From the (boneheaded) editor: My apologies. I pooched this one in a way that is exceptional, even for me. I humbly beg your forgiveness. The line for torches is on the left, and pitchforks is on the right. Please, move on to the next story and don't waste any further time on this one.
Regards,
cmn32480
(Score: 3, Insightful) by DeathMonkey on Wednesday March 16 2016, @04:51AM
I'm opposed to actual story retractions like this. The comments addressed the issues. Take the lumps, do better next time, but move on.
It'll be fun watching the Mighty Buzz's reaction to this, though.