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Journal by mcgrew

Mayor Waldo was eating his salad as he waited for the main course when he was summoned to Dome Hall for an emergency. His secretary insisted that he couldn't talk about it in public or on the phone.
        He paid for the meal, told the serverbot to keep his food warm when it was finished cooking, and returned to Dome Hall, muttering under his breath. He asked Willie Clark, his secretary, what was going on that was so important it would interrupt his lunch hour.
        “A body was found outside the dome, sir. We suspect murder.”
        Murder? There had been a lot of death in Mars’ hundred years of colonization, but until now there hadn’t been a single murder, at least that anyone had known about. There were no homicides on the planet’s surface, at least; in space the pirates would kill you the first chance they got. In space, only the Green-Osbourne Transportation Company’s security fleet kept things relatively calm.
        “Why do you suspect murder? There’s never been a murder on Mars.”
        “Until now. The body was found outside the dome and wasn’t wearing a suit.”
        “Maybe he was drunk and stumbled through the wrong door. I should talk to council members about assigning guards to the airlocks.”
        “No, sir. Impossible. The body was found a half kilometer from the nearest lock. If he’d simply walked through the airlock...”
        “Hmm, yes. He’d have died before he went two steps and probably would have died inside the lock. Who do you have investigating?”
        “Nobody yet, sir. The police chief called us right before we called you, looking for guidance. The coroner is examining the body and we expect her report in a week or two. The corpse had been out there a couple of days at least. Of course there was no decay, but the body was completely desiccated, freeze-dried, as would be expected.”
        “Do we know the cause of death? Was a dead body taken outside, or a live one out there to die?”
        “The coroner is still doing the examination, sir. We’ll let you know as soon as we know.”
        “Thanks, Willie. Have the police start an investigation, and have them get in touch with an Earthian police detective who has experience in solving homicides, and have our people get advice from him or her.”
        “Should we keep this secret? At least until we know more? The Chief thinks so.”
        “No, you’re not working for Wilcox any more, and I’m not anything like Wilcox was. That’s why we won in a landslide, people hated his secrecy. Set up a press conference for tomorrow morning.”
        “Yes, sir.”
        He went back and finished his lunch.

        Albert Morton was the electrician who had discovered the body. It had been the most horrible thing he had ever seen in his life, and it ate at him that there had been nothing about it on the news. Who had done this, and why? He decided to contact a newspaper the next morning. Tonight he was going to get drunk; he’d never seen anything so gruesome, and couldn’t get the awful scene out of his head.

        “Say, Ed, how’s being Mayor treating you? Lager?”
        “Hi, John. Yeah, and a shot, I don’t care what. Scotch, I guess. My job’s sure not very fun today, we’re almost certain that we have a murder on our hands.”
        “Murder? On Mars? Really?”
        “We can’t see how it could be anything else. He was found half a kilometer from the airlock without an environment suit.”
        “What killed him?”
        “We won’t know until the coroner’s report comes in. But it has to be murder, nothing else makes sense. How’s business?”
        “I just got mail from Dewey this morning. We captured five pirate vessels last week and got a nice big finder’s fee from the boats’ rightful owners. He and Charles are looking at some new propulsion systems that might be a lot more efficient than the ion engines we’re using now. That will both lower the shipper’s cost and increase our profits, maybe even more than when we went from fission generators to fusions. And there’s a lot more shipping since they found all those rare earths on Ceres.”
        “Your bar doesn’t seem to be doing all that good.”
        John snorted. “You know this is just a hobby, but still, it is turning a small profit. It doesn’t usually get too busy until later at night. My brewery is doing almost too good. It’s hard to grow enough ingredients to brew enough of it to supply the demand. I may have to buy another building to grow more hops and barley and other ingredients.”
        A man walked in. “Hi, Al,” the bartender said. “The usual?”
        “Not today, John. Really bad day, I’ll have nightmares tonight. A lager and a shot of that white lightning you make. God damn, I ran across a dead body at work today outside the dome, and it was someone I’d met a few times. The poor guy didn’t have a suit on. Not just no suit, he wasn’t wearing a stitch of clothing.”
        “Yeah, Ed here was telling me about it.”
        The mayor said “I hadn’t heard that. They only said he had no suit.”
        The electrician asked “Ed, why isn’t this in the news?”
        “Beats me, but I’m holding a press conference about it tomorrow. Wilcox would have tried to keep it secret, but that’s why he lost the election. Was it gruesome?”
        Al downed his shot, took a sip of beer, and said “You wouldn’t have wanted to be there. John, another shot, please. Make it a double.

