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posted by NCommander on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:00PM   Printer-friendly
from the slowly-regaining-control-the-bacon-doesn't-read-taglines dept.
In the ongoing controversy regarding the takeover of this site by the corn muffin, the Bacon Bloc have responded in kind, waging conflict within the fridge. At 13:30 UTC, a settlement was reached, and the site shall be renamed BaconNews. The staff remains under mind control, and could only go "grhhmmmmmm" in response to its new baconmuffin overlords. Effectively immediately, we are now "BaconNews" until a more permanent name can be decided upon by our savory overlords.
 
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  • (Score: 2) by tangomargarine on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:26PM

    by tangomargarine (667) on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:26PM (#24187)

    My thoughts exactly. Everybody likes bacon.

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