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As you're probably aware we experienced some unplanned downtime today. It has been claimed it was entirely the fault of Russian Hackers. They invaded fluorine and caused the database updating code in rehash to not update the database this last site update. Which is just as well, I suppose, since two of the SQL statements refuse to complete even when run manually. That I'm going to have to chalk up to a misconfigured ndbd on helium and neon.
tl;dr The long and short of it is, we'll be fine until we can get those updates into the database, but it is going to mean more downtime this weekend.
~TMB
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TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
-- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday February 08 2018, @11:42AM (2 children)
Oh hell yes. The Boondock Saints is the only movie I can ever remember watching where it was immediately obvious that it was an indie flick and just as obvious that someone had knocked it way the hell out of the park when they made it.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Insightful) by requerdanos on Thursday February 08 2018, @01:42PM (1 child)
"only movie...obvious...indie flick...out of the park"
Counterexample: Primer.
(Just in case the reader may be unfamiliar: Info at IMDB [imdb.com] • Wikipedia [wikipedia.org] • "The Primer Universe" blog [blogspot.ru])
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday February 08 2018, @02:34PM
Haven't seen it yet but that shall soon be remedied.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.