posted by
NCommander
on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:50AM
from the I-for-one-welcome-our-new-muffiny-overlords dept.
Effectively immediately, the corn muffin in the staff refrigerator has succeeded in getting NCommander to sell out for the mindbogging huge sum of one million Vietnamese Dong. Deciding that allowing the community to decide on issues is stupid, our new muffiny overlord has renamed the site "SoylentMuffins". The muffin has been quoted that it plans to change the world, and while a manifesto is yet to be written, it unveiled its new slogan of "SoylentMuffins are made from people!", and that it hopes the community follows, in its own words, "ridding the planet of the human race".
I for one am excited to follow such a visionary pastry in its attempt at world domination!
The Bacon Eaters of ## were unavailable to comment at this time on this shocking turn of events , but we'll update this story once we've heard from them.
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(Score: 4, Funny) by Buck Feta on Tuesday April 01 2014, @03:48AM
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
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(Score: 3, Funny) by naubol on Tuesday April 01 2014, @03:50AM
Hmm, I love the dong, too. But, seriously, Soylent Dong? *shiver*
(Score: 1) by Konomi on Tuesday April 01 2014, @03:57AM
One million dongs at that, I will say no more.
(Score: 2) by NCommander on Tuesday April 01 2014, @03:57AM
I should have asked for Mexican Pesos ...
Still always moving
(Score: 2, Funny) by mrclisdue on Tuesday April 01 2014, @06:28AM
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
No, there's muffin wrong with that.