        Sam Woodside was a reporter for the Martian Times, one of several dozen such newspapers in Mars’ many domes. Al Morton called him the next morning, a day after the discovery, with news of the dead body that he had found. The reporter asked the electrician “Who was he and how did he die?”
        “I don’t know, His first name was Bob, but I don’t know what his last name was. He was an electrician, too, but he usually worked the other side of the dome from me and I didn’t know him very well, I only met him a few times. His shop was short staffed so they assigned me on that side temporarily. You’ll have to ask the cops his full name and how he died. I talked to the mayor last night at Hooker’s, and they don’t know much yet.”
        “Hookers?”
        “Hooker’s Tavern, named after a musician who lived in the nineteen hundreds. John Knolls is a good friend of mine and owns the place.”
        They spoke for another fifteen minutes without Sam learning much.
        As he was beginning to dial the mayor’s office to get more information, another call came in. It was from his boss, who assigned him to a press conference the mayor had scheduled for the morning.
        Typical. He really wanted to write about the murder and here he had to attend a meaningless press conference. He wondered what it was about. “Probably something nobody would want to read about,” he thought.
        The news conference lasted a long time, even though little was yet known about the murder. The only clue had been the corpse itself, and it hadn’t yet yielded any answers. They would have to wait for the coroner, who had possession of the case’s only clue that had turned up so far.
        The mayor issued an executive order that all airlocks be guarded, and that no one would be allowed outside the dome alone. Martians had to be extra cautious about everything, since the environment outside the domes was so deadly. Safety was drilled into native-born Martians from birth.
        The mayor had of course been in contact with Dome Council members, all of whom were going to present a bill making the guards and the “nobody goes out alone” rule law. All had urged him to make the executive order, which would last until the council next met.
        Sam wrote the story, which was on the front page with an extra large headline: “GRUESOME MURDER OUTSIDE THE DOME” and in smaller type, “Police Have Few Clues, No Suspects”. Sam took what little information he had about the murder and skillfully stretched it to two full columns, most of which was the accounts of the electrician’s grieving friends and family, and some of it slightly redundant.
        The dome’s police contacted a homicide investigator on Earth, who chided the Martian for doing so little investigating. “Come on, man, get a warrant and search the victim’s home and workplace. It may have been for robbery, but there are a lot of things that cause murder. Find out who he associated with, if he was having any love affairs, who saw him last. Don’t wait for the coroner! What did the crime scene look like?”
        “Like there was a dust storm between when he was killed and when the body was found. If there were any footprints or wheel tracks or any other such evidence they were gone.”
        It seemed the newspaper had done more investigating than the police. The Martian took the Earthian policeman’s advice, but still came up with little, at least at first.

