From the (boneheaded) editor: My apologies. I pooched this one in a way that is exceptional, even for me. I humbly beg your forgiveness. The line for torches is on the left, and pitchforks is on the right. Please, move on to the next story and don't waste any further time on this one.
Regards,
cmn32480
(Score: 5, Informative) by Hartree on Tuesday March 15 2016, @12:30PM
It's not even an actual story, it's a press release from an advocacy group.
Are we next going to start posting press releases from young earth creationism groups?
(Score: 3, Funny) by schad on Tuesday March 15 2016, @12:44PM
I kind of hope so. That would be hilarious.
(Score: 2) by The Archon V2.0 on Tuesday March 15 2016, @03:46PM
> Are we next going to start posting press releases from young earth creationism groups?
Not quite: https://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=16/02/09/0610228 [soylentnews.org]