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posted by n1 on Sunday February 21 2016, @04:03AM   Printer-friendly
from the hear-to-help dept.

PeFacebook is rolling out a new feature across the UK to help users who feel suicidal.

The Suicide Prevention tool has been developed in connection with the Samaritans.

It aims to try and provide advice and support for those struggling to cope, as well as for their friends and family.

People can now report posts they are worried about in a more direct way.

Versions of the tool were launched in the US a year ago and in Australia in December.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35608276/facebook-adds-new-suicide-prevention-tool-in-the-uk


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  • (Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday February 21 2016, @07:48AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday February 21 2016, @07:48AM (#307679)

    Hi, I'm Likey, and I Like(TM) You!
    I've been reading Your messages, looking at Your pictures, and following You around on the internet thanks to Like(TM) buttons, and it seems to me that You are sad. We wouldn't Like(TM) to lose a valued user like You.
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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday February 21 2016, @08:45AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday February 21 2016, @08:45AM (#307686)

    Can't help but think that we have crossed over from Soylent to Brave New World, which is a much darker place. But we have always been at war with EastAsia.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday February 22 2016, @04:27AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Monday February 22 2016, @04:27AM (#308013)

      more like the B.I.O.N.I.C. phase of Pump Up The Volume

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday February 21 2016, @09:26AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday February 21 2016, @09:26AM (#307689)

    Exactly. Stasi was just the anti-depression department of the East Germany...

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday February 21 2016, @10:49AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday February 21 2016, @10:49AM (#307710)

    Sounds pretty "Ray Bradbury" to me.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday February 21 2016, @11:23AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday February 21 2016, @11:23AM (#307713)

    Perhaps Likey could be a bit more like Clippy.

    "It looks like you're trying to kill yourself. Would you like some help with that?"

    • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Sunday February 21 2016, @11:44AM

      by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Sunday February 21 2016, @11:44AM (#307722) Homepage Journal

      It's hard to tell which is worse, Likey or Clippy. I suspect that either one would make me MORE suicidal.

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