        “Hi, George, I was wondering if you were sick or something and didn’t go to work today, you always drop by for a beer on your way home.” John poured an ale for him.
        “I ran really late tonight, somebody stole my tools. At first I thought somebody might have grabbed my tool box by mistake, but I’m pretty sure they were stolen. Anyway, I had to fill out a ton of paperwork for the insurance.”
        “Sorry to hear that, the tools must be expensive.”
        “Yeah, they are. Brand new tools, state of the art stuff. I was working on two panels around a corner from each other, and I had my tool chest by one panel when I was working on the other one. I closed that panel up and went to finish the side where my tools were, and they were gone.
        “Like I was saying, at first I thought someone must have picked the tools up by mistake, but I noticed boot prints going away from the dome from where my tools had been. So when I got back in the dome and out of my suit I called the cops. I didn’t think anyone picked them up by mistake after seeing footprints leading away from the dome. The cops said it was possible that were taken by mistake, but I don’t think so. Talking to the cops took another hour.”
        A man in a policeman’s uniform came in, sat down, and ordered a shot of Bourbon and a wheat beer. “Rough week,” he told the bartender. “Murder a few days ago, probable theft today.”
        “Yeah, I heard.”
        The policeman looked at George. “Say, you’re the fellow whose tools are missing, aren’t you?”
        George answered in the affirmative and ordered another beer. Obviously a little distraught, he had drank the first one far faster than usual.
        The officer said “those boot prints you saw led to wheel tracks. We followed them for ten kilometers, and it looked like a space craft had landed and taken off. We think pirates have your tools.”
        George shook his head sadly. “Damned pirates, the tools are insured but it’ll take three weeks to get them replaced, and I won’t be able to work.”
        “That sucks, George. Need to run a tab until your new tools come?” the bartender asked.
        “Thanks, John, but I have enough cash and credit to make it until I can get new tools delivered.”
        The police officer finished his beer and shot and walked home, just as Mayor Waldo came in. “Hi, John. We had a theft today, give me the usual.”
        “Hi, Ed. Yeah, I heard,” he said, pouring the mayor a beer and the thirsty electrician a third beer.
        Ed sighed. “News travels fast.”
        John laughed. “Where would you go if your tools were stolen and you couldn’t work for weeks? You know George, don’t you?”
        “Yeah, hi George. Those were your tools?”
        “Yeah, it really sucks.”
        “Anything I can do? Or the dome can do?”
        George laughed. “Yeah, get a better football team, the Australians and Europeans always kick our asses!”
        Talk drifted off to sports for a while, and a thought came to John. “Ed,” he said, “Could the pirates have committed that murder?”
        “No, they would have taken him to their ship so they wouldn’t harm the suit. Everyone knows how valuable a suit is. They would have just dumped the body in space.”
        “You ought to dump those footballers in space,” George said dourly.
        The mayor and bartender laughed, and talk went back to sports as more people started trickling in.

        The next day the Chief of Police called the mayor with news of clues: the dead man’s tools and environment suit were missing. Did someone murder him for his suit and tools? It looked like that was the motive, although police were still investigating the victim’s associates. If they found that suit and those tools, they would likely find the murderer.
        Things seemed to be looking up. He usually only stopped by John’s bar when he’d had a bad day or a seemingly insoluble problem, but he decided to make an exception this time since his old friend Charlie Onehorse would be there. Charlie was the mayor of Dome Australia Two, about twenty kilometers from his dome. Old Charlie had been visiting on a trade mission.
        When he got off work, John’s bar was already filling up. “Ed!” came a voice from the gloom, as his eyes hadn’t yet adjusted, but he knew that voice.
        “Hey, Charlie! How did your deal go?”
        “Ace, even though those blokes aren’t drongos, but the deals always go well. Almost all of them, anyway. I heard your dome had a homicide?”
        “Yeah, it sure looks like the poor guy was murdered. Had some thefts, too, but one of them looks like pirates.”
        “Maybe it was pirates that killed that bloke,” Charlie said.
        “That’s what John said, but like I told him, they would have just carried him and his suit away and dumped the body in space.”
        “Yeah, you’re right, they would have. Damned pirates, I hope they leave my dome alone. Hey, John, get a grog for Ed, would you?” Just then a robot rolled up with Mayor Waldo’s beer.
        At the other end of the bar, John was talking to Al. Al had been telling him of the nightmarishly horrible discovery and how it was affecting him for the last few days, which he had mostly spent in the bar getting very drunk. “Al, I want you to meet a friend of mine,” John said as an attractive woman walked up. “Al, meet Tammy Winters.”
        “Hello, Ms. Winters.”
        “It’s doctor, but call me Tammy. John tells me you’re having some problems.”
        Al glared at John angrily. Tammy said “Look, Al, your reaction to what you’ve gone through is normal. Look, I have a friend who needs some new patients, could you help him out?” and handed him her colleague’s business card.
        “Well, I don’t know,” Al said, looking at the card. “What will it cost?”
        “Nothing, the government pays for it.”
        “Thanks, I will!”
        Tammy replied “John, are you going to pour me a beer or what?”

