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NCommander
on Tuesday April 01 2014, @02:00PM
from the slowly-regaining-control-the-bacon-doesn't-read-taglines dept.
from the slowly-regaining-control-the-bacon-doesn't-read-taglines dept.
In the ongoing controversy regarding the takeover of this site by the corn muffin, the Bacon Bloc have responded in kind, waging conflict within the fridge. At 13:30 UTC, a settlement was reached, and the site shall be renamed BaconNews. The staff remains under mind control, and could only go "grhhmmmmmm" in response to its new baconmuffin overlords. Effectively immediately, we are now "BaconNews" until a more permanent name can be decided upon by our savory overlords.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 01 2014, @07:30PM
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