1. Never insert your thumb into jmorris. Never. 2. jmorris is always lying, down, doubling. 3. Just because you are worried about "SJW convergence", Commie infiltrators, and anti-fascist groups like the US Military, that does not mean you are paranoid. No, really. jmorris has been trying to tell us. WAKE UP! Sheeple! (oh, no, ) [xkcd.com] 4. There is no fourth Rule of Thumb for jmorris. You think we're made of thumbs here?
(Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Sunday December 17 2017, @10:28AM
The Three "jmorris" Rules of Thumbs:
1. Never insert your thumb into jmorris. Never.
2. jmorris is always lying, down, doubling.
3. Just because you are worried about "SJW convergence", Commie infiltrators, and anti-fascist groups like the US Military, that does not mean you are paranoid. No, really. jmorris has been trying to tell us. WAKE UP! Sheeple! (oh, no, ) [xkcd.com]
4. There is no fourth Rule of Thumb for jmorris. You think we're made of thumbs here?