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I invented something about a year ago, and have been tinkering with it most of the time since.
I abandoned it in November when I concluded that it could not possibly work. But in December I started taking imipramine for my depression.
At first only one other person knew about my invention. I discussed it with him a couple weeks ago: "Which is truth and which is delusion? Will my invention work or not?"
"It seems like a reasonable idea," he replied but even so I was unsure as he is not an expert in this area. He only had my own explanations to go on. However I decided I really had nothing better to do so I continued my development.
I made twenty grand in just the last week.
Starting a week or two from now I confidently expect to make ten grand per day.
I apologize, I really do, but the value of my invention depends on secrecy. If I were to explain it to you, it would be very easy for you to build one. I've often puzzled over why no one else has done this before, eventually to conclude that others already have it, but are keeping a very low profile.
I'm going to donate every last penny of my money to homeless shelters, rescue missions and soup kitchens.
Last October or so, a drop-dead gorgeous woman said to me "That's a really nice shirt you're wearing." My reply?
"I bought it because I sleep under a highway overpass. The dark red doesn't show the dirt."
(Score: 3, Insightful) by Nerdfest on Tuesday May 24 2016, @10:47PM
You seem like a good person, which is rare enough these days, but who is very up-front in dealing with problems of all kinds. I hope you become as rich as you deserve. I hope it makes up for the hard times you've been through.
(Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Tuesday May 24 2016, @11:44PM
I'm finding this a letter hard to accept.
It's going to be a little while before I have actual cash.
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Wednesday May 25 2016, @12:10AM
Just....
...no more blow.
Hookers maybe, once in a while, but NO MORE BLOW!!!! :)
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---
(Score: 3, Funny) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Wednesday May 25 2016, @04:54AM
It was too stimulating for me.
I'm seeing a real nice lady now, so maybe I'll have to cut down on the hookers.
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]