Congress, who I love, has asked me to create a holiday to honor Christopher Columbus. Columbus was a great guy, who made America European and discovered syphilis. Which is why I own 25% of Goodyear Tire & Rubber. Enjoy! t.co/cbQRst4lN4
Reply to: I declare today to be Double Chin Day
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The Honorary Grand Master will be Donald J. Trump, Sr. (The Orange Clown). [google.com]
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