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When I died, there was no Internet.
During my long sabbatical, sitting at the feet of the Trimurti, before Brahma returned me to Earth to continue my work, I was shown the many wonders created by my Aryan brothers and sisters.
Given once again the gift of life to write (https://www.savitridevi.org/home.html) and speak of the coming new order just as our cause has a new champion, I searched and searched for a home online to make my presence felt.
As so many here speak in ways that echo the teachings of our glorious Fuhrer, I thought I would be welcomed and joined by the faithful.
It wounds me that no one but our wonderful new champion (https://soylentnews.org/comments.pl?noupdate=1&sid=22999&page=1&cid=607894#commentwrap) has come to my side or aid as mongrels and abominations attack from all sides.
I take a few moments and speak the truth of the world here, and am quickly silenced for my trouble. A sad state of affairs it is.
Is there no one here with the courage of their convictions?
I weep for the future if my Aryan brothers and sisters will not speak out and show our true power.
(Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 10 2017, @03:17PM
Get a life motherfucker
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 10 2017, @03:54PM (7 children)
Is there a tesseract involved?
I guess if we're going to have an origin story, here it is thanks to Wikipedia:
Dunno about anybody else, but as far as devis go, I prefer the Way of Eli. Love is a fundamental force of the cosmos that transcends and defines spacetime much as gravity does as a manifestation of consciousness in 5 spatial dimensions. Just watch out for predestination paradoxes involving black holes. I hear the boys from Temporal Investigations hate those.
At any rate, the Kali Yuga is just beginning. It lasts until the year 9595 when the cycle begins again. I thought everybody knew that.
(Score: 2) by takyon on Sunday December 10 2017, @04:23PM (3 children)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVnU9HMX8xg [youtube.com]
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 10 2017, @10:55PM (2 children)
Soylentils making proper hyperlinks.
In the Year 2525 - Zager & Evans (1975) [youtube.com]
-- OriginalOwner_ [soylentnews.org]
(Score: 2) by takyon on Sunday December 10 2017, @11:17PM (1 child)
My hyperlink conformed to the HTML standard.
Fuck. You.
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(Score: -1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Monday December 11 2017, @12:10AM
Takyon is touchy! Alt-right neo-Nazi Aryions is in the House, puts him on edge. Too close to homies?
(Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 10 2017, @11:06PM (2 children)
When I saw the obviously-new account in the Most Recent Journal Entries list, having an Indian-looking name and the term "goddess" attached, I wondered how many arms this deity had.
I Googled up a page full of images. [google.com]
(Was disappointed on the arms thing.)
I did stumble on this:
Savitri Devi: The mystical fascist being resurrected by the alt-right [bbc.com]
That puts a pretty fine point on it--in case the journal entry wasn't clear enough.
-- OriginalOwner_ [soylentnews.org]
(Score: 1) by Goddess Savitri Devi on Monday December 11 2017, @02:16AM (1 child)
The article you refer to holds some truth, and you should definitely read one of my many books, The Lightning And The Sun [kmart.com]
However, the jews and mongrels over at BBC do no justice to the rightness of the Nazi/Aryan cause. They are, like the rest of the jews and mongrels who run the media, Fake News as our wonderful new champion says!
Shiva shall rain death upon non-Aryan scum
(Score: 2) by aristarchus on Monday December 11 2017, @08:48AM
Gee (not ghee), I wonder why this is? Crazed ramblings of a Nazi sympathizer? Maybe these words should be more rare? Just an idea, which is more than one might find in the "works" of Savatri Maximiani Portas (the "Devi" is redundant, and the incorrect gender).
And, revived by Golden Dawn [bbc.com]? The stupid enough to have collaborated with the Nazis, if they had been around then, idiots? Savitri may well wish to just be left dead, and forgotten. Like when you make some big mistake, like mis-estimating the population of China, and then everyone on SoylentNews mocks you for being an ignoramous? It is like that, only worse. Let the dead bury the dead. But post a guard to keep the alt-right from digging them up again, or the Fircking Mormons from trying to baptise or have sex with them. Common decency demands.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 10 2017, @11:15PM (4 children)
If you DON'T put URLs in parenthesis, the site's code will recognize those as URLs and will auto-linkify them.
If you put a space between the parenthesis and the URL (both ends), that will work too.
My preferred method is to make a proper hyperlink with proper link text.
...and page=1 in a S/N URL is -always- noise.
Just leave that out.
-- OriginalOwner_ [soylentnews.org]
(Score: 1) by Goddess Savitri Devi on Monday December 11 2017, @02:19AM (3 children)
Thank you for your recommendation.
I attempted to do so when writing my journal, and the preview showed the correct text being highlighted, but when I saved my journal, the highlights extended the length of my journal.
It must have been a filthy jew who wrote that code.
Shiva shall rain death upon non-Aryan scum
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday December 11 2017, @03:44AM (2 children)
I also have it on good authority that you can go back and do a touch-up on your journal entries.
-- OriginalOwner_ [soylentnews.org]
(Score: 1) by Goddess Savitri Devi on Monday December 11 2017, @04:20AM
Which I did at least ten times. in the "preview" all looked normal, but once the journal was "saved" the highlight ran all the way to the end each time.
Perhaps I'll try again and you can see for yourself.
Thank you for your aid, anonymous one.
Even if you are a mongrel or a filthy jew, I may keep you as a slave, rather than flay you alive, in the new order.
Shiva shall rain death upon non-Aryan scum
(Score: 0, Troll) by Goddess Savitri Devi on Monday December 11 2017, @04:24AM
Look at the journal now. I can include links [soylentnews.org] in comments without issue, but not in the journal entries.
Shiva shall rain death upon non-Aryan scum
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday December 11 2017, @06:50AM (5 children)
Same as it ever was. Goddess. Sure. Her lips open up to my caresses, almost involuntarily. She needs it, she wants it. This is why alt-right white boys never get any. They don't know how! Even the Goddess here, pimping her "aryan" crap, finds her self engorged, wet, receptive of my large, and quite versatile, black self. Yes, the Goddess Savitri Devi is a THOT. Too bad, so sad. So can we just ignore this rather rude interruption by a horny alt-right unicorn?
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday December 12 2017, @03:05AM (4 children)
I think you miss the point of satire.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 12 2017, @09:02PM (3 children)
Is that why you reversed the spam mod? Shame, TMB, shame! You are being played by the alt-right, again.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday December 12 2017, @11:12PM (2 children)
Because it was satire? Yes. That is absolutely why I reversed the Spam mod. It helps that I can see what other account(s) post from an IP address in spotting the difference between straight up trolling and proper satire but it's not really necessary in this case.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday December 13 2017, @04:31AM (1 child)
Hmm. Are you suggesting that the Devi here could be a TMB sockpuppet? Nah, even for a Choctaw, that would imply way too much self-loathing. So for us less in on the IP addresses of the comments, could you leak a bit of info, as you have before, in violation of the code of ethics of data professionals, but in service of your new found Goddess, who in fact is not Sa-virti, but Kek, or Eris, Discord, the one true god of alt-right trolls? Tell us, TMB! And after that, explain how a dev code monkey like yourself (admittedly not a bad one) has editorial privileges? I am confused by so many things here on SoylentNews, but truely your place here buggers me.
I am AC. I am universal. You shall not pass. We are legion. Expect us.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Wednesday December 13 2017, @05:48AM
Okay, fine, it's that aristarchus dingleberry going for a lower effort persona while still maintaining the same level of dipshittery. Or was it Runaway1956? They're so hard to tell apart.
Seriously though, I'm kind of impressed at the owner's versatility.
I got reluctantly saddled as an admin (systems and site) during a spell when we were short on active ones, though I do my best to refuse to admin anything that anyone else can be talked, wheedled, threatened, or goaded into. The underlying permissions structure of the site means all site admins have full editorial powers plus admin powers.
You'll please note the extreme lack of me monkeying with the stories/subs queues unless a Meta article needs written. If I have an issue with our editorial process, I do what everyone else does: bitch. I just know where and how to bitch most effectively (IRC on #editorial). The info on who sucks/rocks as a mod and the things like the Troll Hall of Fame have nothing to do with site permissions though; they're all hand crafted SQL from a mysql prompt. That's systems admin not site admin.
Believe it or not, I prefer to just be a dev. Admining of any kind is too much like a day job. Without the pay to mitigate dealing with people who could use a good LART-ing.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Tuesday December 12 2017, @03:29PM (1 child)
Well, bitch, you should know about mongrels. And, yes, I am one of those mongrels.
I can respect German people - unless and until they start feeling superior. But, you're not even German. You're a mongrel Greek-Italian, who has no home, and has betrayed both of your parent's heritage.
Die in a fiery death - you and all the nazi/neonazi/whitesupremacy assholes.
Now, run along, you mongrel bitch.
Why, yes - yes there is. And, you'll notice that he isn't a Nazi.
Abortion is the number one killed of children in the United States.
(Score: 2) by aristarchus on Wednesday December 13 2017, @04:32AM
You go, Mongrel Runaway! Got your back on this one, you hillbilly ignoramous!