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NCommander
on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:50AM
from the I-for-one-welcome-our-new-muffiny-overlords dept.
from the I-for-one-welcome-our-new-muffiny-overlords dept.
Effectively immediately, the corn muffin in the staff refrigerator has succeeded in getting NCommander to sell out for the mindbogging huge sum of one million Vietnamese Dong. Deciding that allowing the community to decide on issues is stupid, our new muffiny overlord has renamed the site "SoylentMuffins". The muffin has been quoted that it plans to change the world, and while a manifesto is yet to be written, it unveiled its new slogan of "SoylentMuffins are made from people!", and that it hopes the community follows, in its own words, "ridding the planet of the human race".
I for one am excited to follow such a visionary pastry in its attempt at world domination!
The Bacon Eaters of ## were unavailable to comment at this time on this shocking turn of events , but we'll update this story once we've heard from them.
I for one am excited to follow such a visionary pastry in its attempt at world domination!
The Bacon Eaters of ## were unavailable to comment at this time on this shocking turn of events , but we'll update this story once we've heard from them.
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(Score: 2) by aristarchus on Tuesday April 01 2014, @06:01AM
I, for one, welcome our new muffin overlords!
But seriously, how could a muffin possibly be an overlord? Maybe an under-stuffing, if you know what I mean. The whole thing is ludicrous, BECAUSE it is no YET april FIRST in my time zone. So thanks for my wasted fealty. (Sob!!)
(Score: 2) by NCommander on Tuesday April 01 2014, @06:38AM
We use UTC for site time and news.
Still always moving
(Score: 2) by aristarchus on Tuesday April 01 2014, @07:17AM
YEAH, OK, so we will let your Anglo-imperialist time system prevail for a short time longer. But wait until the Doctor hears of this! (He is a Time Lord, after all, responsible for time, and stuff.)
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 01 2014, @11:06AM
Do you know the muffin mare?
The muffin mare, the muffin mare
Do you know the muffin mare
The one named Derpy Hooves?