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The New Hampshire Supreme Court recently struck down a law that restricts potentially offensive vanity license plates. According to Seacoast Online:
In a unanimous decision, the state Supreme Court agreed with the arguments of David Montenegro, who wanted the vanity plate reading "COPSLIE" to protest what he calls government corruption.
State law prohibits vanity plates that "a reasonable person would find offensive to good taste." But the New Hampshire Civil Liberties Union argued that the law is unconstitutionally vague and gives too much discretion to a person behind a Department of Motor Vehicles counter.
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(Score: 5, Informative) by tynin on Friday May 09 2014, @11:26AM
Here you go. [huffingtonpost.com]
(Score: 2) by mrcoolbp on Friday May 09 2014, @12:26PM
Thanks. I'll fixt the summary.
(Score:1^½, Radical)
(Score: 4, Funny) by oodaloop on Friday May 09 2014, @12:42PM
"I'll fixt the summary."
The ironing is delicious.
Many Bothans died to bring you this comment.
(Score: 2) by mrcoolbp on Friday May 09 2014, @12:48PM
Well played sir. I was more careful with my edit. Wanted to focus on that.
*mrcoolbp goes to get more coffee*
(Score:1^½, Radical)
(Score: 2) by Hairyfeet on Friday May 09 2014, @05:11PM
I have to say this is one of the reasons I have pretty much abandoned Slash for here, if an admin would have made a mistake like that on Slash the grammar nazis would have turned the entire thread into nothing but a giant pedantic grammar black hole, here somebody just makes a funny and moves on.
As for TFA? I don't see why vanity plates should be a big deal at all honestly. Oh I know WHY the states have 'em, its so they can charge more money every year so some vain douchebag can have "big rod" or some such on his Z28 but from a purely logical standpoint they really make no sense. I mean how many times have you actually noticed anybody's license plate without them specifically pointing it out? I have passed the same 7 vehicles leaving my apt every single day since 2007, do any of them have vanity plates? Hell if I know, all I can tell you is there are 3 Rangers, a Mazda, a couple Chevys and a black GMC, their plates could spell out "old Hairyfeet sucks like WinME" for all I'd know. Unless you put neon lights or some other "look at me! LOOK AT ME!!" to draw folks attention to the plate I bet 99.95% of the people out there will never know you even have a vanity plate, much less whether it says something naughty.
ACs are never seen so don't bother. Always ready to show SJWs for the racists they are.
(Score: 2) by NCommander on Friday May 09 2014, @07:43PM
I think a lot of it is we're much more willing to edit the articles; I can count the number of times on one hand I saw articles editing at the other site.
As for vanity plates, I've never owned one per say (and I'm not sure if I'll get one when I buy a truck), but when I lived in Oregon, I dropped the $20 dollars (one-time fee) for the Crater Lake [oregon.gov] plates, since I consider the stock tree to be kinda ugly (YMMV); I have to say the $20 dollars I spent gave me a LOT of satisfaction for money paid; I was quite sad when they got replaced with stock Florida ones when I leased my car to a friend.
(and yeah, I doubletook when I saw this article; I'm on VAC from yesterday to Sat, so I didn't even see this on the hopper. Just enjoying the view and life from the Empire Builder, crossing the United States by rail).
Still always moving
(Score: 2) by Reziac on Saturday May 10 2014, @04:32AM
Aw geez, I'm jealous. I love trains. Mostly I get to see the outside of freight trains.
As to custom plates, the obvious is just "SOYLENT" of course!
And there is no Alkibiades to come back and save us from ourselves.
(Score: 2) by Reziac on Saturday May 10 2014, @04:38AM
I read license plates, custom or not. But I'm a compulsive reader of anything in sight. Cereal boxes. Toilet paper labels. Hairy's posts. ;)
And they're frequently amusing... my local fave is a sports car with "NOWHERE" on the plate, which could reference the middle of nowhere (Montana) or going nowhere fast.
My fave in Los Angeles was one I managed to be behind during rush hour several times (not even at the same time of day, but always in the same area) -- and it was a chance plate, as I knew cuz I'd seen others in the sequence, and they don't issue vanities that could confuse the existing sequences. It read: "2SPY007"
And one day I saw actor Thom Bray on the freeway. You might remember him as the geek in RIPTIDE, which aired immediately after THE A-TEAM. What did his plate read? "B-TEAM"
And there is no Alkibiades to come back and save us from ourselves.
