From the (boneheaded) editor: My apologies. I pooched this one in a way that is exceptional, even for me. I humbly beg your forgiveness. The line for torches is on the left, and pitchforks is on the right. Please, move on to the next story and don't waste any further time on this one.
Regards,
cmn32480
(Score: 1) by modal-dialog on Tuesday March 15 2016, @04:38PM
The "article" is a redistributed GlobeNewswire press release from these guys:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weston_A._Price_Foundation [wikipedia.org]
Any asshole with $150 can write a press release that gets picked up by lazy sites like CNBC:
https://globenewswire.com/Home/Pricing [globenewswire.com]