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NCommander
on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:00PM
from the slowly-regaining-control-the-bacon-doesn't-read-taglines dept.
from the slowly-regaining-control-the-bacon-doesn't-read-taglines dept.
In the ongoing controversy regarding the takeover of this site by the corn muffin, the Bacon Bloc have responded in kind, waging conflict within the fridge. At 13:30 UTC, a settlement was reached, and the site shall be renamed BaconNews. The staff remains under mind control, and could only go "grhhmmmmmm" in response to its new baconmuffin overlords. Effectively immediately, we are now "BaconNews" until a more permanent name can be decided upon by our savory overlords.
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Stay the curse.
(Score: 2) by bradley13 on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:10PM
I want dessert - gimme "Donut News". In fact, it's time for a break, so...
Everyone is somebody else's weirdo.
(Score: 3, Informative) by xlefay on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:13PM
Blasphemy!
(Score: 2) by mcgrew on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:24PM
Give the guy a break, he's a cop!
Why do the mainstream media act as if Donald Trump isn't a pathological liar with dozens of felony fraud convictions?
(Score: 2) by nightsky30 on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:30PM
I've had bacon donuts, and they are amazing!
(Score: 2) by NCommander on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:31PM
Mmm Bacon Maple Bars from Voodoo Donuts ...
Heart attack in six bites or less but mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon .......
Still always moving
(Score: 2) by xlefay on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:38PM
Are we really going to obsess about minor details now?
(Score: 2) by nightsky30 on Tuesday April 01 2014, @03:05PM
Maple Bacon Donuts right here:
http://glazedgourmet.com/menu.html [glazedgourmet.com]
With some other really awesome types!
(Score: 2) by nightsky30 on Tuesday April 01 2014, @03:09PM
Didn't they release a bacon maple donut beer?
(Score: 1) by rcamera on Tuesday April 01 2014, @03:37PM
the Voodoo Chocolate, Peanut Butter & Banana Ale was quite good as well.
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(Score: 2) by nightsky30 on Tuesday April 01 2014, @04:25PM
I will have to try these. I'm not so sure about the banana ale. I tried a banana bread ale once, and was not too fond of it. It tasted ok, but seemed to give me a headache immediately after drinking it. And no it was not the hangover kind of headache seeing as it was only 1 serving.
I have a friend who gets migraines from anything blueberry. I've wondered if this is similar.
(Score: 2) by egcagrac0 on Tuesday April 01 2014, @04:45PM
As a completely serious comment, buckfeta.com is available, and has potential as a name for a news site.
... or a discount cheese vendor.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 01 2014, @07:30PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horro r_V
... He then sneezes and infects the dinosaurs with a cold virus while defending himself from a Tyrannosaurus Rex, which proceeds to cause their extinction. He is initially pleased with the results in the present; amongst other perks, the family is now extremely wealthy and Patty and Selma are dead, but is terrified to find that donuts do not exist in this timeline and flees, seconds before donuts begin raining from the sky; ...