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The Secrets of a Hit Summer Song

posted by martyb on Sunday July 09 2017, @06:58PM   Printer-friendly
from the bam!-bam!-I'm-a-lamb! dept.

cafebabe writes:

On a slow news day, the BBC "reports" some rules about a summer hit tune. In summary:

  1. It has to be simple.
  2. It should make you feel like you're on holiday.
  3. Novelty is everything.
  4. Radio-friendly songs make bigger hits.
  5. It should be released before the summer.
  6. But it should have the word "summer" in the title.

If simplicity and novelty are the most important then this summer's hit could be Beep! Beep! I'm A Sheep!

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  • (Score: 3, Touché) by iWantToKeepAnon on Sunday July 09 2017, @07:51PM (1 child)

    by iWantToKeepAnon (686) Subscriber Badge on Sunday July 09 2017, @07:51PM (#536896) Homepage Journal
    Clearly that would have to be named "Beep! Beep! I'm A *Summer* Sheep!", otherwise it doesn't qualify.
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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 10 2017, @08:11AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 10 2017, @08:11AM (#537054)

    "Beep! Beep! Summer Sheep!" fits, syllable-wise.