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A sex doll was so heavily molested by eager men it broke before anyone could actually use it. Or use it privately, anyway.
We're not entirely sure what happened to 'Samantha'. But its owner complained that the £3,000 robot was left "heavily soiled" after being exhibited at a tech fair.
Developer Sergi Santos, from Barcelona, Spain, says visitors to the Arts Electronica Festival in Linz treated the 'intelligent' sex doll "like barbarians", and added that two fingers were broken in the melee.
"The people mounted Samantha's breasts, her legs and arms," Sergi said. "Two fingers were broken. She was heavily soiled."
Sergi added that the robot had to be sent back in a parcel to Barcelona for repairs and cleaning after being left so filthy and broken by the never-ending male attention.
But said: "Samantha can endure a lot, she will pull through."
Not sure I could get a 3,000 pound robot up to my 3rd floor walk-up...
(Score: 5, Touché) by unauthorized on Friday September 29 2017, @01:26AM (16 children)
Damn kids and their sex dolls. Why in my days we used to go out and molest real women.
(Score: 5, Funny) by Phoenix666 on Friday September 29 2017, @01:37AM (10 children)
We would go out and molest sheep...er, well, I read that was a thing.
Washington DC delenda est.
(Score: 5, Funny) by Thexalon on Friday September 29 2017, @02:10AM
You must have been the source of the joke about the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd: One says "Hey, you, get offa my cloud." The other says "Hey, MacCleod, ..."
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a compiler is a good guy with a compiler.
(Score: 2) by driverless on Friday September 29 2017, @08:13AM (8 children)
Given your mention of sheep, shouldnt you be saying "Canberra delenda est"?
(Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Friday September 29 2017, @01:17PM (7 children)
Not all sheep are Australian.
Washington DC delenda est.
(Score: 2) by driverless on Friday September 29 2017, @02:01PM (1 child)
But a disproportionate number of people who are intimate with them are.
Either that or Welsh.
(Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Friday September 29 2017, @03:20PM
or from Idaho. Their state's welcome kit for new residents includes velcro gloves and a condom.
Washington DC delenda est.
(Score: 1) by Jtmach on Friday September 29 2017, @02:42PM (4 children)
The Kiwi's say the Aussie's are shaggin the sheep.
Frankly, I think the sheep are the whores.
(Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Friday September 29 2017, @03:18PM (3 children)
Just don't pick the ugly one. And for god's sake, use protection. Humans can impregnate sheep.
Washington DC delenda est.
(Score: 2) by driverless on Friday September 29 2017, @03:31PM (2 children)
That's what's always puzzled me, I mean have you looked at Australian sheep? They're all bony and ragged and dirty, while NZ sheep are much better looking.
(Score: 3, Funny) by Phoenix666 on Friday September 29 2017, @03:46PM (1 child)
"NZ sheep are much better looking"
They're called 'women,' not 'sheep,' you insensitive clod.
Washington DC delenda est.
(Score: 2) by driverless on Friday September 29 2017, @03:57PM
Well, I guess if you swing that way you can always throw a fleece over her and have her make baa-ing noises. Just don't let anyone see you.
(Score: 2, Insightful) by Ethanol-fueled on Friday September 29 2017, @02:31AM (4 children)
A sex doll is much better exercise and preparation for real sex than ol' Manuela is. Why not have both a realdoll and a real woman?
But unless you have that much money to throw away, is it worth it?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday September 29 2017, @03:47AM (3 children)
Why not rent a sex doll? [soylentnews.org]
(Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Friday September 29 2017, @04:29AM (2 children)
You first, buddy. I'll wait and see whether or not your dick falls off.
(Score: 3, Insightful) by Immerman on Friday September 29 2017, @06:04AM
One of the benefits of a sex doll over a human prostitute, you can personally send its genitals through autoclave so that you know it's "clean".
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Friday September 29 2017, @02:21PM
What if the, um . . . how to put this nicely . . ., um, "critical parts" were easily and inexpensively 3D printed? Custom fit. The Burger King wouldn't have to wrap his whopper. Along with custom 3D printed boner drugs (see previous story [soylentnews.org]).
Why is it that when I hold a stick, everyone begins to look like a pinata?