[Image redacted. There was a permissions issue -- the story was updated to include an image not in keeping with the editorial policy of this site. The party responsible has had their privileges rescinded. And, kudos to the community... They took this lemon, ran with it, and started a whole franchise of lemonade stands with a veritable cornucopia of insightful, witty, and self-deprecating comments! --martyb]
(Score: 5, Insightful) by DBCubix on Monday March 20 2017, @04:15PM (32 children)
Saved for a future insightful comment.
(Score: 3, Interesting) by driven on Monday March 20 2017, @04:17PM (19 children)
Modded insightful for said insightful comment.
(Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @04:19PM (18 children)
Saved for AC "worthless" comment.
(Score: 2, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @04:22PM (17 children)
Saved for future obvious rebuttal comment.
(Score: 1) by charon on Monday March 20 2017, @05:36PM (11 children)
(Score: 2) by DECbot on Monday March 20 2017, @05:42PM (6 children)
Saved for the sharped tounge, ad hominem, strawman rebuttal.
cats~$ sudo chown -R us /home/base
(Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @06:33PM (5 children)
Saved for offtopic obvious troll comment that will eventually be modded to -1.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @07:34PM (4 children)
Saved for, Ah Screw it.
(Score: 4, Funny) by zafiro17 on Monday March 20 2017, @08:33PM (3 children)
Saved for long-ass diatribe about how the Green Site never would have posted something like this, or about how they had this first, or about how it doesn't matter when the Green Site posted it because this is more about horrific-looking kneecap photoshop COMMUNITY and if you don't like it then you can just fark off back to the Green Site but I'm staying here because images like this one show the importance of citizen journalism and community circle-jerking and that's why everyone should commit some money voluntarily even though I haven't but I'm going to try to sound higher than thou about the whole thing even though secretly I'm hoping we hit the $3000 threshold just before I have to get out my wallet and contribute, even though I never did anything similar for the Green Site, which doesn't matter because soylent is people and also news, just not this post which isn't really news at all but rather a reminder about how advancing metaphors in communication allow us to make this a meta-comment about community news sites in general, something the farking Green Site Never .. Would .. Have .. Permitted. Boo ya.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis - Jack Handey
(Score: 4, Informative) by DECbot on Monday March 20 2017, @08:39PM (2 children)
Fuck Beta!
cats~$ sudo chown -R us /home/base
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Tuesday March 21 2017, @01:27AM (1 child)
Saved for fucking Beta.
"She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale."
"SAY NO MORE!!"
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 21 2017, @01:38PM
Saved for complaining about "Fuck Beta" post, noting that they are so terribly outdated.
(Score: 4, Informative) by DeathMonkey on Monday March 20 2017, @05:46PM (3 children)
Just doing my part to make this the most highly-commented article of the week!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @07:46PM (2 children)
Screw the week, we need to make this the most highly commented article EVER.
1000 COMMENTS, HERE WE COME!
(Score: 2) by jmorris on Monday March 20 2017, @07:51PM (1 child)
But in keeping with this being the "Seinfeld" thread about nothing, keep em all tweet size.
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Tuesday March 21 2017, @01:28AM
My hands are too small.
And orange. :(
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @07:30PM (4 children)
Saved for future Soylent drinking game comment. Everybody save a drink!
(Score: 2, Funny) by khallow on Monday March 20 2017, @07:37PM (3 children)
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @07:54PM (1 child)
Is obvious
(Score: 2) by FatPhil on Tuesday March 21 2017, @09:28AM
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people; the smallest discuss themselves
(Score: 3, Funny) by bob_super on Monday March 20 2017, @08:15PM
*drinks*
(Score: 3, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @04:19PM (9 children)
Saved for future comment with witty retort.
(Score: 2) by Marand on Monday March 20 2017, @06:22PM (1 child)
Saved for future flamebait reply laden with generous use of the word "fuck".
(Score: 2) by FatPhil on Tuesday March 21 2017, @09:32AM
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people; the smallest discuss themselves
(Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Monday March 20 2017, @07:20PM (6 children)
Saved for obligatory xkcd link.
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
(Score: 1) by khallow on Monday March 20 2017, @07:31PM (4 children)
(Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Monday March 20 2017, @07:47PM (3 children)
Maybe this [xkcd.com] is more on-topic. :-)
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
(Score: 1) by khallow on Monday March 20 2017, @07:59PM (2 children)
(Score: 2, Informative) by khallow on Monday March 20 2017, @08:01PM (1 child)
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Tuesday March 21 2017, @01:31AM
And by 5 minutes older, he means he wishes my son would FECKING SLEEP!
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---
(Score: 2) by Pino P on Monday March 20 2017, @08:14PM
Sorry, wrong stick figure comic. The story currently has a picture taken from the last panel of this Cyanide and Happiness strip [explosm.net].
(Score: 2) by Lagg on Monday March 20 2017, @05:52PM (1 child)
This post and resulting score should be archived for later reference by mankind. Also is it topical if we talk about the non-topical post posted by the topicer-in-chief.
http://lagg.me [lagg.me] 🗿
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 21 2017, @01:43PM
We've still got the chance to get it into the Hall of Fame. [soylentnews.org]