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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Sunday December 17 2017, @10:28AM

    by aristarchus (2645) on Sunday December 17 2017, @10:28AM (#610945) Journal

    The Three "jmorris" Rules of Thumbs:

    1. Never insert your thumb into jmorris. Never.
    2. jmorris is always lying, down, doubling.
    3. Just because you are worried about "SJW convergence", Commie infiltrators, and anti-fascist groups like the US Military, that does not mean you are paranoid. No, really. jmorris has been trying to tell us. WAKE UP! Sheeple! (oh, no, ) [xkcd.com]
    4. There is no fourth Rule of Thumb for jmorris. You think we're made of thumbs here?

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