The answer, strangely, is not "Chuck Norris":
Two recent publications suggest that life, in the form of ancient, simple organisms called methanogens, could survive the harsh conditions found near the surface of Mars, and deep in its soils. Using methanogens to test for survivability is particularly relevant because scientists have detected their byproduct, methane, in the Martian atmosphere. On Earth, methane is strongly associated with organic matter, though there are non-organic sources of the gas, including volcanic eruptions.
Scientists aren't yet sure what the presence of Martian methane means. But one possibility is that tenacious life flourishes on Mars despite the rocky soil, thin atmosphere and scarcity of liquid water.
"We consider methanogens ideal candidates for possible life on Mars because they are anaerobic, and non-photosynthetic, meaning that they could exist in the subsurface," said Rebecca Mickol, a Ph.D. candidate at the Arkansas Center for Space and Planetary Science. "Just a few millimeters of Martian regolith is enough to protect the organisms from the dangerous UV and cosmic radiation that hits the surface. Additionally, methane has been detected in the Martian atmosphere, via multiple space-based and ground-based sources, including the Martian rover, Curiosity. Although these findings are still controversial, the presence of methane on Mars is particularly exciting because most methane on Earth is biological in origin."
(Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 03 2017, @03:37PM (3 children)
... survived on Mars for over a year!
(Score: 1, Offtopic) by isostatic on Friday March 03 2017, @04:48PM (1 child)
Ahh, you must be a Thermian
(Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 03 2017, @05:56PM
termites, or dalmations! I dunno, I was hung over.
(Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 03 2017, @07:46PM
I bet Chuck Norris could survive two.
(Score: 2) by stretch611 on Friday March 03 2017, @03:52PM
Buggalo can survive on Mars.
http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Buggalo [wikia.com]
Now with 5 covid vaccine shots/boosters altering my DNA :P
(Score: 4, Interesting) by khallow on Friday March 03 2017, @03:54PM (4 children)
I seem to recall that some Earth-side bacteria live off of this process. I think it would be amusing here if the actual sign of life on Mars is not that methane is being released, but rather that too little methane is being released.
(Score: 2) by bob_super on Friday March 03 2017, @06:03PM (2 children)
Shhh... Someone needed to publish for a grant renewal, so they took the old "there's methane on Mars" data, and matched it to a Goodle search for "stuff which lives off methane".
It's an easy parlor trick, since the media bites on every story with "Life on Mars" in the title...
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 03 2017, @06:13PM (1 child)
Oh those silly elitist researchers, doing science for the lulz and the phat stackz.
What is WRONG with you people?
(Score: 2, Insightful) by khallow on Friday March 03 2017, @07:05PM
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 03 2017, @06:31PM
Heh, that would be amusing but I don't see how they can tell there is too little methane without getting some boots on the ground. Satellites and rovers are only so useful.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 03 2017, @04:54PM (1 child)
What's the big deal, I also release methane. A planet does it and everybody goes, "Oh Wow! That's special!". When I do it everybody calls me dirty slob and walks out.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Friday March 03 2017, @06:38PM
It's more the hydrogen sulphide they object to, is my guess :D
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 03 2017, @08:30PM (1 child)
I'll fucking go myself and show you bunch of pussies that grit and determination and the will to succeed overcome your bullshit weak-man excuses. Someone stop me, I'm going there right now, someone stop me.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 03 2017, @09:36PM
tell trump, he'll grab it and we'll get funding for it!
(Score: 3, Touché) by el_oscuro on Saturday March 04 2017, @02:21AM
Could Mars survive Chuck Norris?
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