Stories
Slash Boxes
Comments

SoylentNews is people

posted by NCommander on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:50AM   Printer-friendly
from the I-for-one-welcome-our-new-muffiny-overlords dept.
Effectively immediately, the corn muffin in the staff refrigerator has succeeded in getting NCommander to sell out for the mindbogging huge sum of one million Vietnamese Dong. Deciding that allowing the community to decide on issues is stupid, our new muffiny overlord has renamed the site "SoylentMuffins". The muffin has been quoted that it plans to change the world, and while a manifesto is yet to be written, it unveiled its new slogan of "SoylentMuffins are made from people!", and that it hopes the community follows, in its own words, "ridding the planet of the human race".

I for one am excited to follow such a visionary pastry in its attempt at world domination!

The Bacon Eaters of ## were unavailable to comment at this time on this shocking turn of events , but we'll update this story once we've heard from them.
 
This discussion has been archived. No new comments can be posted.
Display Options Threshold/Breakthrough Mark All as Read Mark All as Unread
The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
  • (Score: 4, Interesting) by NCommander on Tuesday April 01 2014, @03:08AM

    by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Tuesday April 01 2014, @03:08AM (#23862) Homepage Journal

    It turns out the graphics guy wasn't affected by the mind co^W^Wvision of the new muffin stating something to the effect that "ain't going to follow no stinking muffin.". The muffin responded that the graphics guy is a "gluten intolerant sack of meat", and has offered a spot in his cabinet to anyone wanting to donate a new logo.

    --
    Still always moving
    Starting Score:    1  point
    Moderation   +2  
       Interesting=1, Funny=1, Total=2
    Extra 'Interesting' Modifier   0  
    Karma-Bonus Modifier   +1  

    Total Score:   4  
  • (Score: 1) by bryan on Tuesday April 01 2014, @07:17AM

    by bryan (29) <bryan@pipedot.org> on Tuesday April 01 2014, @07:17AM (#23936) Homepage Journal

    Skip to 2:00 when Betty comes on: http://vimeo.com/24423906 [vimeo.com]