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Journal by NotSanguine
It's not Russia that's trying to impact our elections, it's our evil neighbor to the north!
Those hosers have launched a propaganda campaign designed to confuse and demoralize Americans in advance of the election.
Couched in condescending terms as a "love note" to Americans, Canadians tell lies, make unsubstantiated claims and generally try to blow smoke up our asses.
We suck donkey balls and anyone who says differently is either a Clinton shill or one of her many secret hit squads have abducted family members and threatened them if they don't toe the line.
Okay, maybe that's just a *little* hyperbolic. Actually, I think the ad campaign is kind of sweet.
It's Not Russia This Time. Blame Canada!
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Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
(Score: 2) by NotSanguine on Sunday October 23 2016, @07:37AM
Exactly. Because the US is in ruins.
We are owned, lock, stock and barrel by the Chinese.
No one can find a job. Ever.
Our cities and towns are hotbeds for criminal activity by illegal immigrants and muslim terrorists.
We are routinely abused and laughed at be every single world leader, because our country only has morons who are easily manipulated and controlled by the likes of Putin, Assad, Merkel, Erdogan, China, Iran, North Korea and every other country on the planet.
In fact, we're so weak and failing so badly that there's a UN betting pool about when we're going to go belly up. The average prediction is that we're going to collapse 18 months after Clinton is elected.
We are so fucked. We're going down. Pretty soon, we'll be so poor that anybody will be able to walk down the streets, point at one of our women, flip her a quarter and she's his for the next two hours.
Those fucking Canadians just want to take what little stuff we have left. Don't forget, they're part of "the worst trade deal in history" too! They've been living high on the hog by taking our jobs and making us clean up after them.
Those hosers are just licking their chops, waiting for Hillary to swoop in and start sending the 81st Airborne to your house to take your dishes, flatware and mattress pads, and delivering them to the Canadians!
Or could it be that they are horrified by the thought of a misogynistic, hateful man-child running the government of their closest ally?
Nah! Everyone is against us because we're just so fucking wonderful Which is why our country is such a mess, right?
No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. --Niels Bohr