Archeologists Discover 17th Century Remains of Suspected 'Vampire' - ExtremeTech:
Archeologists in Poland recently made an unexpected discovery: the remains of a 17th-century female who was suspected of being a vampire.
[...] While human remains are to be expected in a cemetery, anti-vampiric customs are a little less common. The archeologists uncovered the intact skeleton of an adult female whose neck was pinned to the earth with the blade of a sickle. A padlock was also on the big toe of the skeleton's left foot.
The team instantly recognized that the woman had been buried by someone (or a group of people) who had suspected she was a vampire. Both the sickle and the padlock were placed there by design: the sickle to injure or sever her head if she began to rise from the dead, and the padlock to "symbolize the impossibility of returning." Her large, protruding front tooth also suggests the woman's appearance had startled those around her, prompting cruel or superstitious people to assume she were a vampire or a witch.
Back when people more habitually labeled their neighbors as supernatural beings, it was somewhat common to bury suspected evildoers in a way that prevented any potential return. This is why we often associate cinematic vampire-killing with a wooden stake through the heart. In specific German and Slavic cultures, suspected vampires would be decapitated prior to burial, with the head placed away from the body or between the feet. Some would be cremated, dismembered, or buried upside down for similar reasons. Still, a sickle placed over the deceased's neck is a first for excavated Polish graves—even those from hundreds of years ago.
The suspected vampire from Bydgoszcz was, however, wearing a silk cap, suggesting some people in her community revered her. [...]
(Score: 3, Funny) by SomeGuy on Sunday September 11 2022, @02:49PM (1 child)
Now days they are stupornatural beings. You have to put a wooden stake through their smartphones to make sure they stay dead. :P
(Score: 0, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday September 11 2022, @07:16PM
> ... smartphones ...
See, it's all part of the master plan for the machines to take over ... little by little. Notice they call the phone "smart". That way, people revere the phone, and anything and everything it tells you to do, including to vote Democrat.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday September 11 2022, @07:33PM
I like that scythe across the neck so that if the undead body rises, it will cut its own head off!
"Hey, hey, nobody's saying 'vampire' here, but just let me run home real quick and grab something from my shed before we close this thing up."