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Sex Robot Display Model Molested So Much It Breaks Before Anyone Can Actually Use It

posted by Fnord666 on Friday September 29 2017, @01:06AM   Printer-friendly
from the what-a-doll! dept.

Phoenix666 writes:

A sex doll was so heavily molested by eager men it broke before anyone could actually use it. Or use it privately, anyway.

We're not entirely sure what happened to 'Samantha'. But its owner complained that the £3,000 robot was left "heavily soiled" after being exhibited at a tech fair.

Developer Sergi Santos, from Barcelona, Spain, says visitors to the Arts Electronica Festival in Linz treated the 'intelligent' sex doll "like barbarians", and added that two fingers were broken in the melee.

"The people mounted Samantha's breasts, her legs and arms," Sergi said. "Two fingers were broken. She was heavily soiled."

Sergi added that the robot had to be sent back in a parcel to Barcelona for repairs and cleaning after being left so filthy and broken by the never-ending male attention.

But said: "Samantha can endure a lot, she will pull through."

Not sure I could get a 3,000 pound robot up to my 3rd floor walk-up...

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  • (Score: 5, Funny) by Phoenix666 on Friday September 29 2017, @01:37AM (10 children)

    by Phoenix666 (552) on Friday September 29 2017, @01:37AM (#574611) Journal

    We would go out and molest sheep...er, well, I read that was a thing.

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  • (Score: 5, Funny) by Thexalon on Friday September 29 2017, @02:10AM

    by Thexalon (636) Subscriber Badge on Friday September 29 2017, @02:10AM (#574616)

    You must have been the source of the joke about the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd: One says "Hey, you, get offa my cloud." The other says "Hey, MacCleod, ..."

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  • (Score: 2) by driverless on Friday September 29 2017, @08:13AM (8 children)

    by driverless (4770) on Friday September 29 2017, @08:13AM (#574714)

    We would go out and molest sheep...er, well, I read that was a thing.

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    Given your mention of sheep, shouldnt you be saying "Canberra delenda est"?

    • (Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Friday September 29 2017, @01:17PM (7 children)

      by Phoenix666 (552) on Friday September 29 2017, @01:17PM (#574764) Journal

      Not all sheep are Australian.

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      • (Score: 2) by driverless on Friday September 29 2017, @02:01PM (1 child)

        by driverless (4770) on Friday September 29 2017, @02:01PM (#574790)

        But a disproportionate number of people who are intimate with them are.

        Either that or Welsh.

        • (Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Friday September 29 2017, @03:20PM

          by Phoenix666 (552) on Friday September 29 2017, @03:20PM (#574834) Journal

          or from Idaho. Their state's welcome kit for new residents includes velcro gloves and a condom.

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      • (Score: 1) by Jtmach on Friday September 29 2017, @02:42PM (4 children)

        by Jtmach (1481) on Friday September 29 2017, @02:42PM (#574811)
        The Aussie's say the Kiwi's are shaggin the sheep.
        The Kiwi's say the Aussie's are shaggin the sheep.
        Frankly, I think the sheep are the whores.

        • (Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Friday September 29 2017, @03:18PM (3 children)

          by Phoenix666 (552) on Friday September 29 2017, @03:18PM (#574832) Journal

          Just don't pick the ugly one. And for god's sake, use protection. Humans can impregnate sheep.

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          • (Score: 2) by driverless on Friday September 29 2017, @03:31PM (2 children)

            by driverless (4770) on Friday September 29 2017, @03:31PM (#574844)

            That's what's always puzzled me, I mean have you looked at Australian sheep? They're all bony and ragged and dirty, while NZ sheep are much better looking.

            • (Score: 3, Funny) by Phoenix666 on Friday September 29 2017, @03:46PM (1 child)

              by Phoenix666 (552) on Friday September 29 2017, @03:46PM (#574856) Journal

              "NZ sheep are much better looking"

              They're called 'women,' not 'sheep,' you insensitive clod.

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              • (Score: 2) by driverless on Friday September 29 2017, @03:57PM

                by driverless (4770) on Friday September 29 2017, @03:57PM (#574870)

                Well, I guess if you swing that way you can always throw a fleece over her and have her make baa-ing noises. Just don't let anyone see you.