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Japanese city running out of ninjas as population shrinks
"The Japanese city of Iga, with a population of around 91,000, is facing a ninja shortage as the town faces depopulation." foxnews.com/world/2018/07/17/japanese-city-running-out-ninjas-as-population-shrinks.html [foxnews.com]
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
-- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.