        Several days later the coroner's report came back, right before the mayor was due to go home, and Mayor Waldo was puzzled. The report said the victim had a stroke; a blood vessel in his brain had burst and he’d died instantly. But why was he out there naked?
        He decided to talk to John. John always had an answer when things got crazy.

        “Holy crap,” Sam said when he got the news. “Damn, the most sensational news in my career and it wasn’t. How can I spin this? The boss wants more papers sold!”
        He decided to focus on the mystery of the naked corpse.

        “And your cops can’t figure it out, either?” John asked.
        “No,” said Ed. “It’s still a mystery.”
        “Christ, Ed, it’s as plain as the nose on your face! Look, only a few days later George’s tools were stolen, and the police say it was pirates. It’s simple, Ed. They were waiting for a chance to steal the poor guy’s expensive tools and he collapsed. So they not only stole his tools, but his environment suit and clothing as well. Why didn’t you guys see that?”
        Ed scratched his head. “I don’t know, but it makes sense. I’ll talk to the police chief about it tomorrow.” Just then George entered.
        “John!” he yelled. “Drinks for everybody! WOO HOO!”
        “What happened?” Ed asked.
        “John’s army!”
        “John’s army?”
        “It isn’t my army,” John said. “More Dewey’s than anyone’s, I only hold maybe fifteen percent of Green-Osbourne.”
        George said “I can’t thank you enough, John.”
        “George, I didn’t do anything, there wasn’t anything I could do,” John replied. “We capture pirates all the time. It earns us a lot of cash and makes shipping easier for everybody, including our competition. You just got lucky.”
        “I don’t care, I’m still grateful. They said I’d have my tools back the day after tomorrow.
        “Oh, and Ed—they found Bob’s suit and tools when they found my tools.”
        John grinned. “See?”

        After the Mayor’s press conference the next morning, Sam cursed. How could he spin this one without looking like a damned fool?

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  • (Score: 2) by mcgrew on Wednesday August 24 2016, @03:28PM

    by mcgrew (701) <publish@mcgrewbooks.com> on Wednesday August 24 2016, @03:28PM (#392604) Homepage Journal

    My dad was an electrical lineman, and I worried that his job would kill him his whole career. It finally killed him two decades after he retired, from liver cancer caused by PCBs they used for transformer oil back in the day. "We oiled our tools with that shit," he told me. As to getting cocky, I never saw that among him or any of the men he worked with. Indoor wiremen may be different.

    It seems like it wouldn't be easy to be electrocuted wearing a space suit, as the suit would be insulation. Like was mentioned in the story if he'd taken his suit, or even part of it off he wouldn't have been conscious long at all, and since they found him naked the burns would have been obvious to anyone (my dad saw men being cooked).

    As to if I think things will turn out like I imagine them, I'm about 100% sure they won't, because nobody gets the future right. If you read Yesterday's Tomorrows you'll see all sorts of obsolescence in the stories, from photographic film to telephone booths. Hugo Gernsback's Fifty Years from Now had Star Trek-like matter transporters in 1976. I just finished Vachel Linsay's surreal The Golden Book of Springfield, written between 1904 and 1919. Airplane pilots are still called "aviators" in his 2918, there are still few automobiles and plenty of horses and blacksmiths.

    Nobody else has ever managed to predict the future, I see no reason to believe my vision of the future will be any more accurate. It's just fun to dream and write.

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    Poe's Law [nooze.org] has nothing to do with Edgar Allen Poetry
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