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posted by takyon on Sunday June 12 2016, @06:00PM   Printer-friendly

A suspected Islamic terrorist opened fire at a gay nightclub in Florida, killing 50 people and wounding another 53 before he was killed by police. While authorities continue to investigate to determine whether this man had ties to ISIS, the terror organization has not been quiet in praising the attack. This comes three days after ISIS announced they would attack somewhere in Florida. Today's attack marks the largest act of terrorism on US soil since 9/11.

takyon: The gunman reportedly called 911 emergency services to pledge allegiance to ISIS. The President will hold a briefing momentarily. Compare this article to the original submission.


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  • (Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday June 14 2016, @03:36AM

    by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Tuesday June 14 2016, @03:36AM (#359733) Journal

    *fwoosh! phwEEEEEEEEeeeeee--boom!* FUCK! That's the second time in 5 minutes you've blown out every single last fuse in the ol' Irony-o-tron. I'm gonna start sending you the bill for replacement parts, damn it all. Even with two jobs keeping the thing supplied is murderous.\\

    On the other hand, it's a very telling indication that you're well and truly out of ammunition when all you have it "hurr hurr ur a st00pid dumb poopyhead an' yer mamma wears army boots." Keep going; you aren't half as slick as you think you are and the more you keep this crap up the more you reveal your true colors to everyone watching.

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  • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday June 14 2016, @10:29AM

    Oh please, I can do way better than that nonsense. Yo momma so ugly she puts a bag over her own head when she masturbates.

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    • (Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday June 14 2016, @05:14PM

      by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Tuesday June 14 2016, @05:14PM (#360015) Journal

      The army boots thing would have been a better insult. See, MOST people don't look at themselves in the mirror when they jill/jack off (I realize you are an exception, but in a lot of ways you are far from normal). Whereas "yo mamma wears army boots!" is a way of saying "Your mother's a whore and shagged a random soldier and that's where she got the boots from."

      You're batting zero for three so far :) Your panicked, inflamed flailing is amusing though; do keep it up. Remember, every time you fuck up, everyone on here can see it, and it just confirms what kind of person you are.

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      • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday June 14 2016, @07:10PM

        Your reality. It must be quite different from the one the rest of us live in. Do tell us about it.

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        • (Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday June 14 2016, @07:13PM

          by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Tuesday June 14 2016, @07:13PM (#360097) Journal

          You only wish, vulture breath. Unfortunately for you, your delusions do not make you correct.

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          • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday June 14 2016, @07:23PM

            A mirror, get one. Look into it when you say things along those lines. You and your shrink will thank me later.

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            My rights don't end where your fear begins.
            • (Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday June 14 2016, @07:38PM

              by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Tuesday June 14 2016, @07:38PM (#360114) Journal

              God damn, so this is what you've degenerated into. You got nothing left but "Uh uh, no you! You're the crazy one, nerr nerny nerr nerr!"

              Go back to third grade. It's clear you never graduated the playground. And very likely didn't pass basic math or history either.

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              I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...