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Dentist Accused of Extracting Teeth While Riding Hoverboard

posted by on Wednesday April 26 2017, @03:11PM   Printer-friendly
from the band-name-of-the-week dept.

takyon writes:

An Alaska dentist, Seth Lookhart, is being prosecuted on 17 counts of fraud and "unlawful dental acts." It's one of these alleged dental acts — Count XI — that has moved me.

Court papers filed this week say in or around July 2016, Lookhart "performed a dental extraction procedure on a sedated patient while riding a hoverboard and filmed the procedure and distributed the film to persons outside his dental practice."

[...] What if his hoverboard skills weren't perfect? What if he'd slipped at the vital moment as his tools were gripped around the patient's teeth? Please forgive me if I also mention that hoverboards have been known to explode and catch fire.

Source: https://www.cnet.com/news/dentist-accused-of-extracting-teeth-while-riding-hoverboard-alaska/

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  • (Score: 3, Touché) by deadstick on Wednesday April 26 2017, @04:29PM (1 child)

    by deadstick (5110) on Wednesday April 26 2017, @04:29PM (#500137)

    although seeing how the patient could have said "no" and walked away

    You mean the sedated patient?

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  • (Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 26 2017, @04:46PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 26 2017, @04:46PM (#500145)

    Of course! Any good Randian bootstrapper is capable of negotiation in his sleep! Literally! You mean you can't negotiate while sedated? Are you some kind of untermensch?