can we differentiate our bottled water from the competition ?
      Our PH is better
      Capitalism, I'm love'n it

      • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Monday November 22 2021, @07:53AM

        by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Monday November 22 2021, @07:53AM (#1198528) Homepage
        It's a rebranding thing - it used to be "electron water": https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2011/apr/21/real-water-added-electrons
        Bizarrely, their "clumpy water is bad" woo-woo contradicts other water-based woo-woo, namely that of the "structured (hexagonal) water is good" peddlers.
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  • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @07:36AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @07:36AM (#1198527)

    And how about people drinking ordinary water? There are lots of deaths here! Ban all water!
    This argument is BS, but worked with vaccines. Now, when it has been shown that they don't work so well as bribed biorobots wrote, you are not a person anymore, but a certificate. More and more I think that the better way will be to burn some certificates...
    Welcome to corporate capitalism, where company has no responsibility.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @03:29PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @03:29PM (#1198579)

    "Nervous System Disorder" = 1019 primes
            .. ( "Mental Health" = 119 alphabetic )
            . ..( .. of the "The Slaves" = 1019 latin-agrippa )

            The government here has a clamp on everything at the moment.

            "System of Nerves" = 1,911 trigonal ( "The Clamp" = 357 eng-ext | 227 agrippa )
            "Systems of Nerve" = 1,911 trigonal ( "Number" = 357 agrippa ) ( "The Sick" = 227 primes )

    The Nerve @ The Nerf @ The Narf ( "The Number" = "Squeeze" = 333 primes )

  • (Score: 2) by istartedi on Monday November 22 2021, @06:49PM (2 children)

    by istartedi (123) on Monday November 22 2021, @06:49PM (#1198629) Journal

    Of all the stupidity circulating around, this one gets me because when I was a kid it seemed like every other western had a scene where thirsty pioneers discovered water and the old trail guide yanked people back from the watering hole and told them not to drink it. "That's alkali water" he'd say. "That's why there's no plants growing next to it. It'll kill you too if you drink it. Mount up. We'll just have to wait until we get in to the town".

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    • (Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @10:27PM (1 child)

      by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 22 2021, @10:27PM (#1198714)

      You are probably thinking of arsenic, rather than alkali:
      https://truewestmagazine.com/a-deadly-oasis/ [truewestmagazine.com]

      • (Score: 1) by istartedi on Monday November 22 2021, @11:55PM

        by istartedi (123) on Monday November 22 2021, @11:55PM (#1198749) Journal

        Arsenic may have been the more deadly element, but I'm pretty sure it was common to refer to bad water as "alkali" or "alkaline". Arsenic is tasteless, but you can taste the pH if it's off so they'd know about it. If it was water that was in an evaporating pool, it would concentrate metals and also become more alkaline. I couldn't find a good video clip from an old western, but here's a history that uses the term alkaline [legendsofamerica.com](paragraph near the bottom).

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 24 2021, @03:30AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 24 2021, @03:30AM (#1199127)

    Blood Ph has to stay within 7.35 to 7.45

    Metabolic alkalosis can cause excitability of the cranial nervous system. Theoretically, some people could mistake this excitability as a positive. I have some nigerian co-workers who put a "native leaf" in water for this effect. And theoretically a slightly lower than your norm Ph could be nice assuming you stay within acceptable range. The body has a harder time making bicarbonate(alkaline) than it does obtaining H(acid) and you can always urinate out H.

    I can't imagine someone drinking a bottle of this a day or god forbid 2 bottles of this without seriously fucking up their body. I can't imagine FDA will let someone sell this for very long especially now. Do these waters ever need to be initially FDA approved?

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