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Porn in Parliament: 24,000 Attempts at Accessing Sex Sites Over Six Months

posted by Fnord666 on Friday January 12 2018, @06:14PM   Printer-friendly
from the parliamentarians-are-people-too dept.

"MrPlow" writes:

Submitted via IRC for TheMightyBuzzard

Porn streaming sites were accessed from UK parliament 24,000 times in six months, figures have shown.

I'm torn between making a "bunch of wankers" joke and castigating them for being underachievers.

Source: https://www.rt.com/uk/415259-porn-stream-sex-parliament/

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  • (Score: 4, Interesting) by edIII on Friday January 12 2018, @07:32PM (2 children)

    by edIII (791) on Friday January 12 2018, @07:32PM (#621502)

    133 accesses?

    What constitutes an access though? If that's loading up a video, a single wank session might involve many videos before you find *that* video that makes you blink. All the javascript in the page is surely accessing it many more times per page load. If that is 133 wanking sessions per day... those people need to be studied, then treated for what is surely some serious callouses on their hands, and epic chaffing of the willy.

    On another note, I'm reminded of that movie There's Something About Mary. Maybe we don't want politicians discussing things like war, surveillance, etc. all stressed out. They may start their day out as wankers, but it may be safer for the rest of us :)

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  • (Score: 2) by DannyB on Friday January 12 2018, @07:46PM

    by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Friday January 12 2018, @07:46PM (#621509) Journal

    Powerful people probably have (Parliament) interns [pip-psp.org] or (US congress) page boys [wikipedia.org]1 [wikipedia.org]2 [wikipedia.org] who get the callouses on their hands.

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  • (Score: 4, Informative) by bzipitidoo on Friday January 12 2018, @11:47PM

    by bzipitidoo (4388) Subscriber Badge on Friday January 12 2018, @11:47PM (#621614) Journal

    > Maybe we don't want politicians discussing things like war, surveillance, etc. all stressed out.

    Or hard up? Let them look all they want! Keep them happy and as far away as possible from Dr. Strangelove's plan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8L8NopVwdg&t=3m56s [youtube.com]