(Score: 2, Informative) by karmawhore on Friday May 09 2014, @11:27AM
Just looked up the rules, and here are the high points:
- Up to 7 characters
- No spaces
- You can use -, &, and + (but not two of them in a row)
=kw= lurkin' to please
(Score: 4, Funny) by Open4D on Friday May 09 2014, @12:55PM
- Must not contain your username
- Must have at least 1 each of upper and lower case characters
- Must be changed every 6 weeks
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 09 2014, @02:19PM
So you don't change your license plate every six weeks? ;-)
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 09 2014, @07:07PM
Then he's obviously not a Mexican. Oh wait, you said every six weeks, not every day.
(Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Friday May 09 2014, @09:07PM
RACIST HATE SPEECH! BAN HIM FOR LIFE!
Filter Error: Shut the fuck up, you loud asshole!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 09 2014, @11:41PM
Seriously, I found your journal post amusing and truthful. We have Mexican neighbors who work hard and limit their households to single 'American'-size families and nice cars. In fact, comparing our properties, I'd say we're the Mexicans of the neighborhood and we're just about the only white people left.
On the other hand, being in a farming area, we have a shitton of Mexicans everywhere who do things like swap license plates; their kids are the ones who comprise the local gangs (whose graffiti is mostly lazy scribbles) and get shot in the back when they run away from robbing a local shoe store.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 09 2014, @11:27AM
FCKBETA?
Let's just hope the lameness filter is satisfied by this additional line.
(Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Friday May 09 2014, @12:09PM
BIGDICK -- hee hee,
*TROLL* -- haw haw,
FUKFEDS -- ho ho,
DHSNAZI -- hoo hoo,
DEADFBI -- hur hur,
BOMBNSA -- wuh woh,
STOPNSA -- little better,
NO*BAMA -- RACIST HATE SPEECH!
(Score: 3, Interesting) by mendax on Friday May 09 2014, @12:47PM
It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.
(Score: 2) by mhajicek on Friday May 09 2014, @05:18PM
Saw a little red Toyota sports car with A-WING. It did kinda look like it.
The spacelike surfaces of time foliations can have a cusp at the surface of discontinuity. - P. Hajicek
(Score: 2) by Woods on Friday May 09 2014, @06:48PM
My friend had a blue Smart Car, plate read "Maxwell".
(Score: 2) by mhajicek on Saturday May 10 2014, @03:32AM
Did he build a cell phone into his shoe?
The spacelike surfaces of time foliations can have a cusp at the surface of discontinuity. - P. Hajicek
(Score: 2) by Woods on Sunday May 11 2014, @03:38PM
She, and no. I believe it was actually her parents vehicle that they gave to her. I do not remember the specifics, but she never once made a Get Smart reference.
(Score: 2) by Reziac on Saturday May 10 2014, @04:45AM
One that looks more like it, owned and customized by a friend of mine:
http://www.swtorstrategies.com/2013/12/star-wars-c ar-becomes-internet-sensation.html [swtorstrategies.com]
(It used to have its own website, but I didn't find that offhand)
And there is no Alkibiades to come back and save us from ourselves.
(Score: 2) by tynin on Friday May 09 2014, @03:22PM
Back in the late 90's I used to see a local guy with a licence plate that said:
NODONUT
(Score: 1) by SpockLogic on Friday May 09 2014, @07:43PM
"Back in the late 90's I used to see a local guy with a licence plate that said:
NODONUT"
Did it belong to a thin cop?
Overreacting is one thing, sticking your head up your ass hoping the problem goes away is another - edIII
(Score: 2) by bob_super on Friday May 09 2014, @04:44PM
Not offensive, but my favorite: My friend has a VW beetle with the license FEATURE. She transferred it from an old beetle to a new one. There's a pic of the old one somewhere online, taken in her parking lot at work.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 09 2014, @05:50PM
If it could be more letters, would it continue ..."not a bug"?
(Score: 2) by GlennC on Friday May 09 2014, @12:53PM
So when can we expect to submit suggestions for a vote for the staff license plates? </snark>
Sorry folks...the world is bigger and more varied than you want it to be. Deal with it.
(Score: 4, Insightful) by tibman on Friday May 09 2014, @01:25PM
Yes, of course you can. You didn't get the email? No worry, it's easy to send your submission in anyways. Just write down your submission and surround it with hashtags. Now rate your submission from 1-9, 1 being most desirable and 9 being least undesirable. Surround your rating with angle brackets. Then surround the line with mustaches. Example {#EZV0T3#[5]}
PS: Please purchase the vanity plate before submission to prevent squatters : )
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(Score: 2) by Woods on Friday May 09 2014, @06:51PM
You are causing me to have nightmares, man... PTSD is kicking in! YAHOO MAAAIIIIILLL!!!
(Score: 3, Insightful) by mrcoolbp on Friday May 09 2014, @12:54PM
Well it appears this Montenego character (or "human" as he legally changed his name to) just painted a not-insignificant bullseye on his vehicle. Have fun with that one.
(Score:1^½, Radical)
(Score: 1) by AndyTheAbsurd on Friday May 09 2014, @02:32PM
Hopefully NH's wiretapping laws don't apply to public situations, and he can hide various cameras/microphones around his car to prove what his license plate says.
Please note my username before responding. You may have been trolled.
(Score: 1) by bill_mcgonigle on Saturday May 10 2014, @06:17AM
Hopefully NH's wiretapping laws don't apply to public situations
Currently a matter working through the courts. I may or may not have instigated one of those cases. ;)
(Score: 4, Interesting) by SuddenOutbreak on Friday May 09 2014, @12:55PM
I can't help but think that "Cops Lie" on your license plate is just asking to get pulled over on a regular basis.
Just like how an excess or certain bumper stickers can get your car vandalized (as can license plates proclaiming your favorite sports team), telling off the cops as you're driving around town is just your little way of being sure to rack up plenty of "improper lane usage" and "too fast for condition" tickets, and whatever 'judgement calls' he can get.
Let's hope that he has lots of free time, and a jurisdiction that records everything.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 09 2014, @06:15PM
Let's hope some day we all live in a place where voicing displeasure -- even on a license plate -- does not create excess harm and violence to befall you at the whim of the government.
(Score: 4, Funny) by umafuckitt on Friday May 09 2014, @01:02PM
When I first came to the US I got conned by a curbsider into spending $2.5k for a car that must have been worth closer to $1k. The thing was crap but I kinda liked it. So I bought it "CRAP CAR". I was very surprised to be allowed to have the plate. It was lot of fun, people would always be photographing the car from behind at stop lights. It really made having a rubbish car well worthwhile.
(Score: 2) by Angry Jesus on Friday May 09 2014, @02:16PM
I suggest "NONE" - so that anytime someone tries to record your license plate it will look like your car had no plates.
Or maybe something like "88B83E38" in order to make it confusing to read (anyone have a statistical analysis of what characters have the highest error rate by OCR / ANPR systems?)
(Score: 2, Interesting) by AndyTheAbsurd on Friday May 09 2014, @02:35PM
Years ago, someone in the part of the upstate NY that I lived in has "MWMWMWMW" as their vanity plate (on a white BMW or other relatively high-end car, IIRC). This was before the days of automated plate readers being common, so I'm guessing that they just did it so that cops would have a hard time getting it correct on tickets...in which case it probably would have been better to randomize the order rather than just alternate Ms and Ws.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 09 2014, @03:42PM
hmm deceased may work also? Or if they use web forms & or /html to get the ones who do not sanitize their data...
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 09 2014, @04:13PM
http://xkcd.com/1105/ [xkcd.com]
(Score: 2) by bob_super on Friday May 09 2014, @05:08PM
DEV/NULL
Because "drop table" wouldn't fit
(Score: 5, Informative) by wonkey_monkey on Friday May 09 2014, @02:35PM
The headline is practically entirely unrelated to the content of the summary.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk
(Score: 2) by skullz on Friday May 09 2014, @02:54PM
The headline is practically entirely unrelated to the content of the summary.
At least we are being consistent.
(Score: 2) by Woods on Friday May 09 2014, @06:57PM
I believe the idea is for us, the community, to come up with vanity plate options. I could not think of any though.
(Score: 2) by Reziac on Saturday May 10 2014, @04:47AM
SOYLENT, obviously!
And there is no Alkibiades to come back and save us from ourselves.
(Score: 2) by Woods on Sunday May 11 2014, @03:37PM
Sadly, it is already taken.
(Score: 2) by Reziac on Sunday May 11 2014, @04:12PM
Well, see? Proves it's a popular name! ;)
And there is no Alkibiades to come back and save us from ourselves.