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Journal by NotSanguine
Donny Hairboy takes the number one spot, as if anyone really thought he wouldn't.
Then again, this isn't anything new.
At the same time, there are those who would disagree with that sentiment.
But it just goes to show that, in fact, practice makes perfect.
That's not to say that others shouldn't get honorable mentions, but Donny is the undisputed king.
Long Live The King!
Donald Trump Is The Hands-down Winner!!!
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Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
(Score: 4, Insightful) by VLM on Wednesday September 28 2016, @02:52PM
Long Live The King!
His proper title is God Emperor.
Remember this election is memetic from top to bottom and this is a meme in the fight.
1) The NRX people prefer a monarchy anyway, shout out to my overly academic NRX homies
2) The centipedes on reddit and the /pol/ people want to see themselves as Herbertian Dune Fedaykin, nice nerdy dune book series reference. Also lets face it, if lefties keep physically beating up people at Trump rallies, the population is going to rally behind a newly formed group of attractive strong white men wearing brown shirts and carrying crysknives, not to mix too many metaphors. And quite a few of the future brownshirts are going to be centipedes and /pol/ guys putting on their stillsuits for the first time and coming out of moms basement. Hopefully it won't come to this, but if it does, then I hope the Fedaykin win. Good for them.
3) God triggers the progs, imperialism triggers the progs, Trump himself triggers the progs, its just SJW hamsters exploding forever into eternity.
4) The single party globalist neocon aristocracy which we've been stuck with for some decades is extremely butthurt that this dude is invading the cool kids territory and isn't following the standard playbook, how dare he be declared anything but a failed candidate, etc. The former aristocracy is triggered by recognizing the new aristocracy while the cockroach like neocons scatter out of the light.
5) back before bernie got the nomination stolen from him, back when hillary was dying of parkinsons on stage, referencing a fictional character than lived and reigned for 3000 years triggered them pretty well. Hillary won't make it thru a 9/11 ceremony but the God Emperor will reign for 3000 years, etc etc.
6) Listen carefully to him, he's building a cult of personality like Reagan. Mark my words in 20 years there's gonna be people calling for the God Emperor to be added to Mt Rushmore just like Reagan.
As a memetic warfare weapon, as a minor spell of meme magic, its pretty effective.
On a larger scale, the election is pretty crazy watching 2010s era meme wizards crushing a bunch of legacy hippies who think politics and mass media stopped evolving around the 60s riots. Like watching horse cavalry trying to storm machine gun positions. Even from the winning side, its farcical tragic.
Long live the God Emperor!
(Score: 2) by Yog-Yogguth on Tuesday October 04 2016, @08:44AM
Awesome post! :D
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