A sex doll was so heavily molested by eager men it broke before anyone could actually use it. Or use it privately, anyway.
We're not entirely sure what happened to 'Samantha'. But its owner complained that the £3,000 robot was left "heavily soiled" after being exhibited at a tech fair.
Developer Sergi Santos, from Barcelona, Spain, says visitors to the Arts Electronica Festival in Linz treated the 'intelligent' sex doll "like barbarians", and added that two fingers were broken in the melee.
"The people mounted Samantha's breasts, her legs and arms," Sergi said. "Two fingers were broken. She was heavily soiled."
Sergi added that the robot had to be sent back in a parcel to Barcelona for repairs and cleaning after being left so filthy and broken by the never-ending male attention.
But said: "Samantha can endure a lot, she will pull through."
Not sure I could get a 3,000 pound robot up to my 3rd floor walk-up...
(Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Friday September 29 2017, @03:18PM (3 children)
Just don't pick the ugly one. And for god's sake, use protection. Humans can impregnate sheep.
Washington DC delenda est.
(Score: 2) by driverless on Friday September 29 2017, @03:31PM (2 children)
That's what's always puzzled me, I mean have you looked at Australian sheep? They're all bony and ragged and dirty, while NZ sheep are much better looking.
(Score: 3, Funny) by Phoenix666 on Friday September 29 2017, @03:46PM (1 child)
"NZ sheep are much better looking"
They're called 'women,' not 'sheep,' you insensitive clod.
Washington DC delenda est.
(Score: 2) by driverless on Friday September 29 2017, @03:57PM
Well, I guess if you swing that way you can always throw a fleece over her and have her make baa-ing noises. Just don't let anyone see you.