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      Referring to the "Soylent" which is a startup that makes a nutritional powder and drink that are supposed to be able to replace meals, Quartz has posted this taste-evaluation article:

[...] As part of Silicon Valley's desire to disrupt everything about modern life -- whether it needs to be disrupted or not -- Soylent has become a popular company for venture capitalists to back and Valley types to be seen with. The company's newest drink, Soylent 2.0, was released last October, and costs $32 for 12 bottles. It has seen a marketing push of late, with advertisements appearing on Facebook, Instagram, and other internet properties that millennials and those that want to market to them tend to congregate.

        There are almost as many ingredients in Soylent as there are characters in Game of Thrones pic.twitter.com/sxyuAAOBxy
        - Mike Murphy (@mcwm) June 27, 2016

      The tech team at Quartz decided to try a bottle-live on Facebook-for the first time today. It's safe to say that most of us will likely continue to keep eating food, instead of drinking our meals. But in case you're so fed up with having to carry out that arduous task of taking time to purchase and masticate something a few times a day and are interested to know what Soylent tastes like, here are a few of the descriptions of its flavor that the team came up with in video, and after having the flavor linger for a little while:

        Wet cardboard
        Sand
        Water
        Glue
        The aftertaste of Cheerios cereal
        Licking stamps
        Stale cereal
        Old refrigerated oatmeal
        A taste of nothingness and awfulness
        Not food

 

Reply to: Re:I liked it

    (Score: 3, Funny) by JNCF on Tuesday July 26 2016, @10:21PM

    by JNCF (4317) on Tuesday July 26 2016, @10:21PM (#380474)

    Given your high reproduction rate and propensity for consuming highly efficient dystopian food-powders, the jdavidbites may turn out to be the strain of humanity that most rapidly settles the stars. Somebody should tell Elon Musk about you. I wonder how well your eyeballs hold up in low gravity...

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