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Bacon Bloc Respond: Site To Be Renamed BaconNews!

posted by NCommander on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:00PM   Printer-friendly
from the slowly-regaining-control-the-bacon-doesn't-read-taglines dept.
In the ongoing controversy regarding the takeover of this site by the corn muffin, the Bacon Bloc have responded in kind, waging conflict within the fridge. At 13:30 UTC, a settlement was reached, and the site shall be renamed BaconNews. The staff remains under mind control, and could only go "grhhmmmmmm" in response to its new baconmuffin overlords. Effectively immediately, we are now "BaconNews" until a more permanent name can be decided upon by our savory overlords.
 
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  • (Score: 1) by Buck Feta on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:24PM

    by Buck Feta (958) on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:24PM (#24181) Journal

    Is NCommander calling us all fat?

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by FatPhil on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:27PM

    by FatPhil (863) <pc-soylentNO@SPAMasdf.fi> on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:27PM (#24189) Homepage
    Ahem...
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    • (Score: 2, Informative) by Buck Feta on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:55PM

      by Buck Feta (958) on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:55PM (#24218) Journal

      Not you, Phil, you're just big-boned.

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  • (Score: 4, Insightful) by NCommander on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:42PM

    by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:42PM (#24206) Homepage Journal

    No, I'm saying Bacon News is made of Bacon. People like bacon, people like news. People should love bacon news.

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    • (Score: 1) by iwoloschin on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:45PM

      by iwoloschin (3863) on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:45PM (#24209)

      Can we keep this name? I like bacon much better than soylent. Bacon is probably better for you too.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 01 2014, @05:35PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 01 2014, @05:35PM (#24347)

        Came in to say this. This is a MUCH better name than Soylent. And I don't even eat bacon. (Yes, really.)

    • (Score: 1) by Buck Feta on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:53PM

      by Buck Feta (958) on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:53PM (#24216) Journal

      Oh, I'm not offended, I just thought it was insightful.

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  • (Score: 1) by Hartree on Tuesday April 01 2014, @03:58PM

    by Hartree (195) on Tuesday April 01 2014, @03:58PM (#24266)

    He's serving up a bit of the "long pig", eh?