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(Score: 2) by Subsentient on Monday March 20 2017, @07:21PM (8 children)
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
(Score: 2) by VLM on Monday March 20 2017, @07:32PM (3 children)
No, its not Trump's fault.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @07:35PM
Hey, I understood that sentence! Your aides must be making some serious progress. I can see the next story now: "VLM learns to tie his shoes!"
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @09:28PM (1 child)
Fake news, alternative facts, and stuff I made up and put on twitter. Who am I?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 21 2017, @12:04AM
Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @07:33PM
A quick how-to guide for aspiring actors that will need to play the roles of successful autistic savants? If they're lucky they can just be like Ben Affleck, let a little kid do the autistic wailing and he can just play the socially awkward super soldier.
(Score: 1) by khallow on Monday March 20 2017, @07:35PM (1 child)
(Score: 2) by Pino P on Monday March 20 2017, @08:24PM
Your cheese supply was moved to another depot. Several authors have written about how various groups of rodents and Lilliputian lab assistants have dealt with similar events in fictional Rat Park replication attempts: "Who Moved My Cheese?" by Spencer Johnson, "Who Cut the Cheese?" by Stilton Jarlsberg, "Who Cut the Cheese?" by Mason Brown, "Who Stole My Cheese?" by Ilene Hochberg, and "I Moved Your Cheese" by Deepak Malhotra.
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Tuesday March 21 2017, @01:47AM
I saw that porno too!
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