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posted by martyb on Monday March 20 2017, @04:00PM   Printer-friendly
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[Image redacted. There was a permissions issue -- the story was updated to include an image not in keeping with the editorial policy of this site. The party responsible has had their privileges rescinded. And, kudos to the community... They took this lemon, ran with it, and started a whole franchise of lemonade stands with a veritable cornucopia of insightful, witty, and self-deprecating comments! --martyb]

 
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  • (Score: 2) by Subsentient on Monday March 20 2017, @07:21PM (8 children)

    by Subsentient (1111) on Monday March 20 2017, @07:21PM (#481694) Homepage Journal
    *gurgling noises and wailing*
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  • (Score: 2) by VLM on Monday March 20 2017, @07:32PM (3 children)

    by VLM (445) Subscriber Badge on Monday March 20 2017, @07:32PM (#481702)

    No, its not Trump's fault.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @07:35PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @07:35PM (#481707)

      Hey, I understood that sentence! Your aides must be making some serious progress. I can see the next story now: "VLM learns to tie his shoes!"

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @09:28PM (1 child)

      by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @09:28PM (#481789)

      Fake news, alternative facts, and stuff I made up and put on twitter. Who am I?

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 21 2017, @12:04AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 21 2017, @12:04AM (#481868)

        Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @07:33PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 20 2017, @07:33PM (#481703)

    A quick how-to guide for aspiring actors that will need to play the roles of successful autistic savants? If they're lucky they can just be like Ben Affleck, let a little kid do the autistic wailing and he can just play the socially awkward super soldier.

  • (Score: 1) by khallow on Monday March 20 2017, @07:35PM (1 child)

    by khallow (3766) Subscriber Badge on Monday March 20 2017, @07:35PM (#481706) Journal
    Dear NC: I keep pressing the pellet dispenser lever bar, but pellets aren't dispensing. plzfixkthxbye.
    • (Score: 2) by Pino P on Monday March 20 2017, @08:24PM

      by Pino P (4721) on Monday March 20 2017, @08:24PM (#481743) Journal

      Your cheese supply was moved to another depot. Several authors have written about how various groups of rodents and Lilliputian lab assistants have dealt with similar events in fictional Rat Park replication attempts: "Who Moved My Cheese?" by Spencer Johnson, "Who Cut the Cheese?" by Stilton Jarlsberg, "Who Cut the Cheese?" by Mason Brown, "Who Stole My Cheese?" by Ilene Hochberg, and "I Moved Your Cheese" by Deepak Malhotra.

  • (Score: 2) by Gaaark on Tuesday March 21 2017, @01:47AM

    by Gaaark (41) on Tuesday March 21 2017, @01:47AM (#481913) Journal

    I saw that porno too!

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