A suspected Islamic terrorist opened fire at a gay nightclub in Florida, killing 50 people and wounding another 53 before he was killed by police. While authorities continue to investigate to determine whether this man had ties to ISIS, the terror organization has not been quiet in praising the attack. This comes three days after ISIS announced they would attack somewhere in Florida. Today's attack marks the largest act of terrorism on US soil since 9/11.
takyon: The gunman reportedly called 911 emergency services to pledge allegiance to ISIS. The President will hold a briefing momentarily. Compare this article to the original submission.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday June 13 2016, @07:22PM
You're not a fan and yet you follow me around talking to me? Woot! I got me a stalker!
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Monday June 13 2016, @08:35PM
No, shitheel. I "follow you around" on here to post counters to whatever toxic shit you spew hoping it'll prevent impressionable minds from being infected with whatever pernicious mind-virus you picked up. Did you not see the analogy to an Ebola researcher above, or did you choose to ignore it deliberately?
Once again: you are one of many Patient Zeros for the mental equivalent of those lovely tropical fevers that turn your organs into liquid shit; I am attempting to vaccinate anyone exposed to you. That makes me a "fan" in about the same way Ed Jenner was a fan of smallpox.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday June 14 2016, @02:03AM
I ignore roughly half of what you say on the grounds that it's bloody stupid and stupid is contagious.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday June 14 2016, @03:36AM
*fwoosh! phwEEEEEEEEeeeeee--boom!* FUCK! That's the second time in 5 minutes you've blown out every single last fuse in the ol' Irony-o-tron. I'm gonna start sending you the bill for replacement parts, damn it all. Even with two jobs keeping the thing supplied is murderous.\\
On the other hand, it's a very telling indication that you're well and truly out of ammunition when all you have it "hurr hurr ur a st00pid dumb poopyhead an' yer mamma wears army boots." Keep going; you aren't half as slick as you think you are and the more you keep this crap up the more you reveal your true colors to everyone watching.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday June 14 2016, @10:29AM
Oh please, I can do way better than that nonsense. Yo momma so ugly she puts a bag over her own head when she masturbates.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday June 14 2016, @05:14PM
The army boots thing would have been a better insult. See, MOST people don't look at themselves in the mirror when they jill/jack off (I realize you are an exception, but in a lot of ways you are far from normal). Whereas "yo mamma wears army boots!" is a way of saying "Your mother's a whore and shagged a random soldier and that's where she got the boots from."
You're batting zero for three so far :) Your panicked, inflamed flailing is amusing though; do keep it up. Remember, every time you fuck up, everyone on here can see it, and it just confirms what kind of person you are.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday June 14 2016, @07:10PM
Your reality. It must be quite different from the one the rest of us live in. Do tell us about it.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday June 14 2016, @07:13PM
You only wish, vulture breath. Unfortunately for you, your delusions do not make you correct.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday June 14 2016, @07:23PM
A mirror, get one. Look into it when you say things along those lines. You and your shrink will thank me later.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday June 14 2016, @07:38PM
God damn, so this is what you've degenerated into. You got nothing left but "Uh uh, no you! You're the crazy one, nerr nerny nerr nerr!"
Go back to third grade. It's clear you never graduated the playground. And very likely didn't pass basic math or history either.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...