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Desperate, Dirty Millennials

Journal by takyon

(NSFW) http://www.vice.com/read/theres-now-a-porn-genre-about-how-broke-millennials-are-456

Vice, keeping a hand on the chest to feel the millennial pulse.

 

Reply to: intriguing.....

    (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 08 2016, @06:39AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 08 2016, @06:39AM (#356733)

    Instead of owning lavish estates they use to score blowjobs from broke girls, a third of millennials are living with mom and dad—the first instance in 130 years that choice is more likely than cohabiting with a partner.

    So it's official then? Obama is absolutely worse than Hoover, with hard numbers to prove it? They used to call them Hoovervilles, but this here is the Obamanation.

    And so as you, disheartened millennial living at your parents' house, wait for things to steady themselves in this era of stagnant wages and heightening rents, at least your folks have a fast enough internet connection to allow you to fantasize about the sexy situations you'd certainly have if you could afford to own your own place.

    I seriously wonder, between recession-induced poverty and the still-incurable AIDS epidemic, if the number of literal 40-year-old-virgins is on the rise.

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