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  • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Monday October 09 2017, @08:23PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday October 09 2017, @08:23PM (#579399)

    Good call today, let's play hang up on the loser ...

    "Hello I'm calling because the resume you submitted is incomplete. It's missing your most recent job."
    "No, the resume is complete, since I'm not currently working."
    "... I'm sorry ... I have ... an urgent call on the other line."
    "I sincerely doubt that you do."
    "Goodbye!"

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