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posted by Fnord666 on Friday January 12, @06:14PM   Printer-friendly
from the parliamentarians-are-people-too dept.

Submitted via IRC for TheMightyBuzzard

Porn streaming sites were accessed from UK parliament 24,000 times in six months, figures have shown.

I'm torn between making a "bunch of wankers" joke and castigating them for being underachievers.

Source: https://www.rt.com/uk/415259-porn-stream-sex-parliament/


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Reply to: re Do the Math

    (Score: 4, Funny) by jelizondo on Friday January 12, @06:48PM

    by jelizondo (653) on Friday January 12, @06:48PM (#621487)

    According to the TFA

    “There are 8,500 computers on the parliamentary network, which are used by MPs, peers, their staff and staff of both Houses [...]"

    There are 153 natural days from June 1st to October 31st, with 24,473 attempts made, so that gives us, let's see, 159.95 attempts per day; now divide that by 8,500 computers and you get 0.018 attempts per computer.

    Clearly underachievers. So do castigate them. Whip them into shape